Anyone here a virgin?

[Clowneh!]

me

 

[doh_boy]

me because I never 'spoke' to him.

also





yes

 

[whipped]

I wish I was. Then I wouldn't have been with my ex-girlfriend and life would be a lot simpler

 

[Ono]

So, all those who've done it. Is it as hot and sweaty as the films make out?

 

[old.milou]

Originally posted by Nibbler
...I already have aids. According to Bodhi.

Bodhi once called me an "UNT" when we played UT with TdC, Dys etc. Suppose I need a little more work for the full treatment

 

[(Shovel)]

Originally posted by mank!
I must be one of the few people on here he's not told to die of AIDS, anyone else been granted this luxury?

I've spoken to him and not caught aids. Remember kids, use protection.

 

[wolfeeh]

hot and sweaty

yes, it fucking is... :/

my gf doesn't have a shower either, just a bath, it's a right pain in the arse.

 

[pcg79]

Re: hot and sweaty

Originally posted by wolfeeh
yes, it fucking is... :/

my gf doesn't have a shower either, just a bath, it's a right pain in the arse.

should see your doctor about that

 

[FatBusinessman]

Originally posted by (Shovel)
I've spoken to him and not caught aids. Remember kids, use protection.

:uhoh:

You have problems, you know that?

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by Ono
So, all those who've done it. Is it as hot and sweaty as the films make out?

In this fucking weather yes

 

[Testin da Cable]

my gf's back tomorrow

 

[Panda On Smack]

yeah, i'm bored of her now

 

[Testin da Cable]

you must have gotten hold of the wrong one then

 

[FatBusinessman]

Originally posted by Panda On Smack
yeah, i'm bored of her now

Panda = teh w1n

 

[Sar]

Originally posted by Ono
So, all those who've done it. Is it as hot and sweaty as the films make out?

Only when you do it right.

 

[whipped]

And also when you do it wrong

 

[Sar]

I wouldn't know.



;D

 

[whipped]

Damn!

 

[Sar]

When I do it, I do it right - even if she moans it's wrong, IT'S RIGHT DAMMIT WOMAN!

 

[mank!]

I can vouch for this.

Come back to bed Sar! *purr*

 

[Sar]

Nein!

Ich mache ze wallpapers fur meine mobile...

 

[mank!]

pfft, rejected

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by Sar
When I do it, I do it right - even if she moans it's wrong, IT'S RIGHT DAMMIT WOMAN!

"It's the wrong whole you bastard !!!!!!"

"But it feels so tight..."













*pump earhole*

 

[Lester]

"whole"?


V poor. see me after.

 

[old.ignus]

sounds like an offer

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by Lester
"whole"?


V poor. see me after.

Ooops. Sorry

*see lesty*

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by Ono
So, all those who've done it. Is it as hot and sweaty as the films make out?

What I have noticed is that the movies always ignore the bit where the woman stands up and all the spent juice runs down her thigh and she whinges about the smell, and they never seem to lose the juice on the sheets, and then find it 4hrs later as they roll into it on the pillow.

Not that these things have ever happened to me of course.

 

[mank!]

That's just put me off sex for life, ta. I'll celebrate my celibacy by cracking one off!

 

[Wij]

The bit when you want to roll off and sleep with a big grin is always spoiled by the cry of "don't bloody move until you reached those tissues six foot away without pulling out."

 

[Sar]

Originally posted by Wilier
What I have noticed is that the movies always ignore the bit where the woman stands up and all the spent juice runs down her thigh and she whinges about the smell, and they never seem to lose the juice on the sheets, and then find it 4hrs later as they roll into it on the pillow.