anyone up for a pint?

[Ch3tan]

Busty young slutty blondes?

 

[Lazarus]

rubbing their hands through your hair?

 

[TdC]

while next door nikki talks dirty to me with a fake french accent?

 

[Chilly]

deep fried mars bars should be tried once and only once. I went twos with a mate on one and half was plenty I can tell you!

 

[TdC]

I was thinking it would be like eating a chocolate filled spring-roll. How was yours?

 

[Bodhi]

Try a Deep Fried Snickers, they're much nicer. I won't be in Edinburgh sadly, I currently live in Stoke on Trent with me folks and can't afford to move anywhere else.

Brynn has a point though, there are a lot of faggots in Edinburgh, luckily they stay away from the good bits (i.e Manga and The Fantasy Bar) as no one else likes them either. Actually sorry that's a bit homophobic, gay people rock, I think everyone should be gay. That way the human race would die out as no one could reproduce! That would be way cool man!


Er.....

 

[Natswoo]

Niceness is genetic in scotland. With such a small gene pool it turns out that we're all really quite friendly.

Other possibility is that we're drunk 1/2 the time... ( i is 1/2 Scottish)

P.S. Ello Chilly

 

[nath]

I think everyone should be gay. That way the human race would die out as no one could reproduce! That would be way cool man!

Quite right. Ban condoms and fellatio too!

 

[old.user4556]

Edinburgh is the greatest city in the UK. Fact.

Hmmm well, it's also full of stuck up Edinburgh people - therefore it would be the greatest city if you burned all the people there . As for Edinburgh uni, well, it's full of English people - clearly Edinburgh uni was third choice after oxford/cambridge .

 

[Bodhi]

Quite right. Ban condoms and fellatio too!

They are so like not the same thing, man. Condoms and fellatio are good things (stop STD's and I don't need to point out why fellatio is a good thing. If I do you've clearly never had it). Gays are like boobless women, and what's the point in them then. What are you supposed to stare at during shopping conversations eh?

 

[nath]

My point clearly being that neither condoms nor fellatio promote the existence of our species. Numbfuck.



Plus, (I know you're only dicking about) but why do so many people associate tolerating homosexuality with actually finding cocks attractive?

 

[leggy]

Leggy : Any chance you could make it down on Thursday?

I wish I could mate. If I lived closer I'd be there every other day. I take it you mean thursday the 14th (i.e. tomorrow)?

 

[TdC]

tomorrow indeed. I arrive around 11, and afaik Will, his gf, myself and my mate Max are all out for a meal and a couple of pints later. ofc, if you will be in on friday or perhaps during the weekend give me a shout here and I'll try and get in an internet cafe at some point on saturday.

 

[Bodhi]

My point clearly being that neither condoms nor fellatio promote the existence of our species. Numbfuck.



Plus, (I know you're only dicking about) but why do so many people associate tolerating homosexuality with actually finding cocks attractive?

cos if you found fannies attractive you'd be straight. Quite obvious I thought.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well since you like the gay subject so much, a friend of mine gave a damn good point, albeit a bit scary:

"Only a gay man know how to give another man a proper blowjob. You got to have it to know how to use it."

 

[Ch3tan]

Bodhi you should be the new face of John Smiths.

 

[Danya]

cos if you found fannies attractive you'd be straight. Quite obvious I thought.

You can be straight without wanting to heard all the gays off into a gay-ghetto away from "decent" people.

BTW, you just proviking a reaction or are you really that insecure about your sexuality?

 

[nath]

cos if you found fannies attractive you'd be straight. Quite obvious I thought.

You do know that tolerating homosexuality doesn't mean you have to be gay, right?

 

[old.Tohtori]

<--That's a homophopic smiley!!

 

[nath]

How do you know the yellow smiley isn't a girl?

 

[old.Tohtori]

How do you know the yellow smiley isn't a girl?

Umm...'cause...

Err...

:wub: <--neither of those has boobs so it's gay

 

[Danya]

Nah, it's lesbians actually!

 

[dysfunction]

Bodhi you should be the new face of John Smiths.

No Peter Kay Rules!!

 

[old.user4556]

"Only a gay man know how to give another man a proper blowjob"

From a purely technical perspective, then perhaps.

What makes a blowjob "proper" for me is when the wife is being all slobbery, plenty tongue, occasional "cheek/tongue slap" thrown in with porno talk - that's proper.

If it was a man doing that, i'd be really fucking repulsed - so no, he wouldn't be doing it properly because it would be a man so it's completely wrong.

Gay people are very nice people.

 

[Bodhi]

Well since you like the gay subject so much, a friend of mine gave a damn good point, albeit a bit scary:

"Only a gay man know how to give another man a proper blowjob. You got to have it to know how to use it."

Sorry but that is absolute bollocks. A gay guy has tried to tell me this before (I swear he was using it as a chat up line the sick fuck) and I said exactly the same to him. I asked him the same question I'm going to ask you - If you have a cock to know how to use it properly, why do handjobs off birds (who don't have cocks last time I checked...was a couple of weeks ago mind, this may have changed since then) feel so much better than having a wank? I mean it's my cock, I should know how to use it best non?

Anyway I don't hate gays, I just dislike them. Bunch of prissy drama queens.

P.S Homophobia != latent homosexuality. Being racist doesn't mean you're insecure about the colour of your skin does it?

 

[nath]

No but it often signifies some sort of insecurity about yourself or fear of something.

Anyway - why does it make the gay guy a sick fuck if he was chatting you up? Would you clasify yourself as a sick fuck if you tried to chat up a lesbian?

 

[Doomy]

Sorry but that is absolute bollocks. A gay guy has tried to tell me this before (I swear he was using it as a chat up line the sick fuck) and I said exactly the same to him. I asked him the same question I'm going to ask you - If you have a cock to know how to use it properly, why do handjobs off birds (who don't have cocks last time I checked...was a couple of weeks ago mind, this may have changed since then) feel so much better than having a wank? I mean it's my cock, I should know how to use it best non?

Anyway I don't hate gays, I just dislike them. Bunch of prissy drama queens.

P.S Homophobia != latent homosexuality. Being racist doesn't mean you're insecure about the colour of your skin does it?

Yo do come out with some utter tripe dontcha!

Getting someone else doing it for you is better because its errrrr. Not you doing it. Probably why going to a restaurant is so enjoyable, probably why coffee in the morning is sooo much better done by someone else

And also consider the fact that when a woman 'goes to work' on you (for need of a better explanation) it may not be the usual pop in your left sock that youve become accustomed to that youll end up with. Quit wanking less and you might understand one of these days.

Also 'not liking' gays is pure homophobia really. I sure as hell dont like gay practises, makes me feel ewwww, but thinking about it they do as many heterosexual acts acts as 'Heterosexual couple' do. And to dislike a mass of population for it is very childish and blinkered.

 

[Frizz]

No but it often signifies some sort of insecurity about yourself or fear of something.

Anyway - why does it make the gay guy a sick fuck if he was chatting you up? Would you clasify yourself as a sick fuck if you tried to chat up a lesbian?

There is such a thing as being so open minded, that your brain can fall out, nath.

 

[nath]

Perhaps, but nothing I've said falls in to that category tbh

 

[Bodhi]

I don't like bodhi

There cut your drivel down to four words which say pretty much the same thing. Stick to the console forum fence boy.

Oh and I dislike French people. I guess deep down it's cos I know I'm French.


Or it could be cos I lived in France for 18 months and I know they're a bunch of *****. By the same logic all the gay people I have run in to on my travels have been utter ***** as well. You guys see my logic yet? You show me a safe faggot, and I'll show you the french for "personal hygeine" or "no paperwork".