Fellow whatevers

[Deebs]

I aren't hairy actually, although I do have a comedy beard at the minute.

I do also shave my genital area (much more carefully nowadays since the first-day-back-with-my-girlfriend-bored-while-poohing-trimming-accident).

I aren't scary I just love everyone, and I will have you know I have never stalked anyone but I have had my own personal stalker once who was an ex model.

I'm so god damn sexy!

His stalker model won crufts one year, think it is 1950. I maybe a year out or so!!!

 

[Trem]

Lies!

Leggy and babs saw her because I set up a webcam at work..............is that classed as stalking?

 

[Draylor]

I aren't scary

Much

 

[bob269]

Lies!

Leggy and babs saw her because I set up a webcam at work..............is that classed as stalking?

She was alright, albeit there's no denying she was a loon

 

[Raven]

Just imagine how much it would upset brooky if you changed his title to FHbabe

 

[Trem]

She was alright, albeit there's no denying she was a loon

Oh god aye she was mental.

 

[Ch3tan]

Well that wouldn't work then would it. You wouldn't want to be out crazied by your partner.

 

[Trem]

Well that wouldn't work then would it. You wouldn't want to be out crazied by your partner.

The father of her son only had 1 arm. She told me that he used to hit her so I said............
































...."why didn't you just stand the other side of him then"

 

[russell]

Whether you have realised it or not yet Russell I am about the best catch on FH.[/quote]

Really TdC? Elaborate...

You're just fishing for manlove pics. I knew it!

Do you have any then Will?

Shot glasses obviously.

Fworrrr a fine example of man. Is this a typical ' Freddie'?

you are free to visit me whenever you want

lol

smart woman, I wush to meet you next time I visi t theman! I'll bring you euro choccys!





p00f :eek

Good Man. You know the way to a woman's heart.

 

[TdC]

Whether you have realised it or not yet Russell I am about the best catch on FH.

Really TdC? Elaborate...[/quote]
twas Trem, but no matter, I like your version better

Good Man. You know the way to a woman's heart.

that's what they all say. proofs I tell you, proofs!

 

[russell]

Oh man that reminds me. I think I followed through in my sleep last night. I woke up this morning with slidey cheeks and my arse was very sore (and no there wasn't a condom hanging out of it), so I went to the bathroom and wiped some pooh off.

I have been farting lots in my sleep lately.

Whether you have realised it or not yet Russell I am about the best catch on FH.

Ah ha Trem it was you with the best catch claim (sorry Tdc) -good use of irony. Too busy concentrating on why I had lost some of the quote...

So -go on then more evidence of the great catch you are purleese

 

[TdC]

it's his hammer-like toes!

 

[russell]

Fworrrrrr!!!