Brown is the colour

[Sawtooth]

Originally posted by lynchet
Hmm reading a Robert Rankin novel and he has one of the characters ask an interesting question. I mean I like to think Im reasonably savvy on biology etc and the digestive system and so on but I have to admit I had no idea of the answer to this one....................


Why is shit always brown ??

Shits brown because of Bile. The breakdown of red blood cells etc, contains a lot of iron and gives it the rteddy brown colour. If you ever had a pregnant wife you'd actually know that shit goes black on iron supplements. The irons given due to women going slightly anaemic but obviously they get a bit too much.

 

[GDW]

Re: Re: Brown is the colour

Originally posted by Sawtooth
If you ever had a pregnant wife you'd actually know that shit goes black on iron supplements. .

Ive had a wife pregnant twice....but I never thought of looking at her shit dudeuke:

 

[Sawtooth]

Well sometimes you just gota see it for yourself. Looked like sausage overdone at a bar-B-Que. No wonder I dont eat sausages anymore.

 

[dysfunction]

Ford Cortina's were often brown...

 

[Maljonic]

if you mix lots of colours together they always turn out brown, it works with paint too if you try it. If you eat lots of the same thing, like peas, and nothing else it will come out (though thinly) green.

 

[Wij]

Wij: "Can I get you pregnant Mrs Wij so I can look at your shit ?"

Mrs Wij: "I'm leaving you loser."

hmm :/

 

[Lester]

J00 lie. You've prolly already seen it :/

 

[Wij]

Only a poorly-flushed example. Never a pristine stool.

 

[Lester]

Apparently they have "inspection" platforms in foreign bogs.

 

[Wij]

Yes. I call them shit-shelves.

Freaky tbh...

But that's Germans for you.

 

[Lester]

I mean, why not just leave the lid down?

 

[Maljonic]

or you could catch it in your hand for a real close-up inspection...have a good sniff 'n' lick etc...