being chatted up by a gay?

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on thursday i had the (mis)fortune of being chatted up by a hommer.

i must say i found my self getting curious :eek7:

he was definatly better at it then any woman.

do you gays goto a secret training society to get shown how to do it propley? :eek6:
 

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rofl
well ive barely ever approached many times myself, and if i have ive never been mistaken and they ended up straight:p
my technique
see someone i like, smile across the room at them, or whereever i am, if they smile back, turn away turn back if they're still looking bigger smile or grin, and usually they;ve came up to me or winked... then just end up chatting :p or more lol
i think its quite a good skill though, im not even mildly camp, and i dont go parading around in 'the scene' as i prefer just being around just the usual crowd of people that clubs have, but specifically being straight or gay places
 

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the thing is, he knew perfectly well i am straight. but he was certainly trying his hardest to convert me.

bad thing is i nearly did, untill i rememberd the gf is sat next to me.
 

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tris- said:
the thing is, he knew perfectly well i am straight. but he was certainly trying his hardest to convert me.

bad thing is i nearly did, untill i rememberd the gf is sat next to me.
ROFL!!! happened to me once....told him to fuck off...lol
 

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i dont mind it lol. it was pretty hillarious. cos he kept coming out with all these lines and i was laughin in his face, but they still worked.
 

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tris- said:
bad thing is i nearly did, untill i rememberd the gf is sat next to me.

Haha :p i can just imagine it :D Tris completely mesmerized slowly homofying.
 

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just give him what all gays deserve a smack.









Lol naa i dont care about gays do what they want its there life just dont do it infront of me.
I remember in my school days we had this gay kid who just toched me leg turned around and broke his nose that would be my response to any gay that tried to chat me up
 

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i never understood the hate towards gays. they can do what the fuck they want to me for all i care. well obviously not kissing etc. id say stroking the arm is about it.

whats so wrong with a homo stroking your arm, when you know you are going to sexor a lady sometime soon anyway?

imo, the only people who dont like gays are people not secure with their sexuality :p

too scared you might convert and the thought of penetrating the shit pipe is too much to handle.
 

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Elkie said:
just give him what all gays deserve a smack.

Lol naa i dont care about gays do what they want its there life just dont do it infront of me.
I remember in my school days we had this gay kid who just toched me leg turned around and broke his nose that would be my response to any gay that tried to chat me up

Dude, i can understand you not being comfortable with a gay guy groping you. But seriously, most gay people are picky. If one decides to brave the open waters of heterosexuallity to chat you up, take it as a compliment.
 

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Dude, i can understand you not being comfortable with a gay guy groping you. But seriously, most gay people are picky. If one decides to brave the open waters of heterosexuallity to chat you up, take it as a compliment.

i agree with ya man...gettin violent with em an shit is pointless....its kinda like a guy goin to chat up a girl an her batterin him cos she aint interested.
just tell em to fuck off seems to work :p
 

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thing is, im not sure why you need to be so rude about it?

either have a laugh about the whole thing or say politley sorry but no.
 

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had a gay bloke at my old job who fancied me, was quite flattering really, ended up being quite good friends, they arent all like the mincing wankers you see on TV.
 

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nevermind eh:p not everyone is as open-minded and post-modern as some
but tbh if it was a girl, which has happened many times, i just find it very funny:D take it as a compliment, if someone wants you that bad tells you something about you ;)
i know lots of straight friends who go to gay clubs a lot as mostly these places are filled with straight people too:p and they love the attention
 
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Got a gay in me school, used to be good mates with him,can't remember why we ain't now though. But they way he talks and go's on really does my fucking head in
 

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Raven said:
had a gay bloke at my old job who fancied me, was quite flattering really, ended up being quite good friends, they arent all like the mincing wankers you see on TV.
:worthy:
 

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dunno if anyone heard of it, but i also visited canal street.

full of gays all over, and the atmopshere was class. no tension anywhere, no drunken yobs shouting shit at everyone.

nothing to worry about at all tbh. could just sit there and didnt need to care who or what was happening around you.
 

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The friends i have that're gay are the funniest people on the planet. 'nuff said really :p
 

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Vladamir said:
The friends i have that're gay are the funniest people on the planet. 'nuff said really :p

You found Outlanders tail yet? :)
 

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dont see why folks get bothered by it tbh.
getting told u are hawt aint a bad thing imo:D
unless ofc the other person is a complete swamp donkey then you could take it as a bad sign they thought they had a chance with ya:p

bit like when i attracted the attentions of the fat blond goth girl at college, she lusted after me for a few weeks so i just took to tryna avoid her.was a bit scared tbh. someone that size tells ya they wanna eat u ya cant be sure if they mean cunnilingus or actual for dinner:eek7:
 

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lilmissnaughty said:
someone that size tells ya they wanna eat u ya cant be sure if they mean cunnilingus or actual for dinner:eek7:
rofl xD
 

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you obviously arnt funny either then :(
 

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One my best mates is gay, the thing is hes really sexual frustated atm its quite annoying like everything me or my mates say or do he will try and turn into something sexual, has anyone got any tips on setting him up with another homo so that he can pound his little man into some meat and stop being so god damn sexual frustated?

Much thanks

Mey.
 

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Mey said:
One my best mates is gay, the thing is hes really sexual frustated atm its quite annoying like everything me or my mates say or do he will try and turn into something sexual, has anyone got any tips on setting him up with another homo so that he can pound his little man into some meat and stop being so god damn sexual frustated?

Much thanks

Mey.
pm'd you :p
 

tris-

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cant you be a good friend and just bend over for him?
 

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a few of my gf's at school decided to try lesbianing because one actually was a real one and the rest saw how attractive to guys it made her lol, when she came out to me i told her great im happy for you.... dont be trying it on with me though cos i think your a minger (was joking because she was a very attractive gal but wanted to let her know i was cool with it, had guessed anyway).

have no problem with people being gay, straight, not fussy whatever, i cba trying to define people by their sexuality though i mean surely someones personality is more important than what they like in bed.

anyhoo if i was in that situation and single i'd have a go as peoples mums seem to be fond of telling them you cant tell if you like something if youve never tried it!
 

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tris- said:
cant you be a good friend and just bend over for him?

As much as that would be the good friendly thing to do.. no!

I know that emo girls like guys who are gay and shit, but i've already pulled a scene girl (and i've just started the wankathon aswell - schoolboi :() so i don't need to show her that im in touch with my gay side.

But thanks for the idea :D
 

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