Crap Names

[Kobold]

Originally posted by Novamir
http://www.advancedfightingfantasy.com/ff48.htm


ahahahahahhahah


"The feared Inquisitor General, Karam Gruul, has eluded capture for so long, however, that many believe him dead. You alone know different. Gruul is very much alive, and plotting to rekindle the flames of war once more. YOU must use your skills as a bounty hunter to track him down and bring him, finally, to justice."


Karam used to read those gay books roflolorofl.

lololol

 

[Gabrial]

I knew a guy called

SmokeMeAKipper IllBebackforbreakfast

 

[loxleyhood]

Originally posted by Gabrial
I knew a guy called

SmokeMeAKipper IllBebackforbreakfast

Red Dwarf quote

 

[lofff]

Yourmother KnowsBest Disciples Of Aldur 50 199,997 Wizard Avalonian None


hes actually a nice guy tho but still >.<





ps: Bet my bard alt "Loved Speed" could b listed too ;P

 

[lofff]

Originally posted by Asq
Ooooooooooooooooooooooh Nooooooooooooooooooooooo is high on my list... same as anyone named after after an instrument (like guitars etc.)

think that guy is a ranger, right?

f am right he was lvl27 in thidranki ;P

 

[Gabrial]

Originally posted by loxleyhood


Red Dwarf quote

Yup

 

[Anu]

Firby the WArden once made a alt called "Arse Hole" i think and GAO changed it to "Ash Tray"

lol

for me

"Darran" my druids name came from from me and a m8 making druids with geeky names.. he names his Trevor.

"Iemfig" um i think it was a generated name with a bit cut off (actually most of my char names are that.) DId have the surname "Rolls" before.. u know Fig Rolls

"Boomii" my MANA chanter .. heh guess doh! mana = boom etc :doh: Surname : ManaBang tsk,..

"Aedili" Generated then cut a bit off name.

"Chippex" My new SI char .. cos it lood's like wood etc

Worst i have seen like some1 mentioned is that

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooh Nooooooooooooooooooooooo"

 

[svartmetall]

Originally posted by talen_sun
I kinda like my names...

Talen Sun (tank) is from Farscape, the name of Aeryns father, who was a great warrior.

Hate to say it, but it's spelt Talyn...

 

[svartmetall]

I know someone whose char was called Fukuguys and then she wondered why it got changed...lol, doh...

I HATE lame LOTR names, so unimaginative.

If you're going to have a name that's not IC for Midgard, then at least try to be original/funny...seen a char on Alb/Pryd called Breathing Helps, like that one.
I have a Zerker called Collateral Damage, name just seemed to fit a crazed axe-wielding pyscho somehow .

 

[old.Ailelun]

Originally posted by Trinilim


Isn't the Karam the muslim bible?

and new name:

Manithinkthisisareallylongname Howdoyoulikemehavingsuchalongname

Qu'ran I belive :E

 

[Gabrial]

Originally posted by svartmetall


Hate to say it, but it's spelt Talyn...

Talen will be taken because he was a thief in a book somewhere i seem to remember...

 

[Ambulance]

Talen will be taken because he was a thief in a book somewhere i seem to remember...

Aye, he was Kurik`s illegitimate son in the Elenium series (the sapphire rose/the diamond throne/etc etc) by David Eddings.

 

[Apathy]

Originally posted by Ambulance


Aye, he was Kurik`s illegitimate son in the Elenium series (the sapphire rose/the diamond throne/etc etc) by David Eddings.

Manbulance, that has to be THE most unerotic thing you have ever written.

The dream is ended!

a.
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[Addlcove]

ooiii Talen was a cool kid (the kid from the books that is)

 

[Ambulance]

Manbulance, that has to be THE most unerotic thing you have ever written.

It was a moment of weakness, please forgive me

 

[Karam_gruul]

OMFG,

stfu, those books fucking pwn. and yea my mum read it to me.

and im nothing to do with muslims, i'll get banned if i say what i think of them, so lol.

but yea i did get it from one of those books, and its a fucking uber name. i'd rather be named after an evil inquisitor general than a homosexual gay (novamir)

but urr, yea my name is probably just about the best in the game i'd say.. the worst imho is............ everyone that isnt me.

nuff said

 

[bishibosh]

Like everyone else i think that anyone with the name Legolas/Legolazzzz/legolasse/leggggolas etc needs to be locked in a room with one of those highlander/briton women who have realy screwed up faces and red eyes and hit with boar skin loot bags and "flexible weapons" until they realise that they are a burden to the world and commit suicide. Other worst name was some weird BG alt on pryd called Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttt Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftttttt, and IMo the best name was Eeny Weeny

 

[Nightchill]

there was a brief attempt to make characters with "This" as the last name..

so we got:

Dodge This
Elude This
Mock This

most (like Resist) were already taken

 

[Cloak_]

heh i didnt get a mention

 

[Takhasis]

I like my alts names

 

[minime_]

My buffbot name is Mmmm Porkfat, famous quote of Homer Simpson. OMFG!!! What retarded bastard would ever name a char smth like that

 

[old.Kapteeni]

Tuoksuva Paska, means smelly shit. Jeesus Nasaretilainen, religious man, Jesus Crist. Liamalover(saw this name when played daoc's beta)

 

[Gabrial]

I have a char called Pickled and my mate has one called Onions

 

[bracken_woodman]

Originally posted by Karam_gruul

a homosexual gay

Does this mean you can have a heterosexual gay? Or a homosexual straight? Or is karam just so obsessed that he has to use both words together?

 

[Apathy]

As Karam clearly shows, one can be a stupid idiot...so I see no reason why one can't be a homosexual gay.

Of course, using gay as a noun rather than an adjective is just so deplorably modern, in a vulgar way. Urgh.

a.
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[svartmetall]

Originally posted by minime_
My buffbot name is Mmmm Porkfat, famous quote of Homer Simpson. OMFG!!! What retarded bastard would ever name a char smth like that

lol, so that's your buffbot...? Seen it about, had good chortle at name .

 

[yadleen]

Originally posted by Trinilim


Isn't the Karam the muslim bible?

No that'll be Quran

 

[Benkei]

How cant u realize...?

The worst name in all Excalibur (apart from lame, becoz he is well know across the realms) is:


WRATHOFSAURON (oh, come on, shoot urself kkthx)

 

[old.Aragone]

but but but

pfft my name is fine and i dident even know about lotr when i made it

 

[Elixir]

Any name that belongs to a alb!

no seriously lotr related names suck though