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The Carl Pilkington of Freddyshouse
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- Dec 22, 2003
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Words fail me to describe my day and my dealing with the utter,utter,utter,utter,utter,utter,utter, fucknuts at GAME.
After taking my pre-order and my phone number in case it came in early, I strolled down to the shop to be told they decided to sell it yesterday and sold out all the copies...INCLUDING MY PRE-ORDERED ONE!!!!!!!
At this point I was very nearly arrested, I ripped the page out of that gormless fucknuts ordering book ,scrunched it up and bounced it off his tiny pointless head.
'Sorry mate', was all I got.
'we could order you one'
At this point I became John Cleese in the Parrot sketch
'And what would be the point of that?' I enquired.
'I'd probably have more chance ordering it from Sayers than ordering of you!'
'Why don't you order me the entire Prussian army while you're at it, no fear of that turning up either'
The security guard takes 2 steps nearer, at which point my wit reached new levels.
'No point in you being here mate, they don't actually sell anything in this shop'
'Is there a problem?' he asks the fuckwit.
I butt in 'no problem, this shop is shite as usual'
'You'd better leave mate' he says
And I did, never,ever,ever,ever,ever,ever to return.
Please anyone reading do me a favour, never buy anything from GAME, never even go in the shop.
If you do order a fook load of stuff, wait for them to pack it all then change your mind and walk out.
Just for me
After taking my pre-order and my phone number in case it came in early, I strolled down to the shop to be told they decided to sell it yesterday and sold out all the copies...INCLUDING MY PRE-ORDERED ONE!!!!!!!
At this point I was very nearly arrested, I ripped the page out of that gormless fucknuts ordering book ,scrunched it up and bounced it off his tiny pointless head.
'Sorry mate', was all I got.
'we could order you one'
At this point I became John Cleese in the Parrot sketch
'And what would be the point of that?' I enquired.
'I'd probably have more chance ordering it from Sayers than ordering of you!'
'Why don't you order me the entire Prussian army while you're at it, no fear of that turning up either'
The security guard takes 2 steps nearer, at which point my wit reached new levels.
'No point in you being here mate, they don't actually sell anything in this shop'
'Is there a problem?' he asks the fuckwit.
I butt in 'no problem, this shop is shite as usual'
'You'd better leave mate' he says
And I did, never,ever,ever,ever,ever,ever to return.
Please anyone reading do me a favour, never buy anything from GAME, never even go in the shop.
If you do order a fook load of stuff, wait for them to pack it all then change your mind and walk out.
Just for me