Girlfriend 1.0

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Trem

Guest
If its been posted before I'm sorry. Quality -

Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2
which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are
apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to
try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse,
Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other applications such as
LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 2.0 and Playboy 6 .1. Successive versions of
Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware beta-programme, PartyGirl 2.1,
which I tried had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to
shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend
1.0 and Girlfriend 2.1 at the same time, only to discover that when these
two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to Fiancé 1.0 only to discover that this
product soon had to be upgraded (at great cost) to Wife 1.0, which I
reluctantly agreed to because, whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all of my
available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus, CleanHouse 2000
and WashUp XP.

Shortly after this upgrade however, I discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very
unstable and costly to run; For example, any mistakes I made were
automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They
then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also
has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-Mail Pornfilter and can, without
warning launch PhotoStrop and WhingeZip! These latter products have no help
files and I have to try and guess what the problem is myself.

Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring ShoeShopBrowser for new attachments, and also HairStyleExpress
which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns
unwelcome child processes that also drain my resources. It also conflicted
with some of the new games I wanted to try, stating that they are an illegal
operation. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my BMW 7 series programme it
often crashes or runs the system dry. I installed new driver software,
Backseat 3.1, but this interrupts any programme I am running with frequent
irritating and unnecessary instructions. It came with a new version of
Mapreader 2003, which is worse than useless, and appears to be upside down.

Furthermore, Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called
Mother-In-Law, which cannot be turned off. Recently I have attempted to
install Mistress 2000, but there could be problems, as a friend has alerted
me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000, it
tends to delete all MS Money files before permanently un-installing itself.
 
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Lester

Guest
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Trem

Guest
It comes from not sitting on the forums all day at work I think. I mean I will miss the odd thread here and there I guess, what do you think Lester?
 
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Durzel

Guest
Originally posted by Lester
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lol nice.

Whether or not you sit on the forums all day is irrelevant, "Girlfriend 1.0" is very, very oldé.
 
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Trem

Guest
So?

Some people hadn't read it so its for them. Its surely easier to say nowt rather than "old".

Besides I hadn't read it so its new to me.
 
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throdgrain

Guest
I'd not seen it before trem, made me grin a bit :)
 
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Wij

Guest
It's a slightly updated version from the one I saw yeeeeeeeeeears ago so you get a SEMIGLEN (TM) !
 
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scooby-doo

Guest
yeh iv/e not seen it before either, made me smile.pld trem
 
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Tom

Guest
I've seen it before, it doesn't make it any less funny :D
 
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Clowneh!

Guest
i cant be bothered reading it :(
ill just say old :p
 

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