Discrimination in Albion

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Originally posted by Euthanasia.
lol is it yours my arse..only people who can spell are allowed to hijack so move away

*cough* Hahaha.. *cough, cough*

 

[Sharma]

C'mon a sausage?

what about PIE?

Vege PIE
Meat PIE
and
Fruit PIE

PIEs for all!

 

[Danya]

Originally posted by Euthanasia.
lol is it yours my arse..only people who can spell are allowed to hijack so move away

Offering your arse to leviathane? I don't think this is really the place for that sort of *cough* transaction.

 

[Old Nicodemus]

lol is it yours my arse..only people who can spell are allowed to hijack so move away

Well I can spell and since I was the one who elucidated you on the wholesome goodness of Crocodiles and Kangaroos, I will claim the hijack off of you!

Begone upstart!

Besides Uncle Sicko really owns these boards.....

Offering your arse to leviathane? I don't think this is really the place for that sort of *cough* transaction.

Don't let Jupi know! He'll be interested too!

(I wub you really Jupi! )

Nicodemus
Spiritgimp

 

[old.Gryllus]

How long do you have to cook this kobbie?

 

[old.Osmosis]

Originally posted by old.Gryllus
How long do you have to cook this kobbie?

Kobold usually takes 20 minutes per pound, in a moderate/hot oven. In the field, spit roasting also works, though the meat must be basted regularly as dry Kobold is quite tough and hard to digest. There isn't much meat in the legs / arms, due to their short length, and the colouration of the meat can put a few off their dinner. Don't be put off, however, since the Kobold, once properly cooked, is a delicacy of the highest order.

As an aside, there has been some confusion about the acceptability of vegetarian sausages within the Phoenix Legion. I'd like to settle the matter right now: vegetarian sausages are welcomed within our ranks. We make them from only the finest minced vegetarians, with a careful selection of herbs, spices and a hint of rusk to help them bind properly.

There's nothing like taking a hostile keep, and sitting around a roaring fire, a Kobold turning slowly on the spit, and the vegetarian sausages sizzling away.

As to our noble leader being a 'sausage jockey'? Pish! For a start, I've never seen a sausage big enough to hold a saddle, and they certainly can't gallop anywhere, having no legs.

(this has gotten very silly again )

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Gryllus... that's either a Kangakobbie or a Mutant Roo.. either way would you want to catch that thing and eat it!?

And Roast Lurikeen is the best.

Just be careful of the large metal hammers that some have is all....


Nicodemus
Spiritgimp

 

[Ottar]

> We make them from only the finest minced vegetarians,

The only predominantly vegetarian popluation being naturalist classes in Hibernia and them already having relatively low population on Prydwen, you guys must be careful not to overharvest! May I suggest a replacement for the main ingredient in these sausages? There are several species of carnivorous trees in all three of the realms. The taste of these, lets be honest, is less than exquisite but as a resource they are easily renewable and have remarkably high protein content.

So, instead of ”have a sausage”, ”bite a tree”

Ottar

 

[Jupitus]

Originally posted by old.Psi
Royal orange was Vyncenze's, you bastards!!

... and if my good friend Vyn were to return, I would most gladly change this back in his honour. I left it in because I didn't have the heart to remove it as we updated the site... Come back Vyn!!!

Many thanks to Osmo for detailing the recipes, and to Ottar, the Professor, for his input, although it would seem he is finally losing it being undercover in enemy territory for quite such a long time.

As for any other rumours.... nah... the leather is all for my Lady only.



Jup.