bored - Impromptu Limerick Contest

[Jupitus]

A better attempt made by Nic,
Including 5 lines is quite slick,
But rhyming is tough,
It's not all just fluff,
Keep trying - one day it will stick.

 

[trigali]

My dear old Sheaffer,
Jup's E&E, it's nice for sure
For what he's not telling you
Is that he's deserting all of you
Testing the SI new pastures
Which should let our air get pure.

 

[civy]

Lord Jupitus has to much time to kill
His rhyming is sapping my will
The one about Myste
I bet she is pissed
I hope she doesn’t make a mountain out of a mole hill

 

[the_smurflord]

Tis with joy that I have to report,
that Nico made a witty retort.
While his last try at verse,
made us all vilely curse,
the new one was worth more than nought.

 

[old.Tyraette]

So close, yet so far, my mid friend
Once again youve hit a dead end
You were perfectly fine
Til you hit the last line
You didnt quite get the rhyming blend

 

[Jupitus]

To come here from Savage Conclave,
It shows he is really quite brave,
But rhyming takes class,
So I'll raise a glass,
And dance on Trigali's new grave.

 

[trigali]

If it takes my demise
For you with us to have a glass
Then is it with pleasure
And I will not demure
Of myself to make an ass

 

[old.Tyraette]

Oh Trigali, theres something I wish to flame
WHY THE F CANT ANYONE SPELL THE NAME!
Its not rocket science
if you use that appliance
in your noggin; its called a brain


<disclaimer: <huggles Trigali> noone can spell my name >

 

[Jupitus]

So people may think it banal,
But I'm glad someone mentioned Azal,
The little blue smurf,
Needs a serious nerf,
I'd rather trade blows with a Jarl!!

 

[Old Nicodemus]

You try rhyming at work while ill
Staring at spreadsheets you have to fill
I have some pills
but I have to pay my bills
with a supplier who is full of ill will!


better?

Nicodemus
Spiritgimp

 

[old.Tyraette]

A pattern is beginning to form
That whilst mids excel in sheer brawn
Their limericks are shite
Not seen one go right
Return home and wait for poets to spawn

 

[Jupitus]

So Nic finally gave us a show,
Go Nic! I mean, really Go!,
Your efforts improving,
A poet, in grooming,
Even if he is still so slow

 

[Jupitus]

I really feel sorry for Nic,
At work when feeling so sick,
But get the job done,
The bread will be won,
Then Camelot icon double-click!!

 

[old.Tyraette]

When duelling Jupi hit me with a perf
And I wondered - infil's need a nerf?
Are infils skills so limp,
Or is jup just a gimp?
Mind you..look at the size of his girth

 

[old.Tyraette]

Oh bless, the poor lads under the weather
With his limericks, im at the end of my tether
How can i improve,
and get him in the groove
Shame his class cant wear infil leather

For our secret you see is in the clothes
We look so good, when we flex in those
Leather is tight
So when we fight
We pwn them into limerick death throes

 

[Old Nicodemus]

A message I have made
has been sent to Jupi's fair maid
she happily responded
that she was already bonded
to a gimp that happens to fade!


Nicodemus
Spiritgimp

 

[trigali]

Originally posted by old.Tyraette
When duelling Jupi hit me with a perf
And I wondered - infil's need a nerf?
Are infils skills so limp,
Or is jup just a gimp?
Mind you..look at the size of his girth

How is this possible ?
Jupi's skills are risible !
He will only let his sorry ass close, cheeky beggar !
To a grey con caster
Or esle he'll be seen in the middle of a Zerg.

 

[Jupitus]

Come, Damini, show some compassion,
For I am clearly on a mission,
With posting so cool,
To make mortals drool,
Custom nick, please, it is all the fashion!!

 

[Jupitus]

'Tis true, Trig, I do tend to tank,
Some call me an absolute plank,
I run at the front,
Straight at something blunt,
Then die, yelling 'god mezz is wank!'

 

[trigali]

How about one for Kemor !
For his style is quite a bore,
maybe this group's inspiration
Could be best put to fruition
Putting in verse GOA's aversion
For anything outside's Mythic's code core :

"We would like it reminded
That you should not be tempted
To use 3rd party software
Which will make our life a nightmare
But stick to the game as it was delivered !"

 

[trigali]

If you share your account, you'll get sacked
Don't even think of going out shouting "Hack !"
Whatever you think you can tell Rightnow
We don't want to know let me tell you right now !
You deserve to be thrown out from the pack.

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Coming to a milegate near you
Infil's Red, orange, yellow and blue
You thought you were buggered
until Shaeffer blundered
and you died to infil number two!


Nicodemus
Spiritgimp

PS.. Good lord I might be getting the hang of this!!!!

 

[trigali]

We would strongly recommend you read again the CoC
For if you do something that goes against its text
Because you stupidly think cheatin's better than sex
Don't be later surprised we cross your name with 'X'
So go on, enjoy, play straight, don't go and be a... prick.

 

[civy]

Sixty mids arrived at excalibur
But the army was of a low a calibre
The whipped out their rams
And found they’d brought prams
Another relic raid ends in a howler

 

[Jupitus]

Kemor's actually quite a nice bloke,
With a laugh and a smile and a joke,
But mess with the rules,
You're joining the fools,
With accounts that have gone up in smoke

 

[trigali]

Originally posted by civy
Sixty mids arrived at excalibur
But the army was of a low a calibre
The whipped out their rams
And found they’d brought prams
Another relic raid ends in a howler

To my utter shame and displeasure
I can only read this treasure
And admit to myself that we brought
To ourselves the above quote
For our attempt was such a pathetic failure

 

[trigali]

Jup of course the DAoC police
Figures highly on your friend's list
By polishing their shoes and on them 'coming on'
You got us all very pissed :
You are beta testing the DAoC add-on !

I will admit freely
That it's just jealousy
And I could easily
Pick as well on Sparky,
But he's away currently.

 

[Jupitus]

It's true that I have Shrouded Isles,
At home it brings out many smiles,
But playing a caster,
I couldn't die faster,
Still, I do tend to die with such style!

 

[trigali]

That may not be untrue,
But tell me how can you
Expect us to take your word
When you
Are alone playing in this new world.

Let us in and we'll be happy
To come and for ourselves see,
If with grace and alone you fall.
We could even help, it's no trouble,
(for the last line, I'm in trouble)


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Lend me your ear, I want a word
If you are hacked,
You're pretty f**cked
You can change your Account password
But not your subscription's ! Ack !

 

[Jupitus]

GOA police I am not, I'm afraid,
This rumour to bed will be laid,
I help with the testing,
When others are resting,
But the shop, on release, will be paid.

We watch for community feeling,
When with other players we're dealing,
'My name is not nice'
'Hendrick's raising his price'
'To RightNow will you please be appealing'

So please give us helpers a break,
We're so stressed our hands start to shake,
I try to relax,
Paint over the cracks,
Was it all just one huge big mistake?