Anyone here a virgin?

[Stazbumpa]

Whats worse is if she's on top and she sneezes or coughs after you've just finished.


ITs like the second cumming.

 

[Will]

Originally posted by Wij
The bit when you want to roll off and sleep with a big grin is always spoiled by the cry of "don't bloody move until you reached those tissues six foot away without pulling out."

So so so so so so so so true.

The real nightmare is when the tissues are in the bathroom. Its all your fault.

 

[Testin da Cable]

that is frighteningly true

 

[Lester]

Aye....

so romantic when the tell-tale sign that you're gonna get some is the ceremonial brushing of the teeth and fetching of the bog-roll.

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by Lester
Aye....

so romantic when the tell-tale sign that you're gonna get some is the ceremonial brushing of the teeth and fetching of the bog-roll.

lester4tehwinn !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

 

[Wij]

(best post eveh btw)

 

[old.ignus]

here's a question for those who don't have relationship sex.
Have you ever tried to flush a condom?

 

[Gumbo]

You're not meant to, cos it's not environmentally friendly, (wrap it in toilet paper to flush it).

 

[old.ignus]

No you have to wrap it in an entire bog roll for it to go, and if you tied it off first you've got no hope its the same as a Mr Bond turd, you flush it down and "we meet again Mr Bond"

 

[Wij]

It's easy. Bit of bogroll and off it goes.

 

[Testin da Cable]

...for baby dolphins to choke on

 

[leggy]

Evil personified, hurting the baby dophins.

I just lob them out the window into the playpark.

 

[Testin da Cable]

I wash them and re-use

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by leggy
Evil personified, hurting the baby dophins.

I just lob them out the window into the playpark.

Poor dolphins

 

[moomin]

can women have femdoms


dunno what they're like

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by moomin
can women have femdoms

what, as opposed to men having them???

Afaik theyr called femidoms because theyr used by the female of the species.

 

[~Lazarus~]

Ever tried these with a condom :

1. Filling it up with water.
Youd be surprised how much it hold - enough to have a bath in!

2. Attaching to the exhaust of a car.
Great to see

3. Pulling over your head and inflating.
Good for a party piece.

 

[-fus-]

Originally posted by ~Lazarus~
Ever tried these with a condom :



3. Pulling over your head and inflating.
Good for a party piece.

isnt that what you're meant to do...oooh THAT head.

 

[Brunore]

Another good thing to do with condoms:

Blow em up at christmas and put em up with the balloons and see if anyone notices.

And a top tip from meh:

If a women ever asks if your a virgin, say yes, women love the thought of corrupting men, worked for me loads of time...

Her: "so, are you a virgin or not?"

Me: "Of course I am, i'm waiting until I get married"

Her: "Oh, really"

an hour later and the deed is done, nob wiped on the curtain and taxi booked.

 

[moomin]

poor curtain

 

[old.ignus]

Just heard some great news on the radio, regular masturbation reduces the risk of prostate cancer, they say 5 times a week is enough but I want to be sure.

 

[FatBusinessman]

*stockpiles tissues*

 

[leggy]

Originally posted by old.ignus
Just heard some great news on the radio, regular masturbation reduces the risk of prostate cancer, they say 5 times a week is enough but I want to be sure.

If I had prostate cancer it would be cured by the end of the day

 

[old.Fweddy]

I now repel cancer.

 

[Lester]

Would it work for breast cancer?

 

[leggy]

no but it works for cancer of the lady

 

[old.ignus]

what, you mean like breast cancer.