Contest - Best Whine/Flame in Haiku form

[Killswitch]

I'm going to regret this

Not been banned from here
Jupitus smells like cabbage
See you in two weeks

(I hope the lovely Mod in question has a sense of humour!)

 

[Jupitus]

I'm going to regret this

Not been banned from here
Jupitus smells like cabbage
See you in two weeks

(I hope the lovely Mod in question has a sense of humour!)

Killswitch has some words
He might not see the far side
I know it is there

 

[Jupitus]

Ok folks, I'll let this run a few days - Killswitch, drop me a reminder PM on Saturday and I'll close the thread for judging, read 'em all, then make a decision on who is the winnz0r111.

BTW - Noone should be making limericks in this - everybody (who is anybody) knows that I am the limerick king**



















** along with Schaeffer and Nikodemus

 

[Aoln]

Whatever happened to that limerick thread?

Can't find it on search... was it really as long ago as barrysworld? o0

 

[Vladamir]

BTW - Noone should be making limericks in this - everybody (who is anybody) knows that I am the limerick king

There once was a mod named Jupitus,
Whom many nicknamed Poopitus,
He threw his modstick, misjudged and lost it,
Now he's a mortal freddie. (like the rest of us )

 

[Deepflame]

I think the haiku thing was more fun to be honest.

Another hour gone
What day or year is it now
The other is upset

 

[Ame]

Again

Agramon green grass,
Shared with the blood of me -
Death by a warlock.


Hard to get imagery in it due to the lack of syllables. So much it inspired another Haiku:

Prized syllables
are valued when you only
have a set amount

 

[Deepflame]

Again

Agramon green grass,
Shared with the blood of me -
Death by a warlock.


Hard to get imagery in it due to the lack of syllables. So much it inspired another Haiku:

Prized syllables
are valued when you only
have a set amount

Hm, either I've been doing mine wrong, or there's something wrong with yours. Pronounce Shared, it sounds like one syllable. Same as Prized. I don't hear anyone say pri-zed. Think your haikus lack one.

 

[Rhori]

making a haiku
it is just to hard for me
so this is bollox

 

[Ame]

Hm, either I've been doing mine wrong, or there's something wrong with yours. Pronounce Shared, it sounds like one syllable. Same as Prized. I don't hear anyone say pri-zed. Think your haikus lack one.

Or maybe I just count the "duh" sound from Prized and Shared as a syllable :x

Will just have to change the words then.

--------

Agramon green grass,
Shared with the blood of an elf -
Death by a warlock.

--------

Neglected syllables
are valued when you only
have a set amount

--------

 

[Deepflame]

Or maybe I just count the "duh" sound from Prized and Shared as a syllable :x

Will just have to change the words then.

--------

Agramon green grass,
Shared with the blood of an elf -
Death by a warlock.

--------

Neglected syllables
are valued when you only
have a set amount

--------

neglected syllables is 6!

 

[Ame]

neglected syllables is 6!

Ignored syllables then ><

<stab>

 

[Deepflame]

Would go with Lack of syllables in context of your haiku actually.

Inspired while waiting for Albs and Hibs to attack the CK:
The fighting was great
The aftermath was brutal
Now comes the long wait

 

[Ame]

Flying 'round my head,
An unholy ball of death
Waits for its victim.

Not a whine/flame (unless if you take that warlocks chambers are overpowered), but pretty none the less.

 

[Deepflame]

An ominious sight,
Several orbs of magic
Carefully floating

Very ironic
How three orbs of destruction
Can float so peacefull

 

[rampant]

reading the social news
a warlock reaches realrank ten
slash played is only five days!

 

[rampant]

there once was a board called barry
who a gamesshop agreed to marry
but the rot set in
it got chucked in the bin
and now we have to put up with freddy!


first try what u think?

 

[Killswitch]

there once was a board called barry
who a gamesshop agreed to marry
but the rot set in
it got chucked in the bin
and now we have to put up with freddy!


first try what u think?

uke:

hehe

 

[Howley]

Flim's Hammer of Banz0r was feared
By n00bs acting rude or just weird
He locked posts that flamed
Whilst smiting in-game
And hoped his buffs didn't get sheared

---

A Haiku contest was declared
Freddys readers were quite unprepared
Flames and whines in a pile
In the Japanese style
Until no class, realm or spec had been spared

hehe fair play m8

 

[Killswitch]

hehe fair play m8

Of course, since Flim is a cleric, if he used his own buffs then they COULDN'T be sheared...

 

[rampant]

Of course, since Flim is a cleric, if he used his own buffs then they COULDN'T be sheared...

but...but flim's a smitzor so his buffs are crap therefore he uses a buffbot therefore he can be sheared

 

[old.Tohtori]

I was a daoc chap,
but my patience reached a cap.
'cause thanes were so crap.

 

[Maeloch]

existential angst 4tehwin

killed by warder noob
spilt cider wets monitor
winter sky is black

 

[old.Tohtori]

Forgot this was a flame/whine thread....

You all write crap stuff,
you clearly don't know haiku,
I have had enough.

 

[rampant]

dawn breaking nights grip
darkness rising from below
evil mids fill the land

 

[rampant]

whinie one.... not sure what u do with punctuation,

The Warcock Vampire
Bainshee we all agree wish
they would all eat dust

im bored - ite either play scrabble with the kids, craft or make up harikari

 

[Jupitus]

You add on my fight
What's wrong with people these days
The points should be mine!

 

[Vladamir]

You add on my fight
What's wrong with people these days
The points should be mine!

Add on my fight whinage.

Another annoying trend. The rules have nothing whatsoever that says a solo player cannot attack an enemy of his/her realm, so get over it. Threads of this nature will be closed without warning.

Tsk tsk

 

[Eruptix]

Haiku are BS
wtf is a syllable
QQ me a river

Warlocks rises
Overpowered in many ways
Death was only 2 chambers away..

Add,assjam,leech
terms that you preech
Strafe makes it worse

4 luri's on a stick
Balls of death come quick
Warlock walks away


(my best attempt at haiku's :worthy: )

 

[Rhori]

lame vamps are to strong
they are like stupid warlocks
give a nerf right now