GOA slogan contest!

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dunderklumpen

Guest
I decided to make a GOA Slogan contest, as im still waiting for any information on the new password. It is really easy, all you have to do is to find the most thrílling new slogan for goa!
The winner will be sent to them so they can take it into consideration.

Examples:

GOA - Where customers just doenst count

GOA - "We have taken measurements"

GOA - "ehhh.. those epics around apk??.. duhh.. oh, yeah they were just one of our events!"

GOA - Ineffectivity at its best!

GOA - "I p00wn you gray n00b with my 1337 bd!!" (usual GOA worker /send whilst playing on his freetime, btw at last i think i got a sollution to the stupid purp bds running around killing lowbies in mm camlann)
 
G

Garaen

Guest
GOA - Were filthy rich, and you keep giving us more money! :)
 
D

dunderklumpen

Guest
GOA - Geeks and Other Asses

GOA - We spend your money for FREE!

GOA - A Slow start to nowhere.

GOA - We clean toilets as well!

GOA - The first ones we shall put up against the wall when the revolution arrives! :p
 
C

cHodAX

Guest
GOA - Give us more money or we will eat your babies!

GOA - Can you find Kemor in stealth mode? Make an infiltrator and try!

GOA - Deleting cHodAX's accounts tomorrow cause that guy hates us

GOA - A world class french company
 
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dunderklumpen

Guest
GOA - Tout son pede

GOA - We make a new Diablo out of any MMPORG!

GOA - Ve aré le Besté

You know just maybe we could get some hacker to print those catchy slogans on their homepage i mean if the game their mantaining is s instable i guess you could do anything with their page :))
 
M

Mid - Kirinia

Guest
GOA - Providing an outstanding, reliable, safe gaming experience for our customers, and still searching for the little bastard that hacked us.

GOA - Providing a unique online world in which the possibilities are endless. (disclaimer : please only use lawful actions in order to achive these endless possibilities :rolleyes: )
 
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cHodAX

Guest
GOA - Don't do it!

Theurgists - The seige caster - rofl that one always cracks me up :D
 
D

dunderklumpen

Guest
btw its not my subscriptionpass that doesnt work.. its my game pass :/.. ;( ;( ;(
 
C

coyonor

Guest
GOA - When it comes to giving support, GOA stops at nothing!
 
S

smincy

Guest
GOA - you pay us for nothing! :p
GOA - when they going gets tough, we go on holiday!
GOA - we hacked our own machines to start a scheme that will lock many people outta the game, without the ability to log into the subscription pages to cancel or change their passwords (did the resentment show there, oops :p)

GOA - what bug ?! thats an added feature !
 
G

Gamah

Guest
GOA - Like the French army, when the going gets tough, we run!
 
L

lubbock

Guest
GOA - Because we just dont care.
GOA - We only service French Servers.
GOA - No Real Customers, No Real Service
 
B

burg-

Guest
GOA - Fixing bugs since 1837
GOA - Where bugs becomes features
GOA - Friday news, every Friday.
GOA - Doin' goats since 1837
GOA - Getting hacked since 1935
GOA - Hacking ourselves since 2001
GOA - Getting paid for nothing
GOA - Green Old Ass
GOA - Out of buissnes
 
E

ele

Guest
GOAD = to irritate/provoke

they obviously made a mistake when printing their letterheads to miss the D off.

Oh sorry I was mis-informed..the D is to be added in a later patch ><
 
G

Grymlina

Guest
GOA - A Gamers nightmare !
GOA - We got most Whine thread on us as company dont be a jackass buy europe daoc now !
 
K

kaboomy

Guest
GoA

GOA - Don't we just love 'em !

GOA - God's of all ( ur money )

GOA - player say "Ding 50 !! yooohooo", GOA say "Rollback !"

GOA - Nerf Midgaard

GOA - Just keep running

GOA - Don't care, play CS
 
M

Mid - Kirinia

Guest
GOA - Healers, Savvie's, BD's and Shammies, these 4 classes mean all the rest of mid is teh crappies.
 
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xplo

Guest
GOA - "No speeki inglas!" (someone actuall got that from a server admin)

GOA - "1 free day to keep the anger away!"

GOA - "Rightnow, but not at the moment!"

GOA - "The most retarded company since 1998!"

GOA - "We try our best, not to help you!"

GOA - "Wot iz thé problam?"

GOA - "We are french, prepare to be assimilated!"

GOA - "Slacking is not a word, its a living!"
 
K

klavrynd

Guest
Goa : Read the eula débiles, all your money are belong to us
 
B

Big-G-

Guest
Originally posted by xplo
GOA - "Rightnow, but not at the moment!"

heh i do like that one

GOA - "Dark age of what?"

im tired and cant fink of anymore :<
 
B

Bleam

Guest
Goa - All ur $ r belong to us
Goa - Gifv Our Alotofmonies
Goa - Hi der non-bd, foad!
Goa - No comment
Goa - Mythic is in charge, not us, I repeat, NOT US! <runs away>
 

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