TV Did you watch Top Gear tonight with 'that' girl?

[00dave]

It's probably a game resevered for the gays. Bit like that other one they play, the guess the fruit game when they shove a piece of fruit up someones arse and they have to guess what it is, apparantly the favourite is that one I can't remember the name of, the brown one with spikey green leaves on the top.

 

[Trem]

Yuk!

Yeah, you keep pretending sister








What the fuck did I just say there? Did I call Sayward sister?

Ahhh fuck it, she loves it....I imagine.

It's probably a game resevered for the gays. Bit like that other one they play, the guess the fruit game when they shove a piece of fruit up someones arse and they have to guess what it is, apparantly the favourite is that one I can't remember the name of, the brown one with spikey green leaves on the top.

Pineapple? I guess its hard to remember something thats in your anus.

 

[00dave]

Pineapple?

I guess you've played the game before then?

Of all the people to fall for that one I didn't think it would be you

 

[Trem]

I guess you've played the game before then?

Of all the people to fall for that one I didn't think it would be you

You bloody put it in there.

 

[00dave]

You bloody put it in there.

yeah without touching the sides

 

[Trem]

yeah without touching the sides

I do have a bucket

 

[00dave]

Do you think the grapes would get in the way of the pineapple?

 

[Trem]

Do you think the grapes would get in the way of the pineapple?

Not if you hold them out of the way with your tongue.

 

[00dave]

Thats the second time you've propositioned me in 2 weeks now, I'm flattered.

 

[russell]

I dunno, I hear her fingers are like a blur when she's in the mood for strumming.

Oi- stop stalking me!





My friend Jules worked in A &E and a man came in with 2 hamsters up his bum and 1 was still alive. Now that is 'yuk'

 

[Chilly]

Not if you hold them out of the way with your tongue.

I was almost sick reading that. uke:

 

[Jupitus]

I was almost sick reading that. uke:

When Chilly gets disgusted you KNOW you are on the right track

 

[TdC]

time to slap him in the face with a poohamster then

 

[Trem]

Oi- stop stalking me!

I am officially allowed!

 

[00dave]

I was almost sick reading that. uke:

How do you think I felt?!?