Getting fatty fat fat tips?

[Morchaoron]

Wan't to gain some weight? Nutella Nutella Nutella...
Tastes great, will fatten you up real good, and it's a versatile food. you can eat it on bread, ice cream, with a knife, with a spoon, you can eat it hard, soft, you can lick it off a plate, you can pour it down your throat. Best ever... thats why i dont eat it

and to combine it with this thread, you can also lick it off someone else \o/

 

[liloe]

Hmm you want to put on weight eh?

Go on a diet.



every one i know who's on a diet seems to be gaining weight rapidly.

That wouldn't work tbh cause most of them have some kind of jojo effect, so actually they loose weight at the beginning...and if I loose weight, I die tbh =))

You wanna get fat?
Go on the pill...works for many women
You might grow a pair of tits tho

Ohh yer, that'd be awesome and I got no parking skills to loose anyways (no offence meant ofc =)) )

 

[Morchaoron]

Ohh yer, that'd be awesome and I got no parking skills to loose anyways (no offence meant ofc =)) )

 

[Konah]

kingsize mars bar and 2 can of coke a day should do it

 

[Saveus]

kingsize mars bar and 2 can of coke a day should do it

make that 3 mars bar. and couple packages of hob knobs

 

[liloe]

make that 3 mars bar. and couple packages of hob knobs

bahhh Saveus, you make me get hungry and I cannot eat Mars bars atm cause of my teeth

That's simply nasty =)