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Why would anyone be so sad as to make up such a stupid story?
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Why would anyone be so sad as to make up such a stupid story?
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Testin da Cable
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cos it's Staz' cam? 
[*fluffles Staz*]
[*fluffles Staz*]
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Wij
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PTP !
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Summo
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Post the pics.
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mr.Blacky
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is everybody just going to say post the pics???
why aint it obvious he aint going 2
why aint it obvious he aint going 2
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xenon2000
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This is getting a bit silly now...
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Wij
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Yes it is.
Just Post The Pix and be done with it !
Just Post The Pix and be done with it !
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WPKenny
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Cuh! After all this you'd think he'd just post the picks to get us off his back?
*checks mail*
Ah...cheers caLLous. *wink*
*checks mail*
Ah...cheers caLLous. *wink*
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old.D3-
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How long have you spent on the net?
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Hashmonster
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Kenny Post the pics!
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Damini
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Originally posted by D3-
How long have you spent on the net?
Long enough to know that if you masterbate with a lobster, YOU DIE.
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old.D3-
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You read that story too eh?
The one with the guy fkin' the branch with the black widow spiders nest in it was the one that got to me
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Damini
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No... No.... Don't know that one... I have a strong mental image but I havent directly heard that one.
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Will
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Heh, did you read the Bob story I posted?
Let me put it up in my sig in a bit...
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Wij
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Bob 0wnz
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Will
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Well, he's already in place. If you haven't read the story, do so now...
...but not if you are eating.
...but not if you are eating.
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old.Judge Eagle
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lol! i just read this topic, the first page, and now i'm looking at the last page, it's all the same! someone should close this.......*cough* first post the pics though*cough*
someone should close this.......*cough* first post the pics though*cough*
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~Lazarus~
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You guys should really read the Darwin Awards. Its amazing how STUPID some folk can be
http://www.darwinawards.com/
Getting back on topic :
CALLOUS - POST THE DAMN PICS !!!!
http://www.darwinawards.com/
Getting back on topic :
CALLOUS - POST THE DAMN PICS !!!!
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old.Judge Eagle
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wow you know much about that darwin thing *hint*
*hint*
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~Lazarus~
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Scuba Divers and Forest Fires
My own personal favourite is this one :
Scuba Divers and Forest Fires
So you think you're having a bad day? In California, wildfires are part of the natural cycle of the forest. They are caused by lightning, by arson, by acts of God. Brave firefighters earn their livings extingiushing these ravenous blazes.
Recently, Fire Marshals found a corpse in a rural section of California while they were assessing the damage done by a recent forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in diving gear consisting of a recently-melted wetsuit, a dive tank, flippers, and facemask. Apparently the man had been participating in recreational diving fairly recently.
A post-mortem examination attributed death not to burns, but to massive internal injuries. Salt water was found in his stomach. Dental records provided a positive identification of a man who had been reported missing a week before, and the next-of-kin were notified. Investigators then set about determining how a fully clad diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.
It was discovered that, on the day of the fire, the deceased had set out on diving trip in the Pacific Ocean. His third dive was 20 kilometers away from the location of a large brush fire which which was threatening the saftey of a nearby town.
Firefighters, seeking to control the conflagration as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters to saturate the area with water. The helicopters towed large buckets, which were dropped into the ocean for rapid filling, then flown to the fire and emptied.
You guessed it! One minute our diver was marveling at the fish species of the Pacific, and in the next breath, he found himself in a fire bucket 300 meters in the air. He experienced rapid decompression caused by the altitude change, suddenly followed by a plummet into burning trees.
As a consolation to bereaved relatives, investigators calculate that the man extinguished roughly 1.78 square meters of the fire, approximately the area covered by a splattered human body. Bereaved are also consoled by the knowledge that he had enjoyed two rewarding dives preceeding his fatal third dive.
Divers and pilots alike are being warned to remain on the alert. Divers are encouraged to remain calm if scooped from the water, and to hang onto the bucket when the water is dumped on the fire. Decompression chambers will be available immediately upon landing.
CALLOUS - POST THE DAMN PICS !!!!
My own personal favourite is this one :
Scuba Divers and Forest Fires
So you think you're having a bad day? In California, wildfires are part of the natural cycle of the forest. They are caused by lightning, by arson, by acts of God. Brave firefighters earn their livings extingiushing these ravenous blazes.
Recently, Fire Marshals found a corpse in a rural section of California while they were assessing the damage done by a recent forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in diving gear consisting of a recently-melted wetsuit, a dive tank, flippers, and facemask. Apparently the man had been participating in recreational diving fairly recently.
A post-mortem examination attributed death not to burns, but to massive internal injuries. Salt water was found in his stomach. Dental records provided a positive identification of a man who had been reported missing a week before, and the next-of-kin were notified. Investigators then set about determining how a fully clad diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.
It was discovered that, on the day of the fire, the deceased had set out on diving trip in the Pacific Ocean. His third dive was 20 kilometers away from the location of a large brush fire which which was threatening the saftey of a nearby town.
Firefighters, seeking to control the conflagration as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters to saturate the area with water. The helicopters towed large buckets, which were dropped into the ocean for rapid filling, then flown to the fire and emptied.
You guessed it! One minute our diver was marveling at the fish species of the Pacific, and in the next breath, he found himself in a fire bucket 300 meters in the air. He experienced rapid decompression caused by the altitude change, suddenly followed by a plummet into burning trees.
As a consolation to bereaved relatives, investigators calculate that the man extinguished roughly 1.78 square meters of the fire, approximately the area covered by a splattered human body. Bereaved are also consoled by the knowledge that he had enjoyed two rewarding dives preceeding his fatal third dive.
Divers and pilots alike are being warned to remain on the alert. Divers are encouraged to remain calm if scooped from the water, and to hang onto the bucket when the water is dumped on the fire. Decompression chambers will be available immediately upon landing.
CALLOUS - POST THE DAMN PICS !!!!
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old.D3-
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gah
I ain't got the full story but one guy who thought he might be gay decided to screw a branch on one of his trees in the backyard... so he did the business and went on living his life...
The man felt sharp stings inside his stomach and went to the hospital straightaway... the doctor said it was prob nothing and sent him home ( i think ) and he died later ... anyway... he'd screwed a branch with a nest of blackwidow spiders in it and they got in his ass... into his stomach and bit him from the inside killing him.
Gods way of saying
to homosexual people
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Will
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Don't you feel that last sentance there was taking things a little far?
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old.Jas
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(11 October 2001, Tennessee) Eight freshman college students were hanging around a vacant library late one night, when they decided it would be a thrill to leap into a small opening they thought was a laundry chute.
Perhaps a few more years of college would have helped them realize that libraries don’t often have laundry chutes. It was actually a garbage chute feeding directly into an automatic trash compactor. 19-year-old Wesley was the first to jump, and he enjoyed an exhilarating three-story slide before being crushed to death in the rubbish bin below.
Perhaps a few more years of college would have helped them realize that libraries don’t often have laundry chutes. It was actually a garbage chute feeding directly into an automatic trash compactor. 19-year-old Wesley was the first to jump, and he enjoyed an exhilarating three-story slide before being crushed to death in the rubbish bin below.
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~Lazarus~
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I see youve been reading the Darwins
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xenon2000
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Ah well... he obviously died happy =)
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Originally posted by D3-
gah
I ain't got the full story but one guy who thought he might be gay decided to screw a branch on one of his trees in the backyard... so he did the business and went on living his life...
The man felt sharp stings inside his stomach and went to the hospital straightaway... the doctor said it was prob nothing and sent him home ( i think ) and he died later ... anyway... he'd screwed a branch with a nest of blackwidow spiders in it and they got in his ass... into his stomach and bit him from the inside killing him.
Gods way of saying
Surely its more God's ways of saying don't let blackwidow spiders crawl up your ass?
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xenon2000
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I feel sick
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old.D3-
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lol
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ShockingAlberto
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Bah, this spam is doing me head in :/
Just post the pics CaLLous, and they might shut up
Just post the pics CaLLous, and they might shut up
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Pics please.
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