The English Shop

[fettoken]

Around where I live, there is a shop called The English Shop (in Stockholm). Stumbled in there a few hours ago, bought some Cadbury eggs, few small ones and a larger one, pack of assorted jellybelly beans and some good old tea. Found Marmite, though I would not press my luck any further. Got damn expensive though, and everyone actually spoke English, did not hear one Swedish speaker. Perhaps was it because they were trying to fit in, but the dialect was spot on so probably not.

One of the English broads there was the most stunning one I have ever laid my eyes on, *sigh* Sort of a mix between posh/bohemic-ish.

Conclusion.

There are pearls in the rough, even amongst you brits! (tho, she could have been scot/welsh aswell)

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Did you ask her to move in?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Female selling(possibly) jelly babies?

 

[fettoken]

Did you ask her to move in?

Man, wish I did.

 

[Zarjazz]

So you found some English crumpet, and some nice food too.

 

[fettoken]

Wouldn't go so far as to call it "nice food". Now to sample the Cadbury eggs.

Also, it felt almost like being back in London again. Think I detected some Croydon dialect there.

 

[Cerb]

Did you ask her to move in?

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9s9sPXXkqw

 

[ECA]

I think we need a picture to verify hotness levels.

 

[fettoken]

Should have taken a picture. Nearly decided to, but she was queuing and it wouldn't have been socially acceptable (basically, i am making up a lot of BS because i did not have the balls to stand up and capture that hot woman..)

Sorry guys.

 

[Yoni]

I'm going to pop there on Saturday not sure it's open tomorrow..,,

 

[fettoken]

Cadbury eggs. Not very good at first, but you get really used to, and start craving that creamy goo inside. One is really a mouthful tho.

 

[Edmond]

Do you mean Cream Eggs, they are soooo sickly

 

[fettoken]

Yeah those ones. Mmmmm.

 

[ileks]

They are too damn sugary, you get sick of them before you've eaten half.

Do they do little ones or did I dream them up?

 

[Overdriven]

I bite of the top, stick my tongue in and suck. All the white crap into my mouth, then swallow.

In no world, does that sound like a normal way to eat them and it does sound rather perverse.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I bite of the top, stick my tongue in and suck. All the white crap into my mouth, then swallow.

In no world, does that sound like a normal way

Teeds world regular friday

 

[TdC]

I actually don't like Cadbury eggs. Sorry Toh, if you were offering

 

[Billargh]

Creme Eggs? You mean Food of Kings™?

 

[russell]

LOVE Cadbury's CREME eggs!

 

[Embattle]

They are too damn sugary, you get sick of them before you've eaten half.

Do they do little ones or did I dream them up?

Pure pussy, I can go through three easily.

 

[Raven]

Cadbury eggs. Not very good at first, but you get really used to, and start craving that creamy goo inside. One is really a mouthful tho.

Scoop out the middle and put to one side.

Melt the chocolate into pancake batter

Put the middle onto hot pancakes

Mouthsex

 

[sayward]

Cadbury eggs. Not very good at first, but you get really used to, and start craving that creamy goo inside. One is really a mouthful tho.

Does that mean you put a whole one in your mouth?

 

[TdC]

who doesn' t?

 

[fettoken]

Does that mean you put a whole one in your mouth?

Yes, whole thing. Concentrate on the top with my tongue until there is a whole wide enough for it to fit in, so i can slurp the gooey goodness.

 

[Yoni]

Yes, whole thing. Concentrate on the top with my tongue until there is a whole wide enough for it to fit in, so i can slurp the gooey goodness.

Eurgh my gag reflex would engage

 

[Edmond]

I thought women had learnt to control their gag reflex...?

 

[Shagrat]

I thought women had learnt to control their gag reflex...?

I think it depends on how much practice they've had.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Apparently if you make a fist with your left and and squeeze your left thumb it bypasses your gag reflex. I'll be dropping hints for the next couple of weeks.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Apparently if you make a fist with your left and and squeeze your left thumb it bypasses your gag reflex. I'll be dropping hints for the next couple of weeks.

Yeah, you sure mean "apparently" like you're not talking from experience

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Hint already dropped. Mixed reaction.