Bored, lets quote

[**Aligro**]

"nicknames are bad.... names"

"I'm a natural born entertainer"

David Brent-
The Office

That Show OWNZA to bad the series finished

 

[llixeraxu]

D'oh

 

[)nick(]

A famous man once said:

'GIV PVP DATE NOW KTHXBYE!'

 

[old.Odysseus]

"I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose!"
-Gunnery Sgt Hartmann, Full Metal Jacket

 

[Ckiller ofDust]

Women cant live with em, pass the bearnuts - Norm, Cheers

 

[Novamir]

"..the power to kill a Yak... from a thousand yards... WITH MIND BULLETS!"

"the devil said.... "Be you angels?" and we said "NAY... WE ARE BUT MEN! R O C K!"

[tenacious D]

 

[old.Skallagrim]

"No amnesty for the murderers of the poor old working class... rope or gas..." - Beautiful South

"To a world where the leaders finally confess, to the burning of the stock exchange and bombing of the press. I think the answers yes, yes, yes." - Beautiful South

(Well, not very powerful, unless ya hear it in its context: sung in the cheesiest pop-production ever)

 

[nume]

"Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean people aren't following me"

- Eight legged freaks

 

[Rhuric]

Originally posted by Ckiller ofDust
Women cant live with em, pass the bearnuts - Norm, Cheers

another one of that kind:

Women, cant live with em.........cant live with em - Al Bundy

 

[Tasans]

"Fish and chips, national dish mate"
"Looks like a national disaster to me"

"Fag?"
-51st State

"Im gonna tear out your head and shit on your throat"
-Duke Nukem

"They came........from........behind......."
-Star Wars

"Harry, the clock on that 9ft nuclear device started ticking"
-Armageddon

"You are wrong holy man, I absolutly believe in God.And I absolutly hate the fucker"
-Pitch Black

"Weight is good in a gun. If you ran out of bullets you can hit them with it"
-Boris the blade Snatch

"I've smoked it"
-How High

"The only thing worse in this country other than its food, is the weather"
-X

"This is the deneuraliser. In a few moments energy will surge through your brain, unleashing information which will be the key to earths very survival"
"Ok and whats that thing?"
-Men in Black 2

"My name is Zeus, not Heyzeus. Zeus, got a problem with it before I shove a lightning bolt up your ass?"
-Die Hard

"You are not nailing the squeal"
-Rock Star

"And lo there do I see my Father
And lo there do I see my mather my brothers and my sisters.
And lo there do I see my line of ancestors from the beginning.
And lo do they bid me to take my place among them.
In the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever."
-13th warrior

"Chicks with dicks that put mine to shame"
-Clercs

"If my hand is free, I'm bound to do anything with it."
-40 Days 40 Nights

"Vampires don't settle old scores. We harbor them."
-Queen of the Damned

"You mess with me you mess with you!"
-Random ogre in Baldurs Gate

"Mankind can exist peacefully with the fish"
-GW Bush

I know its old but i just saw the thread

 

[Tasans]

Oh yeah stolen from ign

A low lvl mid asks a high lvl thane: "Are you protecting the realm sir?"
"Which one?"

 

[old.Odysseus]

"My very good friend Danny drank 2 glasses of whisky every day. He died at the age of 82. Had he drunken 3 glasses a day, he would still be alive."
-Jim Murray (whisky distiller and parter in Bruichladdich Distillery, Islay)

 

[MiZzZerY]

Funniest thing i've ever heard was when we were retaking bledmeer, alot of ppl on the second door and someone yelled "There's a swedish word for this, Böghög".
Sorry u non-swedish ppl, u prolly wont understand, and its kinda difficult to explain

 

[old.Krusha]

In my sig

(talking about Debuff poisons )

 

[old.Odysseus]

Krusha u just went down a dangerous road:

Tank:
What is protect?

Wizard:
What does protect do?

Cleric:
I dont heal, I smite.

Sorceror level 34:
Yes ofc I can mezz these 4 deep-deep-purple con trees. Its np, I did it a ton of times.

Theugist:
I gotta go eat. Log or afk-bt?

Scout:
Group plz. .... plzplzplzplz

Infil:
I can tank, let me try at least plz plz plz.

Friar:
Sure I can heal, but you'll be better off without.

 

[Flimgoblin]

Originally posted by Tasans

"You mess with me you mess with you!"
-Random ogre in Baldurs Gate

"I will crush you! Crush you to goo!"

 

[danskmacabre]

"Moved to Off topic"

Danskmacabre

 

[old.Krusha]

Originally posted by old.Odysseus
Krusha u just went down a dangerous road:

Dangerous? Yes!

Annoying at the time? YES?

Restrospectevly funny? OOOOH YES!

 

[Belsameth]

"Often I find myself thinking one thing, while saying the other.
This is called diplomacy"

An unnamed diplomat - Dune

 

[Gef]

"Eckhart saw Hell too. He said: The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, he said. They're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and... and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth."
-- Louis - Jacobs Ladder


"What the fuck is going on? What the FUCK is going on?! You know, all my life, I've been careful to stay in my own corner. Looking out for Number One -- no complications. Now, suddenly, I'm responsible for the fate of the entire fucking world -- and everybody and his mother is trying to kill me IF... IF my head doesn't blow up first. ... Listen. You listen to me. You see that city over there? THAT'S where I'm supposed to be. Not down here with the dogs and the garbage and the fuckin' last months newspaper blowing back and forth. I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with all this -- I want ROOM SERVICE! I want the club sandwich. I want the cold Mexican beer. I want a ten-thousand dollar-a-night hooker!! I want my shirts laundered like they do at the Imperial Hotel in Tokyo. "
-- Johnny - Johnny Mnemonic


"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. "
-- Raoul Duke - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

 

[old.Odysseus]

DING 200 posts, 4K+ views, still no flames

 

[old.Darkan]

Originally posted by Gef


"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. "
-- Raoul Duke - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Could quote from that movie all day, utterly superb.

Something I saw somewhere:

"A mob is only as intelligent as its most stupid member"

Might have been the Simpsons but I can't remember.

 

[old.Krusha]

Originally posted by old.Odysseus
DING 200 posts, 4K+ views, still no flames

Thats a memorable quote right there odysseus

 

[boromire]

"Chosen men to me!!!"
Richard Sharpe- Any of the books or films.

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elder berries"

A French guard- Monty Python and the holy grail

"I am French, can't you tell by my outragious accent?"

The afore mentioned French guard- Monty Python and the holy grail

 

[Tenko]

If the radiance of a thousand suns
Were to burst at once into the sky
That would be like the splendor of the Mighty one...
I am become Death,
The shatterer of Worlds.

Bhagavad-Gita

"...now I am become Shiva, the destroyer of worlds..."

Physicist J. Robert Oppenheimer
Supervising Scientist Manhattan Project

 

[Addlcove]

Rocco: fucking, what the fucking, fuck, who the fuck, fuck this fucking, how did you two fucking fucks, FUCK.
Connor Macmanus: well, he ceratinly goes straight to the diversity of the word

 

[Tasans]

Hmmmm this thread is still alive.
Anyway:
"The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity."
-X

"Idiot-proof systems are no match for system-proof idiots."
-X

"Women are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken."
-X

"wwooooorrrrraaaaiiieeeeoooohhhyyyaaaaa!"
- Bruce Lee

"I can resist everything except temptation"
- Oscar Wilde

 

[Gef]

Originally posted by old.Darkan
Could quote from that movie all day, utterly superb.

I read the book too, must be the only film I have ever seen that followed the book word for word.

 

[old.Normengast]

At my signal... unleash Hell

- Satyricon - Volcano
- Gladiator

 

[Tenko]

Jay & Silent Bob Strikes Back
.... Jay to the video camera

I am the master of the Clit!

Remember this fucking face, where ever you see Clit, you will see this fucking face. I make that shit WORK!

No-one rules the clit like me. Not this little fuck, none of YOU little fucks out there.

I am the CLIT COMMANDER!

I piss myself every time I see it