Freddys House Book Of World Records!!!

[Huntingtons]

im deffo the most farting person on fh, excluding the fake ones i can do ofc! - oh yeah, i can suck in air from the rear and burp it out. chicks dig

 

[georgie]

With that sort of anal dexterity I'm sure it's not only the girls....

 

[Samaroon|Terracotta]

I'm 1,96m! - Tallest dude on FH for sure?

My dick is 7,52m tho..!

Teaspoon's bigger than you i think!

Hmm....a record of some sort......oh i know:

I fell asleep on the toilet for 4 hours, that got to be some kinda record ;p
(While not drunk/hangover etc, was in the middle of the week ;P)

I've been asleep on the toilet for 9 hours once, spent a whole night there. Was ill with the shits, so after i wiped etc i just stayed there since I still felt sick! Asleep with me head on my knee's etc. Take that

 

[Bahumat]

I can make the tips of my fingers bend 90 degrees without bending the rest of my fingers. It looks like Frost Bite lol

 

[Imgormiel]

I can make the tips of my fingers bend 90 degrees without bending the rest of my fingers. It looks like Frost Bite lol

So what, I can do Dr Spoke greeting with little finger absolutely perpendicular to my palm heh

 

[Gamah]

Gamah holds the record for no-lifing or afk'ing during work, whatevever explains that postcounter

Bit of both. I think about 75% of my post's were made at work.

 

[Imgormiel]

Bit of both. I think about 75% of my post's were made at work.

Nice to get free moneh then

 

[swords]

I have eaten an entire KFC 6pc Bargain bucket, while wearing some martial arts Pjs. Beat that!

 

[Gamah]

I think actually if you approximate my post rate it works out to about 6/day since I joined which is not a whole lot tbh.

 

[Imgormiel]

I have eaten an entire KFC 6pc Bargain bucket, while wearing some martial arts Pjs. Beat that!

Did you know I pooped in em first?

 

[Bahumat]

I once used a swan to wipe my bum. Please dont tell the Queen only last time I checked, its not allowed!

 

[MaCaBr3]

A donner kebab a day for 25 days (was trying to do a month for a bet, but i got seriously ill and had to stop)

I love doner kebab, but that's wrong

 

[Overdriven]

I watched the whole series of Black Books (1-3) in one day, with no breaks... o_o

 

[CorNokZ]

I watched the whole series of Black Books (1-3) in one day, with no breaks... o_o

Pff.. I've seen all seasons of Sex and the City AND The OC with my x! And it only took us 4,3minutes and then we had sex for 76 hours straight.. WITH NO BREAKS EITHER! No time for food.. Less eating, more breeding!

 

[MaCaBr3]

Pff.. I've seen all seasons of Sex and the City AND The OC with my x! And it only took us 4,3minutes and then we had sex for 76 hours straight.. WITH NO BREAKS EITHER! No time for food.. Less eating, more breeding!

didn't you mean 4.3 minutes of sex and 76 hours watching dvd?

 

[Gorbachioo]

I didnt crap for a week when i was a kid. :touch:

 

[CorNokZ]

didn't you mean 4.3 minutes of sex and 76 hours watching dvd?

Nope.. Fast forward button and then STRAIGHT on to sex!

 

[Lamp]

I'm 1,96m! - Tallest dude on FH for sure?

My dick is 7,52m tho..!

I'm 6 foot 7, so probably not much in it between us

 

[Overdriven]

Nope.. Fast forward button and then STRAIGHT on to sex!

Repped, cause it's so true!

 

[CorNokZ]

Repped, cause it's so true!

*cough* remember to actually rep meh ;P *cough*

 

[Overdriven]

*cough* remember to actually rep meh ;P *cough*

I did =( I think I did it to somebody else... Just did you now.

 

[CorNokZ]

I did =( I think I did it to somebody else... Just did you now.

Very much appriciated :wub: <3 (You are welcome to do me any time )

After the sex she wanted to see it all again.. In slow-mo

 

[Overdriven]

Something is telling me that I wouldn't want to see a man 'unleash' over a woman's face in slow-motion

 

[Gamah]

I'm 6 foot 7, so probably not much in it between us

Lurch :\

 

[Bahumat]

I'm 6 foot 7, so probably not much in it between us

...and the ceiling

 

[kivik]

I've been to 18 countries.

Denmark
Norway
Germany.
Poland
Belgium
Holland
Austria
Czech Republic
Greece
France
Andorra
Spain
England
Scotland
USA
Mexico
Colombia
Venezuela

At the age of 17. And this is not middle-landing with flight.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I'm 6 foot 7, so probably not much in it between us

Only your inch or two

 

[Golena]

I've been to 18 countries.

At the age of 17. And this is not middle-landing with flight.

Try Canada.. They probably won't throw you out within 12 months..

 

[MaCaBr3]

I've been to 18 countries.

Denmark
Norway
Germany.
Poland
Belgium
Holland
Austria
Czech Republic
Greece
France
Andorra
Spain
England
Scotland
USA
Mexico
Colombia
Venezuela

At the age of 17. And this is not middle-landing with flight.

What's your buttler's name?

 

[kivik]

Try Canada.. They probably won't throw you out within 12 months..

Heh

No butler at all, all of them has been holidays with my family