Sex Advice required!

[Calaen]

Hi folks,

I'm having a problem ejaculating it just won't come out at all!!! I am aroused to the point where I'm leaving patches on my boxers, but during sex/masturbation there just isn't anything there at all. It's really freaking me out.

Now I'm aware it's probably some metal block, but I thought I'd ask the FH faithful to see if anyone has had any similar experiences and could point me towards someone that may be able to help!

I've just been out a bought a box of Kalms to see if they will take my mind off it and I'll obviously be having a pop tonight. But I'm at a total loss

 

[caLLous]

I hope you mean mental block otherwise wtf have you been putting anything metal up there for? :\

 

[Chosen]

I am not sure if this is serious or not.

But if it is, contact you're doctor!

 

[Calaen]

yeah it is a serious post, I don't really feel like talking to my doctor If I really go at it force it I can get to the point of no return. But it feels robotic no emotion attached to it at all.

@ Callous ofc mental

 

[old.Tohtori]

So orgasm, but shooting blanks?

You having a lot of wanky/sexy time? Might need a week or two break to let stuff gather up.

 

[Calaen]

no i've not been getting it regular at all, but i've also kinda not been masturbating either.

No orgasm but a very heightened sensation all over my body. Just nothing downstairs at all!

 

[Cyradix]

Often or just the last once or twice?

 

[Aoami]

fhrape?

 

[Soazak]

Rub it harder.


But if serious, you're probably just not turned on enough. You know, like morning boners. Might be distracted due to shit that may be on your mind. Try some really dirty porn.

 

[opticle]

If you're no longer ejaculating nor feeling aroused and you're worried, there's no harm in going to a drop in GUM clinic. They're dead easy and they can reassure you that everything's Ok within a couple of hours for free - can't really argue with that.

They're embarrassing as fuck at first, and it's an effort to go to them, but the reassurance is totally worth the effort and it'll save you weeks of worrying.

 

[Lamp]

Phone NHS direct - avoids the embarassment of a doctors visit & they might have some practical advice (better than whipping it out on a table down your pub and asking your mates for advice)

It might just be stress related, or could be something more serious like a blockage. Any lumps?

End of the day, if it continues, take opticle's advice and see a medical professional.

 

[Edmond]

Have you been on any medication? things like anti-biotics have always caused me a few 'problems' in the past

 

[ECA]

(better than whipping it out on a table down your pub and asking your mates for advice)

I've been doing it wrong all these years!

 

[Tom]

Go to the doctor. Heck, mine didn't even blink when I bent over and showed him the bloody haemorrhoids clustered around my nick so I doubt yours will be worried about playing with your knob.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Failure to ejaculate and any male sexual problems are sometimes indicative of heart trouble. You need to see a GP and soon. It could well be nothing, it could well be mental, but it could be serious. Get it checked.

 

[Zenith.UK]

Are you on citalopram or some other SSRI?
They're known for raising the threshold required to get off... for both sexes apparently.

 

[DaGaffer]

You've only got a finite amount. That's it. You're done. Game over man.*








*(I am not a doctor. Go see one).

 

[Calaen]

Go to the doctor. Heck, mine didn't even blink when I bent over and showed him the bloody haemorrhoids clustered around my nick so I doubt yours will be worried about playing with your knob.

Ah it's not that, my doctors seen every part of me also. I was just seeing if there was any quick fire advice on me chilling the fuck out and not worrying. I plan to get drunk tomorrow and try again!

 

[Fweddy]

Wij is a doctor. Let him examine you and I guarantee there will be trouser snot everywhere.

 

[Helme]

Wij is a doctor. Let him examine you and I guarantee there will be trouser snot everywhere.

How will that help Calaen though? I mean, it's his penis thats acting up here..

 

[Bahumat]

Hi folks,

I'm having a problem ejaculating it just won't come out at all!!! I am aroused to the point where I'm leaving patches on my boxers, but during sex/masturbation there just isn't anything there at all. It's really freaking me out.

Now I'm aware it's probably some metal block, but I thought I'd ask the FH faithful to see if anyone has had any similar experiences and could point me towards someone that may be able to help!

I've just been out a bought a box of Kalms to see if they will take my mind off it and I'll obviously be having a pop tonight. But I'm at a total loss

See a blacksmith?

Don't do it for 5 days, then go hell for leather when the mood takes you.

 

[Scouse]

I plan to get drunk tomorrow and try again!

You're so repulsive that you have to be drunk to wank? Jeez, feel for ya man.


Oh. BTW - man up and go see yer doc

 

[Punishment]

Dream of someday owning THIS CAR !!!

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3184845

*Splooge*

 

[MYstIC G]

This thread requires 100% more Wij

 

[Nate]

As a Qualified FH Doctor I recommend you loose weight.

Really should stop asking/searching for medical advice on forums that have nothing to do with it Go and see a fucking doctor!

 

[Wij]

Hi folks,

I'm having a problem ejaculating it just won't come out at all!!!

actually female ejaculation is very rare so you shouldn't worry about it petal.

 

[TdC]

Dude, relax and stop compulsively flailing at your Mr Wiggly. It will come back to you yo, and you'll be the seksuhal giant you were before. Also, see a doctor maybe eh?

 

[leggy]

Are you on citalopram or some other SSRI?
They're known for raising the threshold required to get off... for both sexes apparently.

What he said...

I would say that I know this from experience. Made me last like a legend. No more thinking of tractors for me!!

 

[Bigmac]

Get some Viagra, I've heard the 007 ones give a mighty boost!

 

[megadave]

Are you wanking or getting some? My mate kept moaning how he couldnt spill his beans while he was fucking some troll-look-a-like, now he's upgraded to a little hottie he keeps moaning about he cums in seconds