This may have been done before I honestly can't remember but it seems like fun.
remember when you were a kid and youd get the ominous book shaped package under the christmas tree and be all like oh noes
a book but then upon unwrapping the offending item youd find ...
*daa daa daaa*
The Guinness Book Of World Records!! and head immeadiately to the gross ones about conjoined twins joined at the eye ball and stuff like that.
Well Im proposing to make the FH world records page, if you think your the tallest, shortest, have the longest hair (any where on your body Oo), can spit the furthest, wore a beard of hymilaian dung wasps for the longest amount of time or anything then post it here and we'll see just how long you can hold the record for!
you can cheat if you like because A) no one will know B) no one cares C) no one will find out
The only rules are:
- If you do cheat you have to make it funny/obvious that it is a cheat
- You must post at least one serious record to be followed by your faked record/s
ok thems the only rules tbh lol.
Right some ideas to get you on your way; The following things have not been set as a record so any FH'er that does them will hold the record:
- staying under water for as long as possible whilst holding a radish in ones mouth
- Juggling mentos whilst drinking diet coke
- balancing used tea bags on ones bottom whilst walking in a straight line (line length must be counted in inches)
Ok think of you own shit now.
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My record is that I have the shortest little toe on the forum measuring in at a whopping... wimping 2.5 cm's
I also arm wrestled a hamster for 17 hours non stop, I lost after it finally realised the contest had begun but 17 hours of impending hand to paw combat with a hamster is no mean feat!
paw
whatever.
remember when you were a kid and youd get the ominous book shaped package under the christmas tree and be all like oh noes
a book but then upon unwrapping the offending item youd find ...*daa daa daaa*
The Guinness Book Of World Records!! and head immeadiately to the gross ones about conjoined twins joined at the eye ball and stuff like that.
Well Im proposing to make the FH world records page, if you think your the tallest, shortest, have the longest hair (any where on your body Oo), can spit the furthest, wore a beard of hymilaian dung wasps for the longest amount of time or anything then post it here and we'll see just how long you can hold the record for!
you can cheat if you like because A) no one will know B) no one cares C) no one will find out
The only rules are:
- If you do cheat you have to make it funny/obvious that it is a cheat
- You must post at least one serious record to be followed by your faked record/s
ok thems the only rules tbh lol.
Right some ideas to get you on your way; The following things have not been set as a record so any FH'er that does them will hold the record:
- staying under water for as long as possible whilst holding a radish in ones mouth
- Juggling mentos whilst drinking diet coke
- balancing used tea bags on ones bottom whilst walking in a straight line (line length must be counted in inches)
Ok think of you own shit now.
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My record is that I have the shortest little toe on the forum measuring in at a whopping... wimping 2.5 cm's
I also arm wrestled a hamster for 17 hours non stop, I lost after it finally realised the contest had begun but 17 hours of impending hand to paw combat with a hamster is no mean feat!
paw
whatever.
perhaps I should see a doctor soon..
