Comedy Injuries Part 2.

[Trem]

Ok time for part 2 of comedy injuries.

I have just sliced my member with some hair clippers, I was taking a pooh and got bored so I grabbed my cordless clippers and decided to have a trim up, I got a bit too confident and kinda shaved a length of skin off my shaft, I now have a plaster on it and I'm dreading the removal of it.

So what comedy injuries have you guys had recently?

 

[Clowneh!]

Heh, I wouldn't have told anyone if I did that
Anyway... I put a door handle through my "elbow pit". Right to the bone it was

 

[evilmonkeh]

Originally posted by Clowneh!
Anyway... I put a door handle through my "elbow pit". Right to the bone it was

ouch. is it just me or do the smilies on these boards not give a very good sense of shock? looks more like someones tired.

anyway, i once walked along past a bonfire me and my friend made (quite big) walked along a log, log slipped and i fell and landed arse first in the middle of it and put my hands down
ouch

 

[FatBusinessman]

Originally posted by Trem
I have just sliced my member with some hair clippers

*looks for 'eyes watering' emoticon*

 

[Jonny_Darko]

And the scariest thing about this thread is that for some reason, Trem's said more than one thing in the past to make me assume he was a she...

 

[evilmonkeh]

Originally posted by Jonny_Darko
And the scariest thing about this thread is that for some reason, Trem's said more than one thing in the past to make me assume he was a she...

maybe the accident was the turning point in his life?

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by Jonny_Darko
And the scariest thing about this thread is that for some reason, Trem's said more than one thing in the past to make me assume he was a she...

Hehehe I do gay up a little too much sometimes

 

[Embattle]

I really can't think of any bad comedy injuries I've had, certainly nothing like Trem

 

[Jonny_Darko]

When I was five I rolled up a piece of sellotape and decided to stick it up my left nostril as far as I could. Then attempted to get it out and only pushed it up further...

Needed a minor operation in the end.

 

[Embattle]

Why?

 

[S-Gray]

Originally posted by Trem
Hehehe I do gay up a little too much sometimes

I still have them pics of when you worked with Lester to prove it

 

[~Mobius~]

Originally posted by Jonny_Darko
When I was five I rolled up a piece of sellotape and decided to stick it up my left nostril as far as I could. Then attempted to get it out and only pushed it up further...

Needed a minor operation in the end.

Eek. :/

 

[~Mobius~]

Mine isnt really embaressing but, I got on the back of a mates bike and we went over a massive hill. We flew off, the bike fell on me and my mate fell onto the bike, the tripnut (the little thing on the back you stand on) impaled my leg missing my scrotum by about 1 centimetre. It dug a hole the size of a golfball right next to my penis and I had to have operations on it, now I have a massive ugly scar in my pubic region.

 

[.z.]

I fell down a cliff once.

 

[evilmonkeh]

Originally posted by .z.
I fell down a cliff once.

more like 45 degree embankment with a vertical drop of less than a metre

 

[leggy]

I was getting a backy on my mate's bike when we both turned round to give the village idiot some abuse on the way past. As neither of us were looking we hit a car and came tumbling off and were subsequently hit by the bike. The village idiot pissed himself laughing, gave us the finger and walked off.

 

[ECA]

hahahaha i've got some good ones.


A couple of summers back they were building a new housing estate near my friends, and they had just dug out all the earth etc and there was a HUGE mountain of it.

So we got out his old snowboard, nailed some shoes onto it, and went soil surfing.

We went down a few times earth and it was pretty good, then my friend fell over and landed with his head in the soil ( cartoon style ) and one of the nails impaled into his foot.


When my sister was a lot younger, there were these toys, plastic trays, and you put coloured beads on them and put them in the oven and when you took them out you had a plastic picture. Anyway my sister decided to shove them up her nose and had to have an op to have them removed.

My own injuries aint very comedic so i shall leave them out :-]

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Originally posted by leggy
I was getting a backy on my mate's bike when we both turned round to give the village idiot some abuse on the way past. As neither of us were looking we hit a car and came tumbling off and were subsequently hit by the bike. The village idiot pissed himself laughing, gave us the finger and walked off.

LOL

No fun injuries here... none that I can think of.

 

[Lester]

School. Summer. 1984.

I had a new bike, racer stylee and upon leaving school, turned left up a hill and on my right was the bus queue for the kids who lived "in country". Many of which were foxy ladies. So I look their way and wave nonchalantly, my powerfully muscled legs propelling me effortlessly up the hill - the epitomey of cool. I turn my head back to the road and see a parked car in front. I hit it, fly over tha handlebars and as I start to descend head first towards the rear window of a Citreon (the big, posh, Guardian reading one) I manage to turn my head (not so nonchalantly this time) to avoid breaking my face on the glass - or worse. I hit the glass and after a few stunned seconds proceed to slide slooowwwly down the back of the car into a heap on the floor. I come to, hearing the rush of blood in my head, only it's not, it's about fifty kids cheering and laughing

The laughter continued as I rode off on my bike - squeak, squeak, sqeak - which has an elliptical front wheel.

 

[Teh Krypt]

I was cuting crayons and almost cut my finger off..

I was riding a bike with a girl on back, jumped off some steps, feel down and really really hurt my balls . I landed on the frame and was on the floor for like 10 mins

 

[.z.]

Originally posted by evilmonkeh
more like 45 degree embankment with a vertical drop of less than a metre

Nah, I fell from the top, that was the bit at the bottom.

 

[kameleon]

Originally posted by Lester
School. Summer. 1984.

I had a new bike, racer stylee and upon leaving school, turned left up a hill and on my right was the bus queue for the kids who lived "in country". Many of which were foxy ladies. So I look their way and wave nonchalantly, my powerfully muscled legs propelling me effortlessly up the hill - the epitomey of cool. I turn my head back to the road and see a parked car in front. I hit it, fly over tha handlebars and as I start to descend head first towards the rear window of a Citreon (the big, posh, Guardian reading one) I manage to turn my head (not so nonchalantly this time) to avoid breaking my face on the glass - or worse. I hit the glass and after a few stunned seconds proceed to slide slooowwwly down the back of the car into a heap on the floor. I come to, hearing the rush of blood in my head, only it's not, it's about fifty kids cheering and laughing

The laughter continued as I rode off on my bike - squeak, squeak, sqeak - which has an elliptical front wheel.

My bike story involves showing off too. I saw some girls that I know when I was about fifteen, I was riding my racer which had Bull Horns on it saw the girls and decided to ride none handed nonchelently puting my hand to the back of my head, i hit a stone, wobbled a bit and went full tilt into a lamp-post dislocating my shoulder.


The shoulder pain was nothing to the slap of pride coming before a fall.

 

[evilmonkeh]

Originally posted by .z.
Nah, I fell from the top, that was the bit at the bottom.

wasnt even a cliff.
just a hill.
ok maybe 1.5m, but thats the max im giving you.

 

[Maljonic]

I was burning some trees once and put too much accelerant on them; when I lit them they kind of exploded and threw me back ten feet, my eyebrows were singed completely off and I had a receding hairline for a few weeks...

 

[throdgrain]

Originally posted by Lester
School. Summer. 1984.

<Obvious lie >

 

[Lester]

Are you saying

a) There was no summer in 1984
b) I didn't go to school


Becuase you can't surely be suggesting that I was too old to go to school in 1984!

 

[.z.]

Originally posted by evilmonkeh
wasnt even a cliff.
just a hill.
ok maybe 1.5m, but thats the max im giving you.

Well, I fell down it. It was most certainly a cliff. If it's steep enough to fall down, it's a cliff. 1.5m? I fell right from the top, you obviously weren't paying enough attention....anyway, stop spamming the thread.

 

[evilmonkeh]

Originally posted by .z.
Well, I fell down it. It was most certainly a cliff. If it's steep enough to fall down, it's a cliff. 1.5m? I fell right from the top, you obviously weren't paying enough attention....anyway, stop spamming the thread.

lets see what cliff means

Entry: cliff
Function: noun
Definition: overhang
Synonyms: bluff, crag, escarpment, face, precipice, scar, scarp, steep rock, wall
Concept: landform
Source: Roget's Interactive Thesaurus, First Edition (v 1.0.0)
Copyright © 2003 by Lexico Publishing Group, LLC. All rights reserved.

overhang.
it certainly wasnt that
more of a short slope....
anyway proper cliffs are more like 10m high, not all of 1 -2 m

 

[throdgrain]

Originally posted by Lester
Are you saying

a) There was no summer in 1984
b) I didn't go to school


Becuase you can't surely be suggesting that I was too old to go to school in 1984!

Ahem ....

 

[kameleon]

If you were then the oldest you could be is 37

If you stayed to do a levels