TV Did you watch Top Gear tonight with 'that' girl?

[Scouse]

mmmm curious now... most women I know think that fake tits are the ideal and would love to have their real boobies replaced, yet you lot are prefering natural? Are fake tits a let down then?

I've only ever met one man who preferred fake.

Also, as far as I know, most men prefer women who aren't heavily made-up as well - not that that stops fuckloads of women applying it with a trowel.

 

[Scouse]

Why the fuck some girls would want to enlarge them and face the trouble is beyond me!

'cause they're fucked up in the head, have low self-esteem and never learned that lesson that it matters fuck all how you look, but if your personality's a dud then you're gonna get used as a self-moving cum-sock by a string of men who won't stick around afterwards

 

[Nate]

tdc=gay!!!

 

[Trem]

'cause they're fucked up in the head, have low self-esteem and never learned that lesson that it matters fuck all how you look, but if your personality's a dud then you're gonna get used as a self-moving cum-sock by a string of men who won't stick around afterwards

!

tdc=gay!!!

!

 

[Jupitus]

speling nazies!


ps. Jupitus craves the coc, or perhaps the coq

Heheheheheeeeee

 

[old.user4556]

'cause they're fucked up in the head, have low self-esteem and never learned that lesson that it matters fuck all how you look, but if your personality's a dud then you're gonna get used as a self-moving cum-sock by a string of men who won't stick around afterwards

Well see the flip side, men have their hang ups too; there is a large proportion of men who want a bigger cock and would have a bigger cock if they could. I'd have a bigger cock if it was going, but my missus says any bigger would hurt her. Even porn stars complain that the cocks are too big and can hurt.

 

[Trem]

Well see the flip side, men have their hang ups too; there is a large proportion of men who want a bigger cock and would have a bigger cock if they could. I'd have a bigger cock if it was going, but my missus says any bigger would hurt her. Even porn stars complain that the cocks are too big and can hurt.

How come your mrs said mine was bigger and any bigger than mine would hurt?







*runs*

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Must be talking about different holes, obv.

 

[old.user4556]

How come your mrs said mine was bigger and any bigger than mine would hurt?







*runs*

It's true. I am hung like a wasp.

 

[Trem]

It's true. I am hung like a wasp.

Well I'm hung like a bee so thats maybe why I am slightly bigger


Leave my posts alone Meg you huge spacker

 

[russell]

Well see the flip side, men have their hang ups too; there is a large proportion of men who want a bigger cock and would have a bigger cock if they could. I'd have a bigger cock if it was going, but my missus says any bigger would hurt her. Even porn stars complain that the cocks are too big and can hurt.

Sometimes porn makes me worry.

I look at it and think Christ... OW... that must hurt/ sting/ cause thrush-she must be hating that, yet having to make all the 'ahhh oooohh' sounds.

Porn stars earn their money imo.

As long as you are not the size of a flea, it really is about what you do with it.
Tdc I heard that swaffling makes it grow

 

[Chilly]

~swaffles everything~

 

[Trem]

As long as you are not the size of a flea, it really is about what you do with it.

I dress mine up and call him Steve.

 

[TdC]

!

trem = fail

a bigger cock

I suppose if I had a bigger cock I'd just find something else to obsess over.

I am hung like a wasp.

I'm hung like a bee

stab many times, even after the venom is gone versus stab once and rip your own innards out? o0 hard core man, hard core!

Sometimes porn makes me worry.

worry, yes, worry is what I do while watching pr0n

Tdc I heard that swaffling makes it grow

it's lies. magic beans and boobies make it grow

I dress mine up and call him Steve.

somehow I always knew this o0

 

[MYstIC G]

Leave my posts alone Meg you huge spacker

Erm...

trem = fail

No.... lolz

 

[Edmond]

If i had Boobies, i wouldn't leave the house, i would sit in and play with them all day, and if i had a fanny i would search the house for random obscure things to stick up there




Hmmm.....hang on, i do have a hole of sorts down there





*goes off in search of 'things'*

 

[TdC]

 

[Chilly]

If i had Boobies, i wouldn't leave the house, i would sit in and play with them all day, and if i had a fanny i would search the house for random obscure things to stick up there




Hmmm.....hang on, i do have a hole of sorts down there





*goes off in search of 'things'*

you finished yet you dirty bastard?

 

[old.user4556]

A dear friend of mine confessed at a game of truth or dare as a teenager that he liked to stick a finger up his ass whilst he had a wank.

It's stuck with him ever since (he's nearly 30).

 

[00dave]

A dear friend of mine confessed at a game of truth or dare as a teenager that he liked to stick a finger up his ass whilst he had a wank.

What a pokey bum wank? Common practise in the military from what I hear, unlike soggy biscuit which is totally made up.

 

[ECA]

A dear friend of mine confessed at a game of truth or dare as a teenager that he liked to stick a finger up his ass whilst he had a wank.

It's stuck with him ever since (he's nearly 30).

He's probably graduated to one of these by now
NSFW

Spoiler

 

[russell]

What a pokey bum wank? Common practise in the military from what I hear, unlike soggy biscuit which is totally made up.

Whats 'soggy biscuit'? Sorry -I had to ask

 

[ECA]

Whats 'soggy biscuit'? Sorry -I had to ask

Urban Dictionary: soggy biscuit

 

[nath]

Also known as limp biscuit I believe, which is where the band got its name. Most appropriate given that listening to their music is about as entertaining as eating a hobnob covered in nut butter.

 

[00dave]

I'd never play for the simple reason that I'd always lose.

Also I don't like spunk.

 

[russell]

Man - I would HATE to be the loser!

 

[Ch3tan]

I think that you'd pretty much be guaranteed the losing spot if you joined in that game russ.

 

[Trem]

I think that you'd pretty much be guaranteed the losing spot if you joined in that game russ.

I dunno, I hear her fingers are like a blur when she's in the mood for strumming.

 

[nath]

Even if you don't lose, you've still basically wanked on to a biscuit with a bunch of other men. There are no winners in that game.

 

[sayward]

Yuk!