Best quotes thread

[Cyfr]

[09:11] <xrn> imo you should start working out so you can suck your own cock
[09:12] <zip[PE]> tried it when i was young

 

[Sharma]

[08:29:23] (Athena): any sign of Tony yet ?
[08:29:38] (panna): 'the' tony?
[08:29:41] (Athena): yus
[08:29:45] (specceh): nope
[08:29:59] (Athena): as in DBs, Tony, Tone, ToeKnee, My Sex God of Croydon
[08:30:05] (Athena): My = Mr
[08:30:06] (FozzySon): lol
[08:30:08] (Athena): I can assure YOU ALL

Meep meep!

 

[Athena]

ID spot check

<Sharma> I didnt get asked for ID in centre parcs and i was 15


athie
xx

 

[Athena]

wotcha boobies

<Sharma> Mental Note: Deodorant and Nipples do not mix.


keep them comiong Sharma

athie
xx

 

[Cdr]

* Sharma flashes his 2" weener
<Sharma> Wheee nobody can see it!

hehehe

 

[Yoni]

[13:03] <drJones> and you are?
[13:03] <Yoni> yoni
[13:03] <drJones> how old are you ?
[13:03] <Yoni> old enough
[13:04] <drJones> no serious m8 i aint getting at you but how old are you
[13:04] <Yoni> older than most in that channel
[13:04] <drJones> d00d im just interested
[13:05] <Yoni> why
[13:05] <drJones> 15 ?
[13:05] <Yoni> no
[13:05] <drJones> higher ?
[13:05] <Yoni> please go peacefully and talk to dbs or ttd when they get online
[13:05] <drJones> wtf u crying about?
[13:06] <drJones> am i actually upsetting you ?
[13:06] <Yoni> i asked you to go you are on a perm ban
[13:06] <Yoni> talk to the bosses about it plz
[13:06] <drJones> god ur such a gooey little creeep, its only a irc channel, perhaps u should go out and get a bird
[13:09] <drJones> anyway moff out now, i suggest u go and get ur nob sucked for a change rather than cry in an irc channel on a sunny afternoon. Its nothing personal just sick and tired of the same old shit from people on irc.
[13:10] <Yoni> I hate to tell you but I dont have a nob
[13:10] <drJones> than thats even fucking worse
[13:11] <Yoni> your a mysoginist?
[13:12] <drJones> yer
[13:13] <Yoni> thankyou you have just created some wonderful likes for the quotes of the day thread

 

[RandomBastard]

[10:49] <Sharma> Id rather eat shit tbh
[10:49] <Mobius-> i ate shit once
[10:49] <Mobius-> its disgusting

 

[Sharma]

[10:48:18] (Spinky): Reckon i'll go make meself a bacon egg + black pudding barm
[10:48:25] (lecter): black pudding
[10:48:27] (lecter): yuk
[10:48:28] (Sharma): Ewww
[10:48:33] (Spinky): It's tasteh
[10:48:38] (Sharma): Coagulated pigs blood
[10:48:38] (Sharma): ;/
[10:48:39] (Spinky): like, mm, pigs blood
[10:48:46] *** adams901 has joined #freddyshouse
[10:48:48] (Spinky): Although it's not just that ^^
[10:48:52] (RandomBastard): dont dis blackpudding
[10:48:54] (Spinky): there's the fat as well
[10:49:04] (Sharma): "wow"
[10:49:08] (Mobius-): almost wrote 1 page ;/
[10:49:12] (Sharma): Id rather eat shit tbh
[10:49:19] (Mobius-): i ate shit once
[10:49:21] (Mobius-): its disgusting
[10:49:23] (Sharma): ...
[10:49:31] (Sharma): QUOTES THREAD TBH
[10:49:36] (Mobius-): i came out the train station and my mate kicked a pile of leaves in my face, which were coated in wet dog shit
[10:49:39] (Athan): and you're not the only one thinking that, Sharma
[10:49:45] (Mobius-): it was fucking gross, believe me


Muhahahaha!

 

[Munkey]

heh. idiots

 

[Munkey]

[13:12] <wiz|work> Futar^tvatta du har annars en affär i hornstull som säljer sånna saker'
[13:16] <Yamatto> English Motherfucker!
[13:16] <Yamatto> Do you speak it!
[13:16] <wiz|work> no
[13:16] * Yamatto shoots wiz|work half a dozen times.
[13:16] <wiz|work> i speak swedish

 

[]SK[]

<SK> someone tell me to get off my arse and go cut the grass
<SK> no woman around atm

Gosh I said that ages ago, didnt know someone was using it as a quote ;o

 

[kosh]

(16:10:45) (@FozzySon) Go suck a sheep :/
(16:10:45) (+Draig) i am curious