GOA slogan contest!

[balistic]

Goa - just making a bad situation worse

 

[Doura]

GOA - Where is your account today?

 

[soxe]

GOA - .

(silences they cba to make a slogan)

 

[brite]

Originally posted by soxe
GOA - .

(silences they cba to make a slogan)

winner

 

[Zebolt]

GOA - L33t Snax0rs

 

[skilf]

Originally posted by lubbock

GOA - We only service French Servers.

Actually they don't even service those trust me lol

GOA: GO Away!

 

[old.0xygen]

GOA - Giving Others Agression

 

[eynar]

Goa: "Welcome to Dark Ages of FuckYouLot"
Goa: "RightNow! or atleast wait until I've finished my croissant."
Goa: "Atleast we didn't rape your girlfriend too..."

 

[Farnis]

Not sure about a slogan - but I found them a new motif.

 

[Belgaria]

GOA: Unfortunately this service is currently unavailable due to maintenance. we are sorry for any inconvenience.

 

[Amanita]

GOA - Because pretty sites mean everything.

 

[The Real Redi]

GOA - cos chimps need work too
GOA - More Hackproof than Microsoft... oh.
GOA - Suck my balls
GOA - We care abou... ooh, look, a bee! <wanders off>
GOA - Can you please tell us the name of your character and the server you are on?
GOA - le poop
GOA - It's Derrics fault

and my personal favorite...

GOA - they LOVE the cock!

maybe one last one:

GoA - We own Porsches, how the hell do you expect us to find time to put right your petty problems when we're having this much fun with your cash??? (not as catchy though, that one)

 

[shillina]

GOA - We put our feet up so you dont have to.
GOA - Where nightmares come true
GOA - The customer is always wrong
GOA - 346444456 ways to use the word fuck

 

[Jeron]

Originally posted by shillina
GOA - We put our feet up so you dont have to.

Rofl, best by far

 

[ghoul]

I bet you all this motivation makes them work even faster!, you are all so FUNNY, I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!

 

[Alphaville]

Originally posted by ghoul
I bet you all this motivation makes them work even faster!, you are all so FUNNY, I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!

Cry baby!!!!

GoA: "Gives you your real life back"

 

[mid_Efour]

GOA,Outdoors and XP with real people!

 

[krait]

GOA - Service With A Smirk.

 

[dunderklumpen]

GOA - Our firewall has more holes than a ex Italian Maffiaboss

GOA - Foir serviss and Safty... ("Duh m8 i think its spelled servece and safity in english!")

GOA - We are about as good as any online company, Except we charge our customers!

GOA - In mythic we trust!

GOA - Do the butt-dance! (_/_) (_\_) (_/_) (_\_) (_/_) (_\_)

 

[quiescent]

GOA - "When it rains, it pours."

 

[old.Vae]

Originally posted by coyonor
GOA - When it comes to giving support, GOA stops at nothing!

Imo the best - Nice and subtle too.

Maybe rephrase it to:
GOA - When it comes to customer support, we stop at nothing!

 

[sharpbits]

GOA - NOT working as intented.

and much lol btw:

Originally posted by Belgaria
GOA: Unfortunately this service is currently unavailable due to maintenance. we are sorry for any inconvenience.

 

[granny]

GOA - b0rk b0rk b0rk !

 

[shallow_grave]

GOA - <hic> Doh!!

 

[Litmus]

GOA - "We are sorry for the inconvenience"


seems all we here these days =/

 

[Jonaldo]

GOA - "Bonjour! Je m'appelle GOA" or something

 

[jammin0o]

Originally posted by old.cHodAX
GOA - A world class french company

GOA- Dark Age of Manegment

 

[shallow_grave]

GOA - This slogan has been sent via e-mail and should be recieved within the next few years.

 

[old.Morchaoron]

GOA - We have no hackers, we have no bugs, we have nothing...
GOA - Not for heartpatients

 

[chimaira]

Originally posted by jammin0o

GOA- Dark Age of Manegment

Best of all.