Two pumps and a squirt were that Golena?
No, nothing of the sorts. It's not that hard once you get past a certain point.
So you don't spank the monkey and you don't have sex?
The monk-thing is not that far off though: I have been compared to it by people who know me in real life and it was an aesthetic attraction to that ideal which made me quit. I'm not a perfect monk, but I do like the ideal and try to approximate it.
I guess i should ban monks and demi-monks from this competition
Just because then you'd have to work extra hard for your title Also, THIS TIME, please do NOT give me a start-end date, as I DO NOT WANT to know what you'll be doing on the final day. Last year, that gave me nightmares and I nearly cried because I knew what you were doing
Bastard.
Ew Thanks for giving me that date =( *Cries*
*Won't even be in the UK on the 7th* XD
hah, well if you happen to be on a plane over europe, watch out for toht. He's gonna be one horny bastard!
I would love to take part but I really don't have the will power to go beyond 3-4 days. When I was in South Africa last year I managed 8 days but I was on the verge of a nervous breakdown I was that horny.
it is in denmark!I think bestiality is still illegal in S/A
I think this competition has subconsciously destroyed my sex drive, prior to reading it i was practically bursting... leaking the lizard at every opportunity. Even after immediately reading i was thinking "fuck that, i'll have a wank whenever i fancy, maybe after i finish browsing FH"
That wank never came and now the drive has gone, i've got nothing, nada, my willy just stares at the floor in a sort of solitary depressing
nah i fixed it
woop woop as i mentioned in graduation thread, i've managed to control myself so 3days, only 27 more to go
Please, make a new thread every day telling us its 26, 25, 24,23,22....we're all staying awake for this ! Seriously none of us are getting any sleep ! Its the most exciting current event news item since the Queen decided to flash her vag at Trooping the Colour and made a horse faint.
it is in denmark!