Sex Advice required!

[Chilly]

Is this thread really happening?

 

[old.user4556]

Afraid so.

 

[Cerb]

Are you wanking or getting some? My mate kept moaning how he couldnt spill his beans while he was fucking some troll-look-a-like, now he's upgraded to a little hottie he keeps moaning about he cums in seconds

He needs to use the tried and tested "Can I name every player on the team I support?"

2 problems sometimes come from this though

1. After a couple of weeks of of running through the names you get too quick at doing it

2. Before that happens though you run into some tough questions. Assuming everyone is healthy am I starting Valencia or Nani on the right? Do Anderson or Cleverly get a look in? Rooney as a false 9 or a full forward?


And then you realize you are having a full thinking session about men while having sex

 

[megadave]

Definitely not good advice for Liverpool fans

 

[Scouse]

I don't know. If I was thinking about Liverpool I may miss the open goal and go in off the post instead

 

[Aoami]

Remove rib, apply lips to bellend, then remove. Repeat until desired affect is acheived.

 

[old.user4556]

Or maybe you're suffering from latent gayness.

 

[Chilly]

Try out some niche wanks

 

[Bahumat]

What about a danger wank?

 

[Calaen]

I'm going to see my doc next week. I'm going to tell him I've lost my mojo

 

[Scouse]

I'm going to see my doc next week. I'm going to tell him I've lost my mojo

Good on ya lad

 

[Deebs]

I'm going to see my doc next week. I'm going to tell him I've lost my mojo

Good call. Took the opportunity to change your custom user title....

 

[Calaen]

Good call. Took the opportunity to change your custom user title....

haha Gee thanks

 

[Cemeterygates]

While that's quite funny, Deebs, it's also kinda harsh.

Who NOSE, it could be quite serious

 

[Deebs]

While that's quite funny, Deebs, it's also kinda harsh.

Who NOSE, it could be quite serious

Fucknut.

 

[Sydrik]

While that's quite funny, Deebs, it's also kinda harsh.

I dunno, I'm still laughing...

 

[Cemeterygates]

I was merely setting up for the punch line!

 

[Ch3tan]

Where is FH doc when you need him??

 

[old.user4556]

In all seriousness, it could all be in the mind.

Every time you're about to pain(t) the ceiling, you're worrying about not painting the ceiling, so you mentally block it.

Or something.

Edited by Deebs: To fix Big G's typo

 

[Bahumat]

Try wanking to this?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ypJnDZ0QDkY/SS0QONMEVJI/AAAAAAAAFUw/WDhqvJdmOig/s1600-h/octopus.jpg

 

[Wij]

Try wanking to this?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ypJnDZ0QDkY/SS0QONMEVJI/AAAAAAAAFUw/WDhqvJdmOig/s1600-h/octopus.jpg

*fap*

 

[TdC]

Try wanking to this?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ypJnDZ0QDkY/SS0QONMEVJI/AAAAAAAAFUw/WDhqvJdmOig/s1600-h/octopus.jpg

I did, and came copiously. Was thinking of you the whole time though Bahu

 

[MYstIC G]

Good call. Took the opportunity to change your custom user title....

Massive? What have you two been up too?

 

[Deebs]

I did, and came copiously. Was thinking of you the whole time though Bahu

Eww, slimy shit. That stuff comes out of a working cock. Unlike Calaen's.

Massive? What have you two been up too?

I am trying to get him back on his bike...

 

[Sydrik]

The single most impressive thing about this thread is that it made it a whole page before it got derailed.

 

[Deebs]

The single most impressive thing about this thread is that it made it a whole page before it got derailed.

It did?

 

[Bahumat]

I did, and came copiously. Was thinking of you the whole time though Bahu

Lets go to a fancy dress as these two?

 

[Deebs]

Lets go to a fancy dress as these two?

Pics if you do

 

[old.user4556]

I was googling for "Kemper Fi" for more pics of that hot girl in the R2D2 outfit and came across this image of Deebs And TedTheDog from oldé Barrysworld days.

 

[Deebs]

I was googling for "Kemper Fi" for more pics of that hot girl in the R2D2 outfit and came across this image of Deebs And TedTheDog from oldé Barrysworld days.

Wow, I thought I kept that secret. Obviously that was taken a few years ago before Ted got fatthecunt and I gained weight. Love it. Unfortunately I think someone has airbrushed my cock out of the pic.