Bored, lets quote

[Murcalumis]

There aint no party like an 'S Club' party!

 

[osy]

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

you do realise that your picture is just as much spam as all the post? You seem like a guy who likes to provoke people, am I wrong?

 

[Eblessair]

'Tick tick tick tick tick'
-Sanya Thomas

 

[BubbleCDR]

World War 3 will be fought with guns. World War 5 will be fought with sticks and stones :- Albert Einstein

 

[SFXman]

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

 

[Delket]

Originally posted by SFXman
WHEN COME BACK BRING PIE!

- The almighty weebl

 

[Arnor]

Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre


-No Killing Without Payment



Assassin guild motto in Discworld


edit: also bump

 

[old.Xarr]

arnor you ressurector you ;D

 

[old.Xarr]

Some Bill Hicks quotes:

I'm tired of this back-slapping "Isn't humanity neat?" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes, okay? That's all we are.

-

Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm... Sounds like...every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that's the connection they're trying to make.

-

I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side.

-

People say "Iraq had the fourth largest army in the world". Yeah, maybe, but you know what, after the first 3 largest armies, there's a REAL big fucking drop-off. The Hare Krishnas are the 5th largest army in the world, and they've already got all our airports.

 

[Petronella]

Hey, Didnt I kick your ass two rooms back?
-
Serious Sam
(Serious Sam 2)

 

[lakih]

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Edmund Burke.

"In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?"
Unknown.

"Assumption is the mother of all fuckups."
Unknown.

- "I want the truth."
-"You want the truth?"
-"I think im entitled to it."
-"You want the truth!?
You cant handle the truth!!"
Nathan R Jessop [Jack Nicholsson] & Daniel Kaffee [Tom Cruise]
A few good men

"Obviously a major malfunction."
Mission Control spokesman after the challenger spacechuttle accident 1986.

 

[andrilyn]

Never shall innocent blood be shed.
Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river.
For I shall spread my blackened wings and be the vengeaful striking hammer of God.
And when I vest my flashing sword and my hand takes hold in judgement I will take vengeance upon mine enemies and I will repay those who hase me, Lord, raise me to thy right hand and count me amoung thy saints.

Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
We will flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti

 

[Cyradix]

"Into everyone's life, a little rain must fall, but this is ridiculous."

- Noah

 

[Munkey-]

Originally posted by Flimgoblin
"Speak softly and carry a big stick."

- someone

Culture ship iirc

 

[Addlcove]

Originally posted by andrilyn
Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
We will flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti

last line goes

Et Nomeni Patri
Et Fili
Et Spiritus Sancti

you missed an "Et"

 

[Addlcove]

Originally posted by Tasans
"My name is Zeus, not Heyzeus. Zeus, got a problem with it before I shove a lightning bolt up your ass?"
-Die Hard

actually that would be

"My name is Zeus, not Jesus. Zeus, got a problem with it before I shove a lightning bolt up your ass?"

(some places jesus is pronounced heyzeus>

 

[Brannor McThife]

It's only level 70...

by?

Est Sularus oth Mithas

From?

-G

 

[old.Tohtori]

Grah...can't read through all of 'em nasties.

Here's a few:

"If you want a linquistic experience, go drinking with a scotchman..'cause you can't f*cking understand 'em before." -Robin Williams...or is that robbie...i never know...

"I'm not that bad once you get to know me." -Agent Smith....and a bunch of other peeps around the movieworld.

"Just making sure i'll be remembered as a screaming, kicking, all-around uncooperative person when Grim Reaper comes around." -Jeff(from Jeff and Tonder)

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by Tasans
"And lo there do I see my Father
And lo there do I see my mather my brothers and my sisters.
And lo there do I see my line of ancestors from the beginning.
And lo do they bid me to take my place among them.
In the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever."
-13th warrior

Also would help if i wrote something..grr...

That is originally from the book "Eaters of the Dead" just as an interesting fact.

Also from the book, a quote from Muhammed(or whatnot)

"Thank Allah for putting death in the end of the life, instead of the beginning."

 

[Addlcove]

Originally posted by Brannor McThife

quote:
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It's only level 70...
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by?

I´m guessing Kemor here have no clue

quote:
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Est Sularus oth Mithas
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From?

it´s "The Code" from the Solamnic Knights "The Code and The Meassure"

Dragonlance (Tracy Hickman and Margaret Weis, mainly)

 

[old.Tohtori]

Another set of thingies:

"Non shall pass" -Black Knight, Monty Pythons Holy Grail

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of eldeberries!" -French Knight, Monty Pythons Holy Grail

"You silly english kniiiiiggets!" Same guy. Monty Pythons Holy Grail

"You son of a windowdresser!" Yup, still. Monty Pythons Holy Grail

"Fetche Le Vache" Tadaa...frenchie. ...same movie...

"I'll rip of your testicles and make castanjets(?) out of them!" from the frenchiewenchie. ...ok i watched it too many times...

"I'm not quite dead yet." -A few times in...Monty Pythons Holy Grail.

"Not gonna do all the bloody lines in the movie 'cause everyone knows them allready." -Teh Seel

 

[lakih]

Some quotes frome the community:

IRC.

"Dont get your tits in a knot over my nuts"
Nicolas

 

[Munkey-]

Hey ladies! Nice legs.....what time do they open? *slap*

 

[Munkey-]

Readin back a bit.......diddnt Albert Einstein (sp) say

I know not what world war 3 will be fought with, but i know that world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones

 

[Belsameth]

"We're all haunted by the demons of our past
Death is the only excorsism"

Croaker, annalist of The Black Company

 

[Munkey-]

hehe. anal. hehe

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by Munkey-
hehe. anal. hehe

Just for you.

Munkey

 

[osy]

Can't believe I missed that !

Tohto, you made my day. The people of Zimbabwe should raise you a statue. Thank you. (tears of laughter)

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by osy
Can't believe I missed that !

Tohto, you made my day. The people of Zimbabwe should raise you a statue. Thank you. (tears of laughter)

Look other thread. k?