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WPKenny

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Going off topic...

It's like having a conversation with a deaf aunt...

me: "Have you seen the news"?
Aunt: "What's that? Kill all the Jews?"
me: "No nan, I was saying on the news they're talking about making the park bigger."
aunt: "Eh? The park's full of n*ggers?"
me: "No, nan, they're also thinking of building a big hill there."
aunt: "Did you say you're missing Hitler?"

Comedy gold!

Carry on, I'm enjoying this.
 

dysfunction

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And following the logic some people have in this thread bainteor is therefore prejudiced against blacks
 

old.Tohtori

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I didnt think of that :(

Ofcourse not, you're not comedy racist like i am :D

There's different stages of racist you see.

The regular racist, ooh, bad. HAtes everyone who isn't black/white/asian/muslim/purple/etc. Weird though since from a neutral standpoint, taking all into consideration, racists hate everyone except everyone.

Closet racist ofcourse has been mentioned, couple of drinks and the problem with crying children turns into a problem with breeding bunny asians.

Comedy racist, which i think i am, is one that makes uncomfortable jokes about it, but it's rather clear it's not meant as anything except a laugh. Usually racist people hate the comedy racist as it's a great way to hide your racism, by blaming people who aren't actually racist as being racist.

There's also the anti-racist, which basically is against all racism in such a way that it becomes racism. HArd to spot.

My favorite is the nu-uh racist, who doesn't even know he's a racist and often goes with "i'm not racist but..." line, which brigs me to the...

...butt racist. You know what it is. Hey, i'm not racist but...
 

throdgrain

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I'm racist against anyone who dont have a Harley Davidson.


So you can all fuck off :eek:
 

dysfunction

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I live down the road from a Harley Davidson showroom. does that count?
 

TdC

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I have a book about Harleys, and a mate has a race Buell. Am I still in?
 

old.Tohtori

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I know a guy named David, and his wife Harley, they have a son. So i think i'm coolsies.
 

bainteor

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Harley Davidsons have midlife crisis written all over them. Get some class, get a Lambretta.
 

Krazeh

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I would just like to congratulate the participants of this thread, particularly eksdee and bainteor, for providing such a hilarious read.
 

Wazzerphuk

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BTW 7:30am is technically too early by guidelines/laws.

All residential areas I know that may have loud, busy flows of traffic or works ALL have notices saying "Residential Area - No deliveries before 8am" - This is the case in the place where I live, and in numerous sites around London.
 

Krazeh

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Yay, i've got neg repped by bainteor. I feel like part of the group now!
 

WPKenny

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Oooh I got one too. I don't feel like part of the minority any more.

For this post I got....

Bainteor left this little comment for me: "You got owned in the conversation, judging by the fact that your post contains nothing of any importance. Laughable."

I think my point is proven judging by the fact you can't hold your end up in a reasoned, public debate. Instead you have to resort to petty sneaking about behind the scenes.

Here's a word for the day, check it out: Narcissist | Define Narcissist at Dictionary.com

When you can eliminate that aspect from your posts, come back and chat with the grown ups?
 

old.user4556

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Harley Davidsons have midlife crisis written all over them. Get some class, get a Lambretta.

Actually, I'm sure there is a pic of Throddy kicking around looking fucking cool in his younger years, sort of Hugh Jackman looking.
 

TdC

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I thought Throd WAS Hugh Jackman?
 

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This is without doubt racist against coal miners. I'm disgusted by your attitude, coal miners should be allowed to live in our society with thier heads held high.

I remember well the '70s signs on doors -

NO DOGS

NO BLACKS

NO COAL MINERS

Those days are gone and forgotton man, let it go!!!
Do you really think he's old enough to remember them? :p
 

throdgrain

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There ya go.

Awesome lmao :)


I dont know who Hugh Jackman is :(

Like a give a fuck what anyone thinks, but yeah I been riding bikes since I was 16, which is now 31 years, and yeah there are plenty of photos of me about, my facebook page is a goldmine of old mentalisms :)

(For those of you who got me on there, Chet has for sure, TDC too I reckon? )
 

old.user4556

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Wolverine from X-men??

motorcycle%2520hugh.jpg
 

Sockstuff

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I did try and read this whole thread at work but the gumping duo that are eksdee and bainteor were relentless in spewing out their comedic responses for so long I actually had to do some real work. :(
 

bainteor

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I did try and read this whole thread at work but the gumping duo that are eksdee and bainteor were relentless in spewing out their comedic responses for so long I actually had to do some real work. :(

How cowardly to insult someone without trying to express a point of your own with regards to the conversation. As I said in my neg rep, grow up kid and get off benefits.
 

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