being chatted up by a gay?

[Mey]

haha i was chuffed tbh, because im a metal head. I've been getting like myspace message telling me not to die (see: Information / opions required thread for story) before she does because she would cry and stuff

 

[Blackjack]

pm'd you

Hahaha why am i not surprised

 

[Mikah75]

Hahaha why am i not surprised

how rude, what is that supposed to mean eh!

 

[tris-]

i think it means you like anal

 

[Tesla Monkor]

If it wasn't for women, I'd be gay too.

 

[Kalgarn]

never had that much.except a few times old drunk guys who couldn't keep their hands of me in a pub.pretty annoying tbh,i allways tried to be friendly but after a while i just threw them out of the pub or something like that.
got some gay friends though but they never made a move.not that i mind,as long as women still come i'm not complaining

 

[Mikah75]

i think it means you like anal

omg lol

 

[Blackjack]

how rude, what is that supposed to mean eh!

You know perfectly well what i mean

 

[tris-]

nsfw, but may help with the lads problem

Spoiler

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/flesh-light-anal-male-masturbation.htm

its a link to a sex toy shop

 

[Mikah75]

not everyone is as vulgar as yourself
and not all gay people enjoy that kind of activity
same as straight people really

 

[lilmissnaughty]

lolz u shameless lil manslag mikah
ur m8 do homedelivery mey?revolutionary online anal takeaway service..
u should patent that so long as u dont get arrested for pimping

 

[Ezteq]

nsfw, but may help with the lads problem

Spoiler

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/flesh-light-anal-male-masturbation.htm

its a link to a sex toy shop

hmm a torch with an asshole at the end....


*bites lip*


resiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist!!! noooooooooooo you must fight it!!! dont make any jokes about chavs becoming security guards.............dont do it!!!

 

[Mey]

lolz u shameless lil manslag mikah
ur m8 do homedelivery mey?revolutionary online anal takeaway service..
u should patent that so long as u dont get arrested for pimping

haha brilliant!

 

[Mikah75]

lilmiss ... well.. not recently unfortunately:< too busy with school

 

[lilmissnaughty]

aww see if the homedelivery service was up an runnin u wouldnt have to go out to pull.
u could do ya homework while u wait for ur reward to arrive
plus if u dont get it all finished that whats doggystyle was invented for..
u can carry on typing and get jumped at the same time, now thats what i call multitasking.

 

[Blackjack]

The brand new thing for busy gay people;
"homodelivery service"

 

[Mikah75]

ooo arn't you clever
came up with that all by yourself eh eh xD!

 

[Blackjack]

ooo arn't you clever
came up with that all by yourself eh eh xD!

No, i have a little albino gay boy on a leash that helps me come up with jokes

 

[Mikah75]

lol i bet! is he a slave you brought and sits under your desk doing bad things

 

[lilmissnaughty]

yep he sits under the desk an beats blackjacks one eyed snake but only cos sometimes it spits at him.

 

[Blackjack]

yep he sits under the desk an beats blackjacks one eyed snake but only cos sometimes it spits at him.

no no, he sits in his little pink basket and plays with his "ass torch" when he comes up with a good joke, i go out and buy him a well endowed male prostitute. But only if it's a really good joke

 

[Mikah75]

no no, he sits in his little pink basket and plays with his "ass torch" when he comes up with a good joke, i go out and buy him a well endowed male prostitute. But only if it's a really good joke

too small to do the job yourself?

 

[Blackjack]

too small to do the job yourself?

wouldn't want to rip the poor thing in 2 :touch:

 

[Mikah75]

sure meight

 

[tris-]

wtf is going on with my thread ffs.

 

[Blackjack]

sure meight

 

[Blackjack]

wtf is going on with my thread ffs.

I blame Derric! We can still do that.. right?

 

[tris-]

this thread has turned gay tbh

 

[Blackjack]

this thread has turned gay tbh

Bound to happen

 

[Himse]

Thread about gays... expect gays to enter


<stares at Blackjack>