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Ch3tan
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Heh, as tempting as it is, remmeber you'll have to work together afterwards. Go for it by all means, just make sure you dont annoy your other "friend".
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~Mobius~
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Thats what I mean. What if I am crap and then she tells everyone at work, I'll be a laughing stock ... and the fact I have to work with her...boy thats going to be awkward.
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Ch3tan
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Thats not what I meant. First you need to sort yourself out -you have no self-esteem.
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Krazeh
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You gotta learn somehow
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Any
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Kill her afterwards.
Remember, if there arent any witnesses then its not illegal...
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Tom
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That might happen in the school playground, but in the real world people are a little bit more understanding. What goes around, comes around.
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Farsight
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Well, I presume the Sophie thing has waned a bit?
If you fancy this girl and she wants your body, who are you to refuse?
And if she's only sixteen or so, I very much doubt if she's had a decent lover yet, so i shouldn't worry about being "crap"
Just make sure you read up on female anatomy and know what everything does, and where to go
If you fancy this girl and she wants your body, who are you to refuse?
And if she's only sixteen or so, I very much doubt if she's had a decent lover yet, so i shouldn't worry about being "crap"
Just make sure you read up on female anatomy and know what everything does, and where to go
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~Mobius~
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Sophie goes clubbing and gets stoned and shags people, were to different.
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Mellow-
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She clearly only said that because she wasn't interested in you, heh
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Mellow-
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Use this Sophie bird as a friend, she no doubt has some nice mates which you can use this whole learning process to get into one of her friends knickers.
Don't tell them you play computer games
Don't be too nice
Be a git
Tell them they are fit
Give the impression you are confident, even if you aren't
All the hair and clothing advice works though, make yourself look smart, otherwise you'll never even catch their eye, let alone make them want to get to know you.
Bare in mind you have to see her at work, so don't be too much of a cheeky git to her
Don't tell them you play computer games
Don't be too nice
Be a git
Tell them they are fit
Give the impression you are confident, even if you aren't
All the hair and clothing advice works though, make yourself look smart, otherwise you'll never even catch their eye, let alone make them want to get to know you.
Bare in mind you have to see her at work, so don't be too much of a cheeky git to her
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gremlin
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Heh Heron Wood, unlucky. I think our lot from Heath End used to go out and beat your lot up.
Heath End massif!!
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gremlin
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Why dont you try all the above? You might even find you enjoy it and it'll help undo the damage that going to an all-boys school has done?
Get out there man, live it up a bit.
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~Mobius~
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I dont abuse my body and the world I live in.
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Munkey-
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I wish to add alcohol to that list of stuff to do.
That is all
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Jupitus
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Mobius is too sensitive a sort to date Sophie, in my view. You seem to have different lifestyles and views and however lovely she may be, my advice would be to stay away... sorry
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Jonaldo
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We're wrapping young Mobiman in cotton wool here a bit the best way to learn is to make mistakes, get hurt and become battle hardened as such
Only thing to worry about with girls in the workplace is office politics (ie. if she's more popular than you then don't screw her over or you'll never get away with it)
the best way to learn is to make mistakes, get hurt and become battle hardened as such Only thing to worry about with girls in the workplace is office politics (ie. if she's more popular than you then don't screw her over or you'll never get away with it)
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rynnor
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Sorry Mobius but I think she probably has you tagged as a friend rather than anything else - however this is actually the best thing for you though it may not feel like it.
If you have a good girlfriend you can learn an awful lot - plus you could display a bit of interest in going clubbing and she's pretty likely to invite you along with her mates which is all good.
As I see it theres two schools of seduction - the confident/extrovert/straightout asking em way (which you cant really learn and actually decreases in effectiveness as you get older and women wise up) or the talking/amusing/interested route.
I'd suggest you go for the second way - it requires less confidence, is unlikely to cause offence and can get you a lot of female friends which in itself is worth its weight in gold!
The only downside of method 2 over method 1 is its not too good at nightclubs due to not hearing each other try and find out who throws regular parties and see if you can get in on em - parties are a great hunting ground for available women!
Happy Hunting
If you have a good girlfriend you can learn an awful lot - plus you could display a bit of interest in going clubbing and she's pretty likely to invite you along with her mates which is all good.
As I see it theres two schools of seduction - the confident/extrovert/straightout asking em way (which you cant really learn and actually decreases in effectiveness as you get older and women wise up) or the talking/amusing/interested route.
I'd suggest you go for the second way - it requires less confidence, is unlikely to cause offence and can get you a lot of female friends which in itself is worth its weight in gold!
The only downside of method 2 over method 1 is its not too good at nightclubs due to not hearing each other
try and find out who throws regular parties and see if you can get in on em - parties are a great hunting ground for available women!Happy Hunting
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Munkey-
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The amusing route doesnt work damnit! All you get attracted to you are girls three years below you and the wierd/ugly ones.
Not that I'm being base here and they do all have great personalites.
Have to agree with the party comment tho. Nothing better than them to meet and chat/dance with girls.
Not that I'm being base here and they do all have great personalites.
Have to agree with the party comment tho. Nothing better than them to meet and chat/dance with girls.
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rynnor
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The oddest thing about this stuff is that when you are actually going out with someone suddenly your getting 10X the interest off other women than you were getting when single - says something about the competitiveness of women I suppose?
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Munkey-
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Something to do with being an item? The psyche of woman is unplumbed
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Tom
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The psyche perhaps.....
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~Mobius~
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Sorry to bump an old thread but, the girl who offered me a "quickie" is now getting married, she is 16 and the guy is 20.
Am I the only person who finds that a bit weird? Oh and she still keeps asking me how I feel about her.
Am I the only person who finds that a bit weird? Oh and she still keeps asking me how I feel about her.
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Summo
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Oh dear God she really isn't ready to get married.
Is she actually getting married, or is she just engaged? I knew a girl who was never happy unless she was engaged to someone. Didn't seem to matter who.
Is she actually getting married, or is she just engaged? I knew a girl who was never happy unless she was engaged to someone. Didn't seem to matter who.
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~Mobius~
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She told my friend and many other people at work she was getting married, and when I asked her she said, "he proposed to me but I said no because I like you." I just ignore her now.... headfuck.
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Munkey-
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i know a 16 year old girl from middlesborough who's getting married to a 21 year old beddouh. Now that is fucked up.
