Freddys House Book Of World Records!!!

[Azurus]

Quite an impressive disrespect of women in your post but not quite Snoop Dog standard.

 

[Rookiescot]

I once farted for a full 8 seconds.

I also have the distinction of having a left ear which measures 47.8 cm's accross. Although disapointingly my right one is normal which makes finding sunglasses a bit of a problem

 

[Congax]

I also have the distinction of having a left ear which measures 47.8cm's accross. Although disapointingly my right one is normal which makes finding sunglasses a bit of a problem

?????????

 

[tris-]

im guessing that was his fake one.

 

[Congax]

im guessing that was his fake one.

Oh.

fuck me

 

[georgie]

a guy who played a character in home and away

Wasn't he the guy who played Tug? *titter*

 

[Little Boy]

I did a burp for a full 12 seconds

 

[tris-]

Wasn't he the guy who played Tug? *titter*

hey i didnt watch the fucking thing, i just caught the credits once

 

[ilaya]

i hold the world record for calling robbie williams a wanker in a hour (wont hold onto that record for long tho)

oh and also the world record for farting in my bed

 

[MaCaBr3]

I haven't had a serious relationship in a million years. Oh wait this is the internet, that's just normal.

 

[Takhasis]

Once got challenged to see how long it would take to eat 20 mint imperials.....

So, i swallowed all 20 in 1 go - time = 1 second. You shoulda seen my mates face....

 

[Basic_X]

Hmm....a record of some sort......oh i know:

I fell asleep on the toilet for 4 hours, that got to be some kinda record ;p
(While not drunk/hangover etc, was in the middle of the week ;P)

 

[yaruar]

i hold the world record for calling robbie williams a wanker in a hour (wont hold onto that record for long tho)

I have a related record, myself and some friends made Robbie Williams leave a pub quicker than i think anyone ever had. Mainly because it was when he weighed a bit more and was a bit of a joke and he ordered a pie from the bar, we were laughing at him so much he stormed out of the pub before his pie was even delivered with a full pint left.

 

[Ati]

I have the two smallest dogs on the forum!

 

[CorNokZ]

I have the two smallest dogs on the forum!

I have the two smallest balls ! \o/

Looks wierd with my huge dick

 

[yaruar]

I have the two smallest dogs on the forum!

Your dogs post on the forum? Who are they?

 

[CorNokZ]

Your dogs post on the forum? Who are they?

Bugz and ofc Keitan

 

[old.Tohtori]

I can drink a pint(.4 or .5, no matter) in less then 5 seconds, straight as it's served. Makes for a fast getaway.

 

[tris-]

I can drink a pint(.4 or .5, no matter) in less then 5 seconds, straight as it's served. Makes for a fast getaway.

pint of what though?

 

[Ezteq]

lol wild you greedy sod! taking your life in your hands a bit there though tbh.


I once participated in the world longest cross country bare galapogus tortoise back knife fight against a chinchilla called marvin.

I think I may hold the record for the chick with the least pairs of shoes too, my collection is a grand total of 5 and... they are all for practical reasons too!
(posh boots, wellies, ankle boots, work shoes, trainers)

 

[Laddey]

I've had 5 tattoos since the age of 15 (silly?) I got my 5th on celebrating the end of my GCSE's!

I was a twat in school.

 

[old.Tohtori]

pint of what though?

Beer mostly, haven't tried cider, long drink goes easily in 3secs but it's only .3L.

Guinness is my next challenge

 

[Mey]

I've been on the piss for 10 days running on approximately 10 hours of sleep i can't remeber the last time i was sober and have no idea how i got home last night. My head is pounding and my liver feels like it's packed its bags and gone on holiday. I've just eaten a bbq chicken breast and now feel like throwing up..

Is that a record?

 

[Laddey]

I've been on the piss for 10 days running on approximately 10 hours of sleep i can't remeber the last time i was sober and have no idea how i got home last night. My head is pounding and my liver feels like it's packed its bags and gone on holiday. I've just eaten a bbq chicken breast and now feel like throwing up..

Is that a record?

I bet i could match it!......


If i had the money.

 

[liloe]

Gamah holds the record for no-lifing or afk'ing during work, whatevever explains that postcounter

 

[Watchh]

16 shots tequila, after some other alcohol

not that i'm proud of it, or that i would recommend any1 to try and top that

 

[tris-]

Beer mostly, haven't tried cider, long drink goes easily in 3secs but it's only .3L.

Guinness is my next challenge

my mate can down guinness in 3 seconds, which is quite the feat

Is that a record?

i did it in mexico for 14 days, for about 15-20 hours a day

needed time for breakfast

 

[Ormorof]

ive slept for over 16 hours in the last 24 hours :|

 

[Marc]

A donner kebab a day for 25 days (was trying to do a month for a bet, but i got seriously ill and had to stop)

A yard and a half of stella snakebite (for charity man!)

and my record for drinks in a day was 23 pints of stella and 12 double JDs on grand final day.

Try and beat these

 

[Golena]

I fell asleep on the toilet for 4 hours, that got to be some kinda record ;p

You've just described my average monday morning at work!

I did survive for 37 days once eating nothing but zinger tower burgers tho!