Crap Names

[-serra-]

pfft, like I knew they'd make a new hib race with the same name...

 

[Trinilim]

Mezzi Mezzzalot is a cool gal, not cool to make fun of her cause her name , though I admit, most others are..erm..<cough>.. yeah..

the worst name I've ever seen is probably:

Ipwnjoo Usuk

 

[loxleyhood]

The best names are the ones that take something totaly obvious and annoying and subtly disguise it.

e.g. Nibor Hood

Look at the first name and see if you can see the trick

 

[[DK]hakke]

Was a long time ago but i saw:

Standingonaroof Holdingarocketlauncher

 

[Hrogar]

I got some crappy alts names actually;
dwarf named Smallen Hairy
runie named Smookie McHasch (Yes, after the "Dude, where's my car?" aliases)
hunter named Snikvard Krakelgam
paladin named Ser Skrivning

 

[old.Flamin]

Originally posted by Hrogar
runie named Smookie McHasch (Yes, after the "Dude, where's my car?" aliases)

Its Smokey McPot fyi

 

[Dr. Mangler]

Just started out a SB named BUKSVIN.

can´t translate it for ya nonswedishspeakingppl thou.

Buk = stomach

Svin = Boar, Hog, Pig

 

[Hrogar]

Aye but in the swedish version it's translated to Flum McHasch, and for some reason GOA don't allow the word "Pot" in a name, hence Smookie McHasch... oh, the Smookie spelling due to other people being named Smoky, Smooky, Smokie and so on...

 

[dimerian]

Player,Playerr,Playerrr,Playyerrr,Pplayer....

Got my point?

 

[Repent Reloaded]

Mantits
Yermum DoesPotNoodle

 

[thorwyntf]

Yep, Dimerian!
All permutations of existing names, Legolass, Ganndalf, Coonan and the like suck.

 

[domin8or]

Pfff...my name beats all these names. My in-game name is: 'Berserker OopsWrongTrainer'. And guess what? I'm a Warrior! It wasn't my intention though, when I started to play DAoC I was a total n00b and didn't know shit about this game. Ffs, I even put 1 point into piety, charisma, empathy and intelligence

I just wanted to find some cool nick for Troll but I didn't know there was a Berserker class in the game!

It's kinda annoying for my friends and realm mates since they can't /who me without getting the list of all Berserker's in the realm

Anyways, I've tried to talk to RightKnow about if they could change my name and my base stats but NO, of course they won't change my name/stats since they are so 'By-The-Book' dudes. "Sorry, we are not allowed to change your name/stats"
I guess you're not allowed to help people or make people happy either, do you?


uke: @ RightKnow

 

[old.LandShark]

Urm. You can't whinge at GOA because you fucked up.
If you need 1 less int and 1 more con to be happy, then seriously? Get your head checked
And the name... well sure it's annoying, but I personally use "/hidenames self" all the time anyway, because having your own name in your face constantly is irritating anyway.

 

[talen_sun]

Afaik, the akashic brotherhood are crazy kung-fu mages

You are spot on, and there specialist sphere of magic is Mind.

Hey, if could have a Mind specced Friar... I WOULD!!

 

[domin8or]

I fucked up because of a lousy instructions. How was I supposed to know that only put points where the yellow lines were? Warriors only need to put points in str, con, dex and maybe quickness for those who want to. So why bother having those other stats there like empathy and intelligence?

 

[Zill]

I remember some Alb player called Villageidiot.

 

[Novamir]

 

[Legaoniel_v]

Names

Stuck for a name? PM me in game and I'll make up one for you using my DAOC syntax generator (TM)....

 

[Pin]

Well, just named my Necromancer.

Iciya LittleSilhouettoOfAMan

 

[Asq]

Ooooooooooooooooooooooh Nooooooooooooooooooooooo is high on my list... same as anyone named after after an instrument (like guitars etc.)

 

[tisme]

Originally posted by domin8or
Pfff...my name beats all these names. My in-game name is: 'Berserker OopsWrongTrainer'. And guess what? I'm a Warrior!

hehe i like that one

 

[Karam_gruul]

Originally posted by Pin
Well, just named my Necromancer.

Iciya LittleSilhouettoOfAMan

ok that names uber

 

[Novamir]

Karam Gruul. Now thats a bad name.

 

[Novamir]

http://www.advancedfightingfantasy.com/ff48.htm


ahahahahahhahah


"The feared Inquisitor General, Karam Gruul, has eluded capture for so long, however, that many believe him dead. You alone know different. Gruul is very much alive, and plotting to rekindle the flames of war once more. YOU must use your skills as a bounty hunter to track him down and bring him, finally, to justice."


Karam used to read those gay books roflolorofl.

 

[Apathy]

Got them read TO him.

a.
*

 

[Aussie-]

frs
k9
ST
etc

 

[Aeiedil]

been pwned on irc too much eh aussie

 

[jua-cosmos-jua]

infilhator

 

[Trinilim]

Originally posted by Novamir
Karam used to read those gay book...lylongname Howdoyoulikemehavingsuchalongname

 

[SingerOfSoul]

a set of my own...
Soulslayer MoleLayer (original Lastname : PtangYnicBoing)
NissanMicra Hothatch (keen chanter)
Myothersaluri Keenchanter (Firby hero)
Ubermcshruber FromTheLandOfGeruba (Deleted... was a bm)
Shadeofhope ForHibernia (Keen Shade)

Got a druid named celduin (a river running thru west middle earth immsmc)

edit:
oops 4got Laugh AtTheGingerInfil (ginger inconnu inf)