Bored, lets quote

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Gohlanchdir

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I have a crab connection - dunno who

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Well crab=slow but stabil???


Can`t figure out why no one has said this yet
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Somebody set us up the bomb

All your base are belong to us

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And then my floorball coatch, you just gotta love him :)
yelled at me when i had just broken my foot in the qualifying match for the 1 division

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"Sindre, you bleeding???"
"Well if not get the fuck up!!"

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ce-cubby

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It is ridiculous claiming that video games influence children. For instance, if Pac-man affected kids born in the eighties, we should by now have a bunch of teenagers who run around in darkened rooms and eat pills while listening to monotonous electronic music

Found on another game forum
 
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old.Charonel

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you are so very clear and firm about family; then why dont you insist on all your pupils starting with a domestic holocaust?

why? because a lot of my early rock climbing was done on Beachy Head. ask me something harder!

look you now, chalk has every possible element of danger from the standpoint of the cragsman. all the more glory to him who can master it!
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a presidential cigar to whoever figures out who wrote that :), unless your a firbolg ick! :D
 
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butcha

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"He who fights with monsters might take care, lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into the abyss - Ye'll soon realize yer standing at lair"

-Nietsschschze(sumthin' like that) & Butcha

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"My chars keep getting ganked. That is why immortality is reserved for the greatest of evils

-Daniel Baldwin & Butcha
 
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ghostspawn

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I saw this one on the back of a chinese restaurant delivery van:

"I like animals. They're delicious."
 
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talen_sun

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of gum.
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Dunno if it's been mentioned, but this was actually Rowdy Roddy Piper from the film They Live.

It was stolen for one of Duke Nukems soundbites.

So ner ner
 
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Kobold

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bwahahhahaahah @this thread and it's funny quotes.....hahhaha omg omfg hehehehhee :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
 
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nume

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From The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy series
Author Douglas Adams

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."


"There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind."
-- This line perhaps best sums up the whole book

"`My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.'"
-- Ford

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."
-- Some wisdom from The Book


FORD: "Six pints of bitter. And quickly please, the world's about to end."
BARMAN: "Oh yes, sir? Nice weather for it"


...Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much... the wheel, New York, wars, and so on, whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely the dolphins believed themselves to be more intelligent than man for precisely the same reasons.
-- the Book


"`Right,' said Ford, `I'm going to have a look.'
He glanced round at the others.
`Is no one going to say, "No you can't possibly, let me go instead"?'
They all shook their heads.
`Oh well.'"
-- Ford attempting to be heroic


It's not a question of whose habitat it is, it's a question of how hard you hit it.
-- Arthur on wildlife

"`I think you ought to know that I'm feeling very depressed.'"
"`Life, don't talk to me about life.'"
"`Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you down to the bridge. Call that "job satisfaction"? 'Cos I don't.'"
"`I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side.'"
-- Guess who.
 
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nume

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Sorry one more, I couldn't resist posting this one :D

"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."

-- One of the laws of computers and programming revealed
 
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Tleilax

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"Silence is a wonderful herald of joy"

Think its shakespear or something (who cares), just like the quote.

"You must be the cry baby"

yboabaidy scoobbydoo kanobi from Thumbwars
 
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old.Odysseus

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160 posts in a non-flame thread?

well, better bump it with a quote:

That old man! He massacred my entire division at Gettysburg!
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General Picket on General Lee after the battle.
 
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Novamir

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"What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent."

"As we walked along the flatblock marina, i was calm on the outside but thinking all the time. So it was to be Georgie the general saying what we should do and what not to do and Dim as his mindless grinning bulldog. But suddenly I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones and the oomny ones used like inspiration and what Bog sends. Well now, it was lovely music that came to my aid. There was a window open with the stereo on and I viddied right at once what to do...... "


Alex, a clockwork orange
 
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Novamir

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"The Durango 95 purred away real horrorshow, a nice warm vibratey feeling all through your guttiwuts. "

:p
 
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old.Tijl

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"`I think you ought to know that I'm feeling very depressed.'"
"`Life, don't talk to me about life.'"
"`Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you down to the bridge. Call that "job satisfaction"? 'Cos I don't.'"
"`I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side.'"
-- Guess who.
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Sounds like Marvin, the robot whose 5 times older then the universe by the end of the book :D
 
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Tranquil-

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- I may not be right, but I'm never wrong.


- Those who believe in telekinesis raise my hand.


- Sir! I refuse to believe that in one million sperm, YOU were the quickest!

And a whole lot of quotes in e.g Reservoir Dogs
 
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Cuthervaen

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He the quote that most cracked me up in "hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" was when they finally discover God's message to his creation, engraved in fiery letters at the horizon of the farthest planet of the universe..

It read:

"We apologise for the inconvenience"

Should be engraved in the wall of the deepest room of the highest level dungeon in every MMORPG :p
 
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g0ldenbone

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Joe Pesci.. goodfellas
"Hey!, I thought I told you to go f@*k ya mutha"

Withnail and I
"PONCE! PERFUMED PONCE"

"I can take DOUBLE what you can"

Life of Brian
"welease woderwick"

"Blessed are the bignoses

"what have the romans ever done for us?"
 
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Nishar Sunee

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Star Trek TNG, Lonely among us,


Beverly Crusher:- About these blackouts worf .....

Worf :- I still don't recall having any ....
 
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Rhuric

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- The fact that it says replica on the side of your gun and Desert Eagle .50 on the side of my gun makes your balls shrink even more
- Vinnie Jones as Bulletproof Tony in Snatch

Edit: Thx Cuther for the pointer.....was a bit tired when I wrote....
 
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Cuthervaen

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Wrong!! Was Desert Eagle and not Magnum on that last quote :)
 
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nume

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Avi: What should I call you? Bullet? Tony?

Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
 
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daphatfriar

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Attr:

"Sir Winston Churchill if you were my husband I would poison your tea!"

"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it"
 
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Cuthervaen

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Hmm some old one I'd seen as a signature just sprang back to my mind :)

"70 billion flies can't be wrong, eat shit!"
 
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