bored - Impromptu Limerick Contest

[old.Tyraette]

title says it all really.

shove your best DAOC related limericks down here

heading for a bacon sarnie then ill start on some of mine.

Limerick Contest from last year

the best link, to the buildup to the duel I cant find on the PL forums

know where it is Jup?

 

[old.Tyraette]

bah, friday morning, imagination failed me. heres an old one :/

There once was a troll from Midgard
who considered himself rather well 'ard
He went to Emain
Got pwned again
and respecced to become a hib bard.

I'm so excited, Id run a mile,
To get a copy of Shrouded Isle
I hope and i pray
Those guys at GOA
Make sure the patcher has _every_ file

 

[Jupitus]

You mean.... this?

http://www.theguildhall.net/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=24409

 

[Jupitus]

So Jup never played as a caster,
And with Shrouded Isles found new pasture,
A Necro he rolled,
And feeling quite bold,
You've never seen one die any faster!

 

[old.Tyraette]

thats the one

was damned if i could find it

 

[old.Tyraette]

Shaeffer took the path of a reaver
On camlann and became a damn griefer
Claimed he was l33t
At the number he beat
Chain killing greys without needing a breather

 

[the_smurflord]

For a break, Shaeffer journied to midgard.
Rolled a skald cause he'd heard they were well 'ard.
When he took his new troll
out for a stroll
he got killed by a frog. What a retard!


(edited for typos)

 

[Jupitus]

Now Templars are known for roleplaying,
Now't wrong with that, I am saying,
But Shaeffer's a goon,
In real life and Toon,
Please come and give him a slaying!!!

 

[the_smurflord]

When hunting alone on the frontier,
Shaeffer tried not to display his intense fear,
But when from out of the west
came Jup in a dress,
the horror on his face did become clear.

 

[old.Tyraette]

For the record, dear smurf, im a celt
Midgard was too drab, I felt
Im now a nice bard
I'll send a postcard
Of Lady luris, they made my heart melt

 

[old.Tyraette]

Now Jup in a dress utterly blew my mind
So I came to Barrysworld and I whined
About his courage debuff
As enough is enough
Its impossible to resist, youll find

 

[old.Tyraette]

Originally posted by Jupitus
Now Templars are known for roleplaying,
Now't wrong with that, I am saying,
But Shaeffer's a goon,
In real life and Toon,
Please come and give him a slaying!!!

Now dont diss any Templar Knight
Cos we'll pwn you with our limerick might
We'll kick your arse
Its a blast from the past
Remember what happened at the last fight?

 

[civy]

Najwa went for a ganking
Of mids in sauvage that were wanking
She was shocked to her teeth
When Gustav unsheathed
And proceeded to give him a good spanking


My first ever limerick

 

[Jupitus]

When faced with an infil called Visit,
Most enemies don't really give a s**t,
They laugh in his face,
and dress him in lace,
It's really a sight, never miss it!!

 

[Jupitus]

The Templars they came to the contest,
And throughout it we all did our very best,
But happenings dark,
Had all left their mark,
With Rasp, our key player, hidden in a chest!

We battled it out nonetheless,
Despite Shaeffer's desires for a dress,
But timing was tight,
At the end of the fight,
We lost, but we did so with great finesse!!

 

[the_smurflord]

An assassin in lace is a sight,
that often gives people a fright,
but what no-one can doubt
is that comfort wins out
as long as the leather's nice and tight.

 

[old.Tyraette]

lol smurf best one so far

If by finesse you mean utterly shite
Then dear Jup, youre 100% right
You ran out of time
When trying to rhyme
As for Rasp, he wussed out and took flight

 

[Old Nicodemus]

There was an Ickle Infil called Jupi
Who came across a lost Hibby
He snuck up behind and started to smile
And was promptly ganked by Azal!



Nicodemus
Spiritgimp

 

[the_smurflord]

Originally posted by old.Nicodemus /Pryd
There was an Ickle Infil called Jupi
Who came across a lost Hibby
He snuck up behind and started to smile
And was promptly ganked by Azal!



Nicodemus
Spiritgimp

Poor old Nico came to this forum to rhyme,
Alas what was missing was time,
In his haste to complete
and prove he was l33t
he forgot to include the last line.

 

[Jupitus]

Nicodidimus is funny at times,
He says some ridiculous rhymes,
But being so slow,
He's hardly past 'go',
And jailed for 'poor limerick crimes'.

 

[Jupitus]

We ran out of time, it's been said,
But Lady Myste kept the time in her head,
I've since often pondered,
And curiously wondered,
Did 2 minutes get so much shorter in bed?

If so, then let people know,
That Jupi may be very slow,
Put rhyming aside,
And stop being snide,
Isn't that just what leaves that warm glow?

 

[old.Tyraette]

Now Jup, dont let me call Myste
You know what she's like when pissed
She'll scream and she'll curse
itll be something much worse
than a 100year sleep til youre kissed

 

[Jupitus]

Now Lady Myste is indeed very smart,
Uses words like a beautiful art,
But sadly, it's true,
She met up with you,
And Hendrick, the silly old fart.

 

[Jupitus]

The 100 year kiss isn't new,
In fact it all started with you,
But being so crusty,
With lips stale and musty,
All she did instead was just spew!!!

 

[Jupitus]

Now Hendrick's a crafter of skill,
His crafting a sign of true will,
But looks he aint got,
Oh no, not one jot,
Please Myste, don't stop taking the pill!

 

[old.Tyraette]

Yknow, considering youre E&E
Youre not very nice to me
Its all unprovoked
Ill get you revoked
And then ill pwn you, slap you around some, get you dressed up in a bumblebee suit with little pink flowers, and frogmarch you in Emain so all the zerglings can have a good giggle

sorry. creative moment

 

[Jupitus]

Awww Shaeffer, don't feel so downhearted!
I hadn't really begun to get started,
It's true I am nice,
But E&E like some vice,
So my words of rhyme I've imparted!

 

[the_smurflord]

At these slurs on a friend I protest,
In crafting Hendrick tries his best,
With the withering heat,
and the sparks at his feet
It's not his fault he's become a grotesque.

 

[Jupitus]

It takes one to know one they say,
So Visit, do get down and pray,
He may be so vile,
And can't even smile,
But you're no oil painting now, eh?

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Jupi and Smurf are so quick
At making a smart Limerick
I wish I could Ryhme
but I haven't the time
To produce a verse that is artful

Nicodemus
Spiritgimp