Well, I wanted some choccy!!
I will buy em both something on my way home from work
She emailed me when she got to work. The eldest wasnt too bothered, but the youngest was in tears aye!!
When I were a lad, I used to get a transformers advent callender every year, and my evil advent stealing bastard of a dad used to steal the first 14 days of chocs every year, then carefully re-seal the little doors. Every year in tears I would ask why?
Now I know, the world isn't fair, it's a lesson I am passing on to my kids.
I filled your back story out a bit.
So what you are saying is.... that you are lame?
No, I never opened the little doors, stole the choccy and resealed the doors. Thats uber tight.
Actually what you want to do, since opening the door will remove the "rip" sound from it, is this;
Get a sharp knife or scissors.
Cut out the back of the calendar.
Remove all choccies.
Glue the INSIDE of the calendar doors.
Glue/tape the back on again.
Watch fustration after fustration as they try to open the doors, turn into disappoinment and tears.
What?! I thought Uggboots were way out of fashion these days? And those who bothered getting em would just get cheap knock-offs.. Can't believe that they are that expensive!
Sounds like you got plenty of experience!!!!!!
Anyway, they are both getting 2 x pair of ugg boots for xmas. Thats SIX HUNDRED QUID! SIX HUNDRED!!!
Did you hear me?
SIX HUNDRED? We dont have a TV in the bedroom cos the little maddams want uggboots.
So they can at least suffer a bit.
You cant appreciate pleasure, without tasting sadness first.