English humour..

[AngelHeal]

lol sometimes it does go far imo..

man xD
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/foto/416f08c3_dump.viewfile.jpg

 

[BloodOmen]

Indeed although technically its not hide and seek if your parents plot to murder you and hide the body or even sell you to make alot of money from charities etc (And lets not forget that movie idea Mcanns! I mean that would help people find Maddy for sure!... and line your pockets in the process....)

 

[Aoami]

We are funnier than anyone else to be fair.

 

[old.Tohtori]

We are funnier than anyone else to be fair.

Aye, true that

 

[AngelHeal]

We are funnier than anyone else to be fair.

i never said it isnt funny just that sometimes it goes far

 

[Aoami]

Psht. The whole Maddy saga was quite funny, because although it's sad she went missing (possibly) her parents are complete and utter mentals. Taking it too far are the wierdos who cross the line with shit like 'i stole and raped maddy mccann Llololloorlforlfo', then everyone else turns away in disgust.

 

[Laddey]

It was funny in 2007 when i got it on my phone

 

[Aoami]

A boy with no arms entered a wanking contest. The poor lad came nowhere

 

[leviathane]

lol sometimes it does go far imo..

picture...

Aye it's like that austrian girl joke who was locked up, they crowned her hide n seek champion of all time, but was later disqualified after it was found out she had help from her parents :/

 

[Lamp]

Whoever said the Americans had no sense of humour:

YouTube - Barry Manilow - Copacabana (TOTP2)
[youtubevid]AAB3ISWAjZE[/youtubevid]

 

[kiliarien]

Whoever said the Americans had no sense of humour:

YouTube - Barry Manilow - Copacabana (TOTP2)
[youtubevid]AAB3ISWAjZE[/youtubevid]

Oh god, this traumatised me the first time round.....you've cost me extra in therapy Lamp

What has always confused me about this song is when he sings 'Copacabana, the hottest spot North of Havanna'. Havanna, being in Cuba is somewhat further north than Copacabana in Brazil.

The great man Bazza should have paid attention in his geography lessons

Or am I thinking about this too much - see Lamp, see what you've unleashed on me??

And officially the best British joke is:
"What were General Montgomery's words to his troops just before they got in their tanks to begin the African campaign?"

 

[CorNokZ]

And officially the best British joke is:
"What were General Montgomery's words to his troops just before they got in their tanks to begin the African campaign?"

Dunno, tell us :x

 

[kiliarien]

Dunno, tell us :x

"Quick men, get in your tanks"

 

[CorNokZ]

I feel sorry for british humour all of a sudden

 

[Lamp]

Over the top, lads ! First one back gets a tot of rum ! Good luck !

 

[Helme]

I feel sorry for british humour all of a sudden

What?

Thats a brilliant joke!

Long live British humour! infact I think I might even dig out the Blackadder DVD's again :worthy:

 

[CorNokZ]

Well would you care to explain it to me?

 

[Helme]

I think you already do understand it, you just don't find it funny

 

[kiliarien]

I feel sorry for british humour all of a sudden

You miserable bugger Amb

Here's an irish one for you then (and blimey it's clean!):

Father Michael is a catholic priest tending his spiritual flock in a community in the west of Ireland - he has spent 35 years serving the faith when one Sunday morning he decides he really was due a day off from Sunday mass and so calls up Father Patrick, feigning a sick voice saying he can't serve Sunday mass.

"That's alright Father Michael, you just feel better and I will serve mass for the community this week" says Father Patrick.

Father Michael decides he's going to go and play golf while the course is empty because all are the men are at Sunday mass. So he arrives, stretches and gets ready to start at the first tee, a 510 yard Par 5 monster.

Meanwhile up in Heaven God is looking down on Father Michael with ST Stephen at his side. St Stephen pipes up:
"Blimey God, you're not going to let this priest get away with this are you?? He's sinning and neglecting the faith all in one go!"
"Don't worry my child" Says God, "I have it all in hand"

And with that, even though he feels a little guilty, Father Michael drives his golf ball off the tee - it's the truest shot he's ever hit, it carries a mighty distance, bounces twice, dribbles on to the green and drops in the hole. Father Michael can't believe it - it's the longest EVER golf drive and the first EVER hole-in-one on a Par 5 hole!!

"Meanwhile up in heaven St Stephen is going ballistic "God, you just let him hit the best shot in the history of the game!! He'll boast about this one all his life. What are you doing?!"

God turns to St Stephen and says "All of his community are at mass while he's playing golf - who is he going to tell?!"

Better??

 

[haarewin]

You miserable bugger Amb

Here's an irish one for you then (and blimey it's clean!):

Father Michael is a catholic priest tending his spiritual flock in a community in the west of Ireland - he has spent 35 years serving the faith when one Sunday morning he decides he really was due a day off from Sunday mass and so calls up Father Patrick, feigning a sick voice saying he can't serve Sunday mass.

"That's alright Father Michael, you just feel better and I will serve mass for the community this week" says Father Patrick.

Father Michael decides he's going to go and play golf while the course is empty because all are the men are at Sunday mass. So he arrives, stretches and gets ready to start at the first tee, a 510 yard Par 5 monster.

Meanwhile up in Heaven God is looking down on Father Michael with ST Stephen at his side. St Stephen pipes up:
"Blimey God, you're not going to let this priest get away with this are you?? He's sinning and neglecting the faith all in one go!"
"Don't worry my child" Says God, "I have it all in hand"

And with that, even though he feels a little guilty, Father Michael drives his golf ball off the tee - it's the truest shot he's ever hit, it carries a mighty distance, bounces twice, dribbles on to the green and drops in the hole. Father Michael can't believe it - it's the longest EVER golf drive and the first EVER hole-in-one on a Par 5 hole!!

"Meanwhile up in heaven St Stephen is going ballistic "God, you just let him hit the best shot in the history of the game!! He'll boast about this one all his life. What are you doing?!"

God turns to St Stephen and says "All of his community are at mass while he's playing golf - who is he going to tell?!"

Better??

worse.

 

[kiliarien]

worse.

Gah, another miserable shit

 

[Lamp]

 

[haarewin]

Gah, another miserable shit

i'm not miserable, there was a lot of build up to a very bad punch line!

 

[WiZe^]

Best English comedy movie ever made is *drumroll* Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) :wub:

 

[Lamp]

The Monty Python films are great fun. I particularly like The Meaning of Life.

Spoiler

 

[Iceforge]

No doubt about it. Monty Python was some of the best humour ever produced

 

[Binky the Bomb]

You guys want a laugh. Aparently, the french do not beleive custard exists.
So if you make a custard pie and slap it in there face, they have to ignore it... because you have NOT just hit them in the face with something that clearly doesn't exist.

 

[Olgaline]

Rowan atkinson live!
some classic scetches indeed

Rowan Atkinson Live
[googlevid]-9162617835639477218[/googlevid]

 

[Lamp]

This is funny

 

[Mey]

One fine sunny morning, the priest took a walk in the local forest. He had been walking by the small stream when he noticed a sad, sad looking frog sitting on a toadstool. "What's wrong with you?" said the priest.

"Well," said the frog, "the reason I am so sad on this fine day is because I wasn't always a frog."

"Really!" said the priest. "Can you explain!"

"Once upon a time I was an 11 year old Choir boy at the local church. I too was walking through this forest when I was confronted by the wicked witch of the forest. 'Let me pass!' I yelled, but to no avail. She called me a cheeky little boy and with a flash of her wand, turned me into this frog you see before you."

"That's an incredible story" said the priest. "Is there no way of reversing this spell that the witch has cast upon you?."

"Yes" said the frog, "It is said, that if a nice kind person would pick me up, take me home, give me food & warmth and with a good night's sleep would wake up a boy once again."

"Today's your lucky day!" said the priest, and picked up the frog and took him home. The priest gave the frog lots of food, placed him by the fire and at bedtime put the frog on the pillow beside him. When the priest awoke, he saw the 11 year old Choir boy beside him in bed ...

"And that your Honour is the case for the Defence ..."