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[old.Tohtori]

In the deep amazon forest, something dark awakens...

"You can't just come in and tell me that it ends!"

"Look, it's not my doing, they never should have opened that book!"

Things will end. Men will cry. Glitter II will hit the shelves. And other nasty things aswell.

"I can't take it, just make it stop!!"

"Be strong, we'll make it!!"

This summer, today, at midnight, the evil returns...

"Huf...huf...i think we're safe..."

"Hey guys, seen this new porn flic?"

"Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!"

KABLOWW!!!




Prepare yourself for the...

WANKATHON 2008!!

Time has come...hihi...for the hardest of the hard (haha) to lock away their equipment (prrt...)and begin their Zen like journey into the deep dark (arf...) without hesitation.

You have until today, midnight, to wank, jerk, sex, dryhump, tickle, slobber, and other synonyms that sound dirty, to pump your junk and kiss your GF goodbye, after that, it's 30 days of no pleasure of the sort. You know the rules. Washing ok, excessive washing no. Sleepwanks and going ons count as "non-rule breaking accidents".

So, who's in? Hihi....

Those who come late(falls over), can start from the point they sign up, but have to do the extra time after. All applicants must register before midnight tonight or tomorrow noon latest.

(Disclaimer: Any medical or psychological or any other condition or problem caused by joining the Wankathon can not be blamed on the creator. You join at your own risk with your own "equipment".)

 

[Wonk]

I'm in for 12 days.

 

[Bugz]

I could probably go thirty days without any wanking but nothing more than that tbh.

 

[Uara]

i'm tempted to get involved, as long as my xbox360 survives i should be able to manage it. Altho it has been making some weird whirring noises recently.

 

[Jarahl]

My missus would kill me if I agreed to something like this.

With her around I don't exactly need to wank anyways.

I could do 30 days if I was single though I'm sure of it, but after that I'd be a wreck tbh.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I'm in for 12 days.

What you think this is, wankathon lay-aways

Good enough, you get a "Cumsolation prize" if you do that.

Bugz, thirty days of nothing remember. Sexoring the GF ain't a go.

 

[Bugz]

She'd bitch-slap me if I rejected her for 30 days

 

[old.Tohtori]

This place needs braver and/or married couples

 

[Wonk]

12 days seems to be the right amount of time. I've not had any for the last 7 days (until today, that is ), so it should be possible.

 

[CorNokZ]

Can we fiddle the bum-hole?

 

[old.Tohtori]

12 days seems to be the right amount of time. I've not had any for the last 7 days (until today, that is ), so it should be possible.

One can quit anytime, 30 days is the going rate though, but you can always quit. You...CAN

Can we fiddle the bum-hole?

No. Nothing of the sort.

 

[pikeh]

She'd bitch-slap me if I rejected her for 30 days

You couldnt fight back with your weedy non-balloon tieing hands!

 

[old.Tohtori]

So do we have people in this or do i have to do this alone again?

Let's say, "who lasts the longest" and it's a bit more easier on the balls

30 days is admirable.

 

[Uara]

Bring it on, i've cleaned my xbox, started a new game of mass effect. When I get paid am going to buy Crisis Core! I'm good to go!!

 

[Overdriven]

I'm not signing up this year, because I'd fail by saturday. Mainly because of female attention.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I'm not signing up this year, because I'd fail by saturday. Mainly because of female attention.

You quitter you!

Bring it on, i've cleaned my xbox, started a new game of mass effect. When I get paid am going to buy Crisis Core! I'm good to go!!

Oooh! Finally someone challenging this

Added bonus, as i am the reigning champion, i'm going on a festival(whole weekend) up north next weekend, so it's gonna be REEEALLY hard after a week in a place where women dress scantily and dance provocatively! So you might actually win, if you last and i fail.

Also, the following weekend, old "fling" is coming over for a sleepover. Yeah. Gonna be "fun"

Got BF:BC, Mass Effect, Oblivion, GTA:IV, Age of conan, three series of shows to get me through though


Noticed after i set this up, that 30 days will be over for me while i'm on a plane, with my mum, over germany or some such

Airpost security: "Remove the gun from your pants and get down!!"

 

[Uara]

Lol, nice location for it to end! You'll just have to wait that little bit longer to knock one off! Although im sure if u last 30 days, u will be able to last those last few hours.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Lol, nice location for it to end! You'll just have to wait that little bit longer to knock one off! Although im sure if u last 30 days, u will be able to last those last few hours.

Mile high solo-club? :lol:

Has to be some lady showing how to "buckle my seatbelt" there

 

[Wonk]

I'm out.

 

[Olgaline]

I'd Join,
but Having hit the prime age of 30, being in a solid 3 year relationship with my luvly GF and having a 3 year old step son.

it seems Unfair to the rest of you.

 

[noblok]

30 days is nothing. I'm at about 9 months at the moment. After a certain point you just don't feel the need any longer.

 

[Jarahl]

30 days is nothing. I'm at about 9 months at the moment. After a certain point you just don't feel the need any longer.

Blimey!

Don't get me wrong, I've went months without sex too...

But if you are a bloke, and haven't spanked the monkey or anything remotely in the area for 9 months, I am fucking impressed mate, cus after 14 days I start getting weird.

 

[Uara]

9 months with no sexual contact, hats off to you!!

 

[Edmond]

9 months...Pah, you lightweights, i'm into years (not wanking you understand, i mean lady loving)

Although i wont actually tell you how many years......

 

[old.Tohtori]

30 days is nothing. I'm at about 9 months at the moment. After a certain point you just don't feel the need any longer.

No sex, no wank, no nothing? Not even a quickie shower?

 

[noblok]

No, nothing of the sorts. It's not that hard once you get past a certain point.

 

[Bugz]

I'm glad I'm not you Noblok.

 

[Uara]

haha I second that! A bit of self-love is great! altho tis always interesting to see how long you can last without knocking one off.

On that note:
End of Day 1(ok not quite midnight but near enough):Situation fine-but thats to be expected

 

[Bugz]

I had to go without 7 days once - that fuckin killed me.

 

[Golena]

I'm in.