Crap Names

[hercules-df]

hehe I agree on all the variations on a single name being é The comedy ones are ok esp if a good one Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Ommmmmmmmmm amuses me, Id rather see that than generic geek fantasy book name 500. I had an alt called Bollocks which was great but they changed it so bertram (worst name ever)

Personally Jebus amused me the most, not seen him around alb/exc for a while now but prolly the best one Cussing religions and using simpsons quotes always score high with me

That reminds me I will now create a cleric called Bigary Arce
hehe oh my loads of peter sellers films quotes have come to mind now must fill empty slots with strange names. MR STIFFSTICKER, BIRDIE NUMNUM prepare to be lowbies

 

[Belomar]

About names and classes: Sometimes it's ridiculous the lack of imagination that certain people exhibit. Many times when you see a death message you immediately know their class. Here's a handy little Albion guide for you namespotters out there, please add to it:

If the name is based on...

...speed, taxis, cars: minstrel.
...mezz or root: sorcerer.
...anything to do with fire: fire wizard.
...buffs: buffbot cleric (or druid or shaman, I assume).
...shadows, silence, ambushes: infiltrator or scout.

 

[poc]

oo

Poclyan <<-- prob the worst names on server..

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

A stupid names thread on the Ekscalibar forums...

...how rare.

 

[Eggy]

Can't you people just choose sensible names?

Oops

 

[blaz-]

Originally posted by old.Kapteeni
rm named Gjalpinulva, same as mid dragon. rm named Djupt Usling, spindel halla mob. Njessi named shaman, mid quest mob

LOL, thats right... try to think some after your own nicknames, dont steal others.. :great:

 

[Vim]

"Talen Sun (tank) is from Farscape, the name of Aeryns father, who was a great warrior."

Talen - From David Eddings
*Shrug* All names from books, especially LOTR. Best twist was probably Egolas. Funniest occasion was when someone had name Olorin TheGray and he started explaining how it's not ripping Tolkien (Since many people haven't read silmarillion)

Most idiotic tho was a Firbolg Hero:

Fasttrackingskidmarks HugeWeaponOfChoice @ Hib/Exc. 6 months ago or so though

 

[Galiryn]

I like the name of my Pryd/Hib enchanter


Ylyllylyllylylllyly <-- Beat that!

Ooh, and btw. Someone stole my RL name Rune

But then again, who would have thought... Saw him a few days ago, lvl 13 Wiz

 

[ab_fluid]

Originally posted by bracken_woodman


Does this mean you can have a heterosexual gay? Or a homosexual straight? Or is karam just so obsessed that he has to use both words together?

beat me too it :/

 

[Genesis_of_Ak]

Originally posted by Kagato.


Yeah saw that one on the portal, thats got to be the worst.

I saw Ommmm.. etc dude in Keltoi a while back

I actually thought it was quite amusing

Ppl should stick to names that are in keeping with the spirit of the game but end of the day they pay the subscription so are free to call themselves anything they like

 

[moo_work]

people who cant make original names - how many people have bloody names ripped from other games, tv shows, movies, books - and the whole of midgard seem to have just not bothered and pressed the generate button

 

[finbahr]

I THINK I HAVE A GOOD MIXTURE OF GOOD AND PATHETIC NAMES IE FINBAHR HOOLIGAN (A GOOD IRISH NAME FOR HIB I THINK) THEN THE CRAPÓNES BEHMOTH GARGANTUA ADDAMS FAMILY AND NYGEL NUKEM

 

[Treniel-]

anything to do with LOTR ie Aragone

gota agree with ignea worst is wrathofsauron..its just so stupid..

 

[fl3a]

Cmoniwannalayya ... met a BD with that name

 

[duact]

My runemaster. FLAMEMEONBWPLS

 

[Marwolaeth]

I still love my Nightshades name......it's welsh btw if you wish to look it up

 

[arladon]

I still remember that name.. Um... Hobbitmolester something. Damn that was a funneh name!
But when it comes to bad names it's got to be names related to LoTR. I like the name Tobasco Sauce tho.

 

[Moodyard^_^]

Gotta love my rangers name , iol wich looks just like lol ingame

 

[Apathy]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA that is so fucking hilarious I think I just laughed myself into a hernia.

a.
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[Gimly]

Originally posted by rure


any minstrel with speed in their name.

 

[burglash]

Hmm well it is up to yourself what name you want.. if someone wanna name himself something very unserious its up to him

i like unserius names... all my alts have kinda shity names like efterbliven, kattmumskaka and so on..

efterbliven means retarded.. and kattmumskaka means catyumiecake

keep up the unserious names

 

[elbeek]

Best 2 names I have seen are

Armitage Shanks , a well known toilet maker

and

Lillettes tampons, which I guess was changed.

 

[-Nuked-]

well my bard is called jennefer Lopez and my eld is called Nuked InTheHeadAtBirth ... i have been told by many people i should go see a doctor

 

[granny]

I liked Biffsmash Potatoes, big firby hammer wielder, made me laugh.

And Swiss Tiny was my luri ranger

Crap names... ugh there's millions of them, without doubt the LotR ones are the utter utter worst.

 

[talen_sun]

Originally posted by svartmetall


Hate to say it, but it's spelt Talyn...

As I found out once I got to baout 40th level... still I know what I mean...

 

[talen_sun]

Originally posted by Vim
"Talen Sun (tank) is from Farscape, the name of Aeryns father, who was a great warrior."

Talen - From David Eddings
*Shrug* All names from books, especially LOTR. Best twist was probably Egolas. Funniest occasion was when someone had name Olorin TheGray and he started explaining how it's not ripping Tolkien (Since many people haven't read silmarillion)

Well I will admit, I've never read david eddings, thus didn't actually know there was a Talen from it... knowing that, I think I wanna change it now...

 

[kream]

Well my Alt call ''Wank TooMuch'' and my brother got ''Soild MyPants''





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Kream LvL 38 SB - (Realm Defender)
Camdar LvL 50 SM (Realm Defender) Power lvl Bitch
Cyrax LvL 21 Hunter (Realm Defender)

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Karken LvL 4x Arms(one of DK creators) - Deleted
Panthra LvL 33 Arms - Deleted
Cyrax LvL 38 Fire Wizz - Deleted
Revolt LvL 35 Mincer - Deleted
Cyrax LvL 4x Champion - Deleted

 

[granny]

[19:48] <bc|aweh> i need a surname ingame :/
[19:48] <bc|aweh> ideas ?
[19:48] <GrannY> Fluffybunnywunny
[19:49] <bc|aweh> no
[19:49] <bc|aweh> thats worse than andys suggestion of 'SmellsOfWee'
[19:49] <GrannY> i'll gifv you 100g if you make it SmellsOfWee
[19:50] <bc|aweh> hmm
[19:51] <bc|aweh> I WANT 100G !
[19:51] <bc|aweh> Your last name has been set to SmellsOfWee
[19:51] <GrannY> \o/
[19:51] <bc|aweh> \o/

 

[redknapp]

Ill tell you what is sadder than any of the names listed here.
People who instead decide to post a name which they think is pant-wettingly funny, and choose their own.

Laughing at your own jokes is conversational masturbation you know ;p