Sex Advice required!

[opticle]

Can we hear what your doc says next week please ?

 

[old.user4556]

What's your opening line going to be?

"I can't cum" ?

 

[Calaen]

What's your opening line going to be?

"I can't cum" ?

well theres certainly no point in it not being like I said i'm not embarrased at all, he's seen my cock, when my foreskin closed up leading to me being circumcised. I've had cameras up my arse for my colitis, had issues from my colitis causing me to ejaculate with blood mixed in.

Telling him my penis isn't really feeling it during sex is probably the most normal thing I said!!

 

[old.user4556]

Jesus mate , cameras up the bum, cock on show - sounds like Wij's surgery.

 

[MYstIC G]

Jesus mate , cameras up the bum, cock on show - sounds like Wij's surgery.

Sounds more like his fantasy I'd imagine.

 

[Lakih]

Sounds more like his fantasy I'd imagine.

Or just another date

 

[old.user4556]

Or "dinner table etiquette".

 

[TdC]

Lets go to a fancy dress as these two?

mmmm I'll suck your tentacle if you suck mine baby

 

[TdC]

Or "dinner table etiquette".

I read that as dinner table ejaculate, sorry

 

[Bodhi]

We all know it is because, deep down, you would prefer to fuck a goat. Get it over with man, your scotum must be a space hopper by now.


Although you may hurt the goat. I'm not sure if they can take 35 litres of man fat up the arse. This may cause a rupture.

 

[Cemeterygates]

Wow, I thought I kept that secret. Obviously that was taken a few years ago before Ted got fatthecunt and I gained weight. Love it. Unfortunately I think someone has airbrushed my cock out of the pic.

And your..... hmm...is twice in the same thread acceptable?

We all know it is because, deep down, you would prefer to fuck a goat. Get it over with man, your scotum must be a space hopper by now.


Although you may hurt the goat. I'm not sure if they can take 35 litres of man fat up the arse. This may cause a rupture.

35 liters?! Mate, they don't call him "Womble" for nothing!

 

[caLLous]

I read that as dinner table ejaculate, sorry

You're just rubbing one out it in now.

 

[Wij]

Gs (mystic and big) and lakih:

 

[Huntingtons]

Have you checked if youre a girl? not ejaculating is normally their problem.

 

[Wij]

Have you checked if youre a girl? not ejaculating is normally their problem.

Cal IS a girl. Everyone on FH has known it for years. He just denies it though.

That's why I said the same thing, only funnier, earlier in the thread.

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[old.Tohtori]

Wij should know, they're married afterall.

 

[Cerb]

Hi folks,



Now I'm aware it's probably some metal block

 

[old.Tohtori]

That's how i look when i meet a paladin in PVP.

 

[Azurus]

'I'm all messed up doc, I don't know whether I'm cuming or going!'

 

[Calaen]

An update!!! after a couple of weeks of not trying to think about, it all is well again.

I am now getting aroused and feeling it completely when Eddie is getting contact!! Yay!!!!

 

[Fweddy]

Is Eddie your boyfriend?

 

[Job]

 

[Calaen]

Is Eddie your boyfriend?

erm no that's the name of my penis!