bored - Impromptu Limerick Contest

[datruth]

slaps glove onto the ground!

PL and templars may hold sway,
but fear not TDS will join the fray,
language be our weapon,
against these heathen,
after all everything always goes our way.

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Jupi seems to have got the hump
His tongue is tied, his throat has a lump
There is no rhyme
And we've waited some time
It's time to give this thread a bump!

Nicodemus
Spiritgimp

 

[old.Tyraette]

My god I had thought that this thread
was on the verge of being pronounced dead
but along came datruth
to which i say 'Strewth!'
For the horror of TDS limericks are bared

 

[old.Tyraette]

Ah! Nicodemus old friend
I considered your rhymes on the mend
Alas I was wrong
If I were writing a song
twould be called 'God, let it please end'

 

[old.Tyraette]

Lets start with the TDS baiting
And consider fair Kyra's gyrating
For TEH WIGGLE it seems
occupies Choppys dreams
and leads to Testosterone Inflating

 

[datruth]

To you I may sound uncouth,
but tis not the whole truth,
my tongue is tied,
covered in barbed wire,
I am only good at playing the flute!

*hic* don't be too hard on me

 

[old.Tyraette]

Now, for an infil to demonstrate his might
He must wear leather oh so tight
Just listen to me mate
For chain and plate
Dont compare, they look frankly shite

 

[datruth]

Shaeffer dear, you sound very jealous,
as who wouldn't want kyra to be their precious,
the remark about inflation,
only leads to consternation,
as Choppy has said, chain is definately not too spacious!

 

[datruth]

Old Nic see this, hickory-dickory dock,
is a rhyme you should practice from the top,
for without the flair,
I wouldn't even dare,
to challenge the likes of this lot!


Oi shaeffer no editing to make it sound better!

 

[old.Tyraette]

Jealous? How little do you know?
For im with the best cleric in Lady Treeloe
For such a cutie
Shes more than mere beauty
As her healing skills often do show

 

[datruth]

Rusty with old age? or just the freezing cold,
has made your mouth a tad less bold,
you had to become glutton,
and reach for the editing button,
for let's face it, TDS wins if you fold.

 

[old.Tyraette]

i confess, my spelling deserted
and i didnt want to leave you disconcerted
As we know youre all gimps
'the TDS chimps'
oops i shouldnt have blurted

 

[datruth]

Chimps we may be,
but scientists agree,
98percent
of our genetical descent,
which is quite enough for me!

 

[old.Tyraette]

ok i admit it, i misread that last one

 

[Diddyman]

For those who missed my one originally, not a limerick, but sure some of you can relate to it:-

I close my eyes and go to sleep
Trying to count jumping sheep
Rolling hills and pastures green
What is that upon my screen ?

A small black dot up on the hill
My heart starts to beat at the sudden thrill
Off goes a Scout to check it out
The small black dot gives an almighty shout

They come tearing down in twos and threes
I can feel myself quaking at the knees
The Wizard approaches and waves his hands
And out shoots Ice across this land

They are frozen! we shout with Glee
The Tanks go running to the melee
Slash and slam our weapons sing
Lets rid our land of this horrid thing

Suddenly two laying dead, one more to go
Let hold in our fear and not let it show
The last comes down running swift and fast
The Tanks are healed so this one will not last

Cripple! Cripple! The Spell Caster shouts
Then a Tank gives it an almighty clout
On the floor it's lying there broken and dead
Only one million more and I can go back to bed

By Diddy [Dark Wombles] 15/7/2002

 

[DocWolfe]

This has been taken too far,
You all think you're ubar,
Making up these rhymes,
Singing of good times,
When your all really, fubar.

 

[minstrel_kyra]

There once was a minstrel with hair of scarlet
Who flirted and acted like a harlot
Until one day she saw the light
She was entranced by Choppy's smite
And now she only does TEH WIGGLE for him (and sometimes Garnette).

(was my first attempt at writing limmerics... hmm perhaps I will leave it to you Brits.)

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Kyra's underwear is very risky
which tends to make her rather frisky
Choppy must be a nervous man
watching for the wiggle spam
No wonder he and cHo are always tipsy


Nicodemus
Spiritgimp

PS Shaeffer I know mine are awful but... well, no but's... they are!

 

[stafford]

The young norseman was but a boy,
The troll was angry, he shouted OI !
to the boys dismay
his hands had gone stray
the troll said "geroff my kobby sextoy !!!!"


Mana chanters at keeps they farm
and point blank your groups to cause harm
but Stafford was quick
he swing his big stick
the luri ran, "helup ! hes arfter me charrms !!!!"

 

[old.Tyraette]

What can i say, im the limerick king
I hit 50skill when i hit 50 ding
I've hit my cap,
make the others look crap
Is there no better the mids can bring?

 

[stafford]

Mids cannot speak in verse
they simply grunt and curse
they go to emain
and feel the pain
"can we sort them a zerg sized hearse ?"


The hacker was at it again
He ignored warnings to refrain,
he plugged in his modem.....
and the account was stolen
OH FFS he swore, ive hacked a THANE !


The lonely hunter stood in the keep
a cheap excal road gank he did seek
he drew his bow
then groaned OH NO !
his view changed to a zoom on Staffs feet

 

[old.Tyraette]

stafford

love that last one

how come no hibs post on here btw?

 

[stafford]

ive no idea
cos there all too busy powerlvling each others chanters i spose

there sposed to be the faggy tree hugging love peace and limericks realm

guess TeH nolby locusts dont like to roleplay

 

[stafford]

hows about

The nolby zerg stood on the MG
there 8fg all plain to see
lets not go through
said an inf to his grp
lets log off, were not geeks obsessed with RP

 

[Draigo]

Oh fuck the pissed off Armsmen again cried
this is the 125th time i have died
I whip out my long pole
to the Enchanters they roll
that 9 second stun, a bastard to move when applied

 

[stafford]

As his red eyes began to sting
the friar his staff did swing
when the job was done
to his trainer he did run
raised his arms in /victory DING !!!!

DING LVL 5-0 ^^