NSFW Dun dun duuuuuu!!!

[Golena]

Crap.

Well I tried!

 

[Mey]

Two pumps and a squirt were that Golena?

 

[Wonk]

alright, im rejoining. 11 days from now on, got to be possible.

 

[Golena]

Two pumps and a squirt were that Golena?

It's unfair to put this thread next to the boob thread tbh!

 

[swords]

For anyone who says they completed it, 24/7 big brother style camera footage or it happened... when you thought nobody was watching... you filthy bitch!

 

[CorNokZ]

I like it better when people watch.. I get lonely so quickly

 

[old.Tohtori]

No, nothing of the sorts. It's not that hard once you get past a certain point.

Find that hard to believe, unless you're some form of a monk, eunuk or sexually unaroused or 70

Just, very difficult to believe.

 

[noblok]

Well, there isn't much I can do to convince you, is there? Apart from setting up aforementioned 24/7 webcam. The monk-thing is not that far off though: I have been compared to it by people who know me in real life and it was an aesthetic attraction to that ideal which made me quit. I'm not a perfect monk, but I do like the ideal and try to approximate it.

 

[CorNokZ]

So you don't spank the monkey and you don't have sex?

What if you find a really cute girlfriend? Could that make you change your views?

 

[Downanael]

So you don't spank the monkey and you don't have sex?

That certainly would make me kinda frustrated,i blame my genes

Wonder what's the longest time someone managed to not do it?

OT: And i'm sure monks do it too!

 

[old.Tohtori]

The monk-thing is not that far off though: I have been compared to it by people who know me in real life and it was an aesthetic attraction to that ideal which made me quit. I'm not a perfect monk, but I do like the ideal and try to approximate it.

Ah ok, then i CAN understand it.

I guess i should ban monks and demi-monks from this competition

 

[Overdriven]

I guess i should ban monks and demi-monks from this competition

Just because then you'd have to work extra hard for your title Also, THIS TIME, please do NOT give me a start-end date, as I DO NOT WANT to know what you'll be doing on the final day. Last year, that gave me nightmares and I nearly cried because I knew what you were doing


Bastard.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Just because then you'd have to work extra hard for your title Also, THIS TIME, please do NOT give me a start-end date, as I DO NOT WANT to know what you'll be doing on the final day. Last year, that gave me nightmares and I nearly cried because I knew what you were doing


Bastard.

But...the end date is there...7th of August, on a plane, over europe, wank/sex in plane toilet.

 

[cHodAX]

I would love to take part but I really don't have the will power to go beyond 3-4 days. When I was in South Africa last year I managed 8 days but I was on the verge of a nervous breakdown I was that horny.

 

[Overdriven]

Ew Thanks for giving me that date =( *Cries*

*Won't even be in the UK on the 7th* XD

 

[pikeh]

Ew Thanks for giving me that date =( *Cries*

*Won't even be in the UK on the 7th* XD

hah, well if you happen to be on a plane over europe, watch out for toht. He's gonna be one horny bastard!

 

[old.Tohtori]

hah, well if you happen to be on a plane over europe, watch out for toht. He's gonna be one horny bastard!

Aye, look out for the shaking, rocking, almost dropping 747 with "strange white goo" dripping down from it

Hopefuly i manage to bomb OD

 

[Overdriven]

O_O

Just... O_O

 

[Olgaline]

I would love to take part but I really don't have the will power to go beyond 3-4 days. When I was in South Africa last year I managed 8 days but I was on the verge of a nervous breakdown I was that horny.

Mate,
8 days in S.A is like a year in europe,
I mean didnt you stop at take the time to look at tho's girls they have ???
and it's country where women out number men 4 to 1

 

[Lamp]

I think bestiality is still illegal in S/A

 

[Olgaline]

I think bestiality is still illegal in S/A

it is in denmark!

 

[megadave]

I think this competition has subconsciously destroyed my sex drive, prior to reading it i was practically bursting... leaking the lizard at every opportunity. Even after immediately reading i was thinking "fuck that, i'll have a wank whenever i fancy, maybe after i finish browsing FH"
That wank never came and now the drive has gone, i've got nothing, nada, my willy just stares at the floor in a sort of solitary depressing

 

[Belgerath]

I'm in im married anyhow so i wont have to make any extra effort to go without for 30 days, just need to restrain myself from er myself

 

[old.Tohtori]

I think this competition has subconsciously destroyed my sex drive, prior to reading it i was practically bursting... leaking the lizard at every opportunity. Even after immediately reading i was thinking "fuck that, i'll have a wank whenever i fancy, maybe after i finish browsing FH"
That wank never came and now the drive has gone, i've got nothing, nada, my willy just stares at the floor in a sort of solitary depressing

That's wankathon for ya, penises just give up :lol:

 

[megadave]

nah i fixed it

 

[old.Tohtori]

nah i fixed it

Problem with the fluid filter or injection was a bit off?

 

[Uara]

woop woop as i mentioned in graduation thread, i've managed to control myself so 3days, only 27 more to go

 

[Lamp]

Please, make a new thread every day telling us its 26, 25, 24,23,22....we're all staying awake for this ! Seriously none of us are getting any sleep ! Its the most exciting current event news item since the Queen decided to flash her vag at Trooping the Colour and made a horse faint.

 

[old.Tohtori]

woop woop as i mentioned in graduation thread, i've managed to control myself so 3days, only 27 more to go

Very nice, but wait 'till day 6 in the no wanky stretch You'll seeeee.

Please, make a new thread every day telling us its 26, 25, 24,23,22....we're all staying awake for this ! Seriously none of us are getting any sleep ! Its the most exciting current event news item since the Queen decided to flash her vag at Trooping the Colour and made a horse faint.

If we did, you'd have a leg to stand on, as it is, we're keeping it very clearly in its own place. So nyah.

Yeah, i nyah'ed you!

 

[CorNokZ]

it is in denmark!

As long as the animal doesn't suffer