Politics Girls week away?

[Everz]

Come on russ. Seriously?

As a man in a relationship, why the fuck would I go on a singles holiday? I'd much rather go on any other sort of holiday.

Sitting in a nightclub whilst your mates chase skirt is dull as fuck.

Each to their own lad, I've been in a relationship for going on 2 n 1/2 years now. Gone from the main 'puller' of the group to being everyone best wingman. Nightclub aint all about pulling, some of the best nights I've had have just been aving a laugh. Chatting to a lass don't mean you have to fuck her now does it?

I'm going on a singles holiday soon (Ibiza. luls), where I'm the only lad in a relationship and consistently getting pissed seems like a quality holiday to me hah.

 

[Scouse]

Enjoy old bean. I'd have felt the same if I was 21 and not 38

 

[Everz]

Old fart. ;D

 

[Scouse]

Old fart. ;D

You could look at it that way, or you could realise that I'm so full of life experience that I've done your "wildest" night out so many times that it now bores me

 

[Scouse]

Ooooh. I forgot to update

So, how to broach the subject or diffuse the whole situation without getting my nuts in a sling or dragged into an argument we could both do without? So many ways to get it wrong, so many dangerous areas, pitfalls and epic streaks of feminism to faceplant on.

Fortunately, being a devious evil genius I dodged the whole thing by pointing out that she keeps moaning about how skint she is, the fact that I don't have a job and that a week away is gonna cost her a lot.


She turned her mate down this morning.



Yes. I fucking rock

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Coward

 

[Scouse]

I prefer to think of it as "avoiding unnecessary conflict"

 

[Wazzerphuk]

If I wasn't at work right now I'd be tempted to google for a picture of a man hiding his cock between his legs and post that here.

 

[Scouse]

If I could be arsed, I'd post a picture of a smug git who's got it all his own way. But I cba

Edit: Actually, I can do better than smug:

I can do Clarke Gable looking smug

 

[Wazzerphuk]

And then I'd draw a vagina on that picture.

 

[Scouse]

 

[Wij]

Would this mate mind surprise sex visitors?

 

[TdC]

this thread could have been so epic

 

[Scouse]

this thread could have been so epic

Just for you I'll tell her I didn't like the idea of her going off on a shagging holiday anyway. Gives me something to do this evening

 

[TdC]

you sir, are a gem amongst men! tell her I said that too! and let us know how it went