bored - Impromptu Limerick Contest

[old.Osmosis]

Osmosis, the master of rhyme
Makes limericks that are damn near divine
Crafts couplets with style,
Though it can take a while
<Bodzilla: Osmo you are out of time>

Nerf two minute time limits on limerick contests!

 

[trigali]

There there Jupitus, don't work up a rage,
Or from my words take ombrage.
For the E&E I have naught but respect
Particularly if one of them could get
For my gimp Shadowblade, and extra skill-respec !

 

[trigali]

You know what, Osmosis,
This contest takes the piss.
'Tis my first try, my first dab at this,
And little can I believe, to my stupefaction,
Almost nodoby else but me seems to have inspiration !

 

[trigali]

Which goes to show that SC,
When faced with any
Type of challenge with word
Or sword !
Will not let down the Middies !

Shaeffer, Osmosis,Jupitus
Civy and Visit and Nicodemus
Do you any longer wonder
How The Conclave could muster
The courage to nickname me 'Spammeister' ?

 

[Jupitus]

Your efforts, Trigali, are failing,
PL give SC a good nailing,
Your rhyming is poor,
We'll show you the door,
10-0 I think you are trailing

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Old Nico admitedly isn't quick
His grey matter he has had to pick
As a cloth wearing caster
I die much faster
To Jupi's unseen deadly prick!

Nicodemus
Spiritgimp

 

[trigali]

PL can only beat SC
If - in your own words, I see...
10 to 1 they come against us
And indeed, try and rush us
BTW: what happened to your big anniversary ?

 

[trigali]

Nico, I'm not sure I agree
With your analysis of Jup's anatomy
Unseen for sure most of him may be
But surely there's a typo on 'deadly'
When mentionning his pole, which not even he can see ?

I mean let us face it,
PL may well be full or pricks
But if talking about the Darksadow impetus
It's Lunar, surely not Jupitus
Who wins the contest of shaking sticks !

 

[the_smurflord]

On a change of subject.....

Mid-charge, Hrod is oft wont to scream,
"For England, St. George and Ice Cream!"
The mids cry "Die Pinky!",
but he think that's kinky,
and slams them till they split their seams.

 

[Cavex ElSaviour]

may i chip in seems like fun
please may i? oooh come on
i promise i won't whine
during my rhyme
consider my first limmerick done

 

[Old Nicodemus]

I have tried to do Midgrad proud
but Jupi is just too loud
I salute the Infiltrators
the ryhming dictators
and wander off into the crowd.

Nicodemus
Spiritgimp

 

[Jupitus]

The forums or boards are all free,
For many to try, as you see,
No need to be shy,
Just have a good try,
We'll all have some fun poetry!!

 

[the_smurflord]

Originally posted by Cavex ElSaviour
may i chip in seems like fun
please may i? oooh come on
i promise i won't whine
during my rhyme
consider my first limmerick done

Welcome Cavex to the madness,
where to ryhme people try their damndess
the albs' efforts variable,
the mids' are just terrible
yet it helps to relive this boards' blandness.

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Hrodlebert would be proud
Smartee Ice cream I have just devoured
Chunky Choc
makes my tastebuds proc
with colours that are very loud.

Nicodemus
Spiritgimp

 

[civy]

Nolby Pride have moved to emain
Their zerging became a big pain
LOE fought back
With bigger zergs they attack
Isn’t it time for someone to flame

 

[trigali]

I'm running out of inspiration
There's almost no competition
The only thing that's not running out of momento
Is Jupitus's gigantic Ego
When's the man going to learn his lesson ?

 

[the_smurflord]

Tis true, LoE zerged Nolby Pride
but in emain it did turn the tide
with the zerg size increasing
many are thinking of leaving
But this infils' not for suicide

 

[the_smurflord]

Trigali's rhymes could be neater.
He needs to learn about meter.
The pace of his rhymes,
do grate at times.
But of mine? They couldn't be sweeter.

 

[Cavex ElSaviour]

trigalie's lines are not so 1337
get down to earth with your feet
even nico the mid
pwns you you git
but alb >mid yes indeed

 

[trigali]

Quality of rhymes isn't the question
If you really think I try to be "l33t"
Your I.Q. must be pretty pathetic.
I'm going at it with Zerg ambitions:
The more posts I make, the less competition.

T'would be wasted on you, to use other tactic.
I really fail to see your claim as a "critic"
You really think you are so high up above me
Maybe you ought to start worrying for your knee
For I am a Kobold: that's where my blade, I stick.

Now were I to be faced, with a real creator,
A superior mind I could call my mentor
Then without a doubt, I would pay attention
Someone like Dozi, my dear Guild-master
(Whom I'd like to salute, he grew one year older
Just the other day, and in all candour).

But to dedicate too much energy
On pleasing peasants such as you and Civy,
Is really a long way from my motivation
Which goes no further than waiting eagerly
For the day to arrive at it's full completion.

It is however, I will admit, my hope
That the above verse, somewhat altered your thought
Of my ability to respect the meter
You have to keep in mind, I'm but a foreigner
And English for me still, can be somewhat a chore
Especially today, as I have this cold sore.

I'm not trying to make you take me in pity
God forbid a Hibbie, on me to have mercy
Or an Avalonian, during the next standoff
On some frontier PK, to stop and look at me.
To make sure and avoid such a situation,
The best words I could use, to finish this fantoche
Of a poem, can only be : Fuck off !

 

[old.The McScrooges]

The limmericks have been just dandy
The 5 lines were fine
I have but one whine
Trig's shorter, would've been handy
Hrm time for my brandy?

 

[Cavex ElSaviour]

It's not he language that is faulty
the content, the form was haughty
your english my dear
can be written without fear
now back to topic and dont be so naughty

 

[trigali]

Aw come on ! I was so proud of my last effort

 

[Jupitus]

The truth it is plain to see,
We should not all diss Trigali,
His efforts are fair,
He is language aware,
I read all his poems with glee

 

[old.The McScrooges]

Too much to read!
Far more than I need!
But Jupitus is right
Trig's poem did rock
Just I'm a lazy... person

 

[Zogoroth]

Plz stop my head hurt

 

[old.Psi]

Old Visit at this is not bad,
Quite a talent he must have had,
But as an assassin,
He might just be lacking,
And he has a small penis.

Wait...

 

[Cavex ElSaviour]

that doesnt rhyme

 

[old.Psi]

Really? Hadn't noticed..

 

[datruth]

Psi be of good heart,
Rhyming is after all an art,
Bumpage is required,
I'm getting too tired,
Of nothing that sound's like a laugh!


keep it up