Advent!

[Ezteq]

OK if you have one post what you got in yours this morning and we'll see if we can keep it going until the big door on the 25th

I got a Lidle advent calendar (yeah, i'm poor)

This morning I got a little train!

 

[Bugz]

I got a tree & the missus got a cracker!

P.S mine is a Bart Simpson one!! :d

 

[CorNokZ]

I got a scratch and win calendar! 1mil Dkr by the 24th GO GO GO!!!

 

[Marc]

We put individual chococlate orange segments in our advent callender type thingie. The kids were dead excited last night, arguing over who was having the first one.

I ate Dec 1 - Dec 14 last night when everyone was in bed and scuttled out of the hourse before our lass and the kids woke up.

I bet there was mucho tears this morning

 

[Ch3tan]

Fucking LOL Marc, you total bastard.

 

[CorNokZ]

fucking lol Marc you evil bastard

 

[Ezteq]

rofl marc you are...as stated previously, a bastard hehe

 

[Marc]

Well, I wanted some choccy!!

I will buy em both something on my way home from work

 

[CorNokZ]

I bet your missus will be pissed as she recieved all the crying

 

[fl3a]

im a poor student, and as such i dont have an advent calendar but instead a case of beer. one beer every morning until the 24th is THE way to go!

 

[Ezteq]

Well, I wanted some choccy!!

I will buy em both something on my way home from work

lol just look out for tiny snipers on nearby roof tops, I can just see em now with their fisher price laser scopes trained on your forehead whispering into their fisher price walkie talkies "I have the advent robbing bastard in my sights...I'm taking him out!"

 

[Marc]

She emailed me when she got to work. The eldest wasnt too bothered, but the youngest was in tears aye!!

When I were a lad, I used to get a transformers advent callender every year!!

 

[Ch3tan]

She emailed me when she got to work. The eldest wasnt too bothered, but the youngest was in tears aye!!

When I were a lad, I used to get a transformers advent callender every year, and my evil advent stealing bastard of a dad used to steal the first 14 days of chocs every year, then carefully re-seal the little doors. Every year in tears I would ask why?

Now I know, the world isn't fair, it's a lesson I am passing on to my kids.

I filled your back story out a bit.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I just spent the first day of this holiest time, advent, in preparation to the coming of our lord, jesus christ.

*cough*

Yeah, didn't think so, you choccie eating bastards

I got nada as i bought nada, but to get me in the "spirits", i i think later i'll get Left for dead 2.

Oh yeah, did i mention it...bah! Huimbuh!

 

[Marc]

I filled your back story out a bit.

LOL eating the chocolate and then resealing the little doors!!!!!

Thats lame that

 

[Ch3tan]

So what you are saying is.... that you are lame?

 

[Marc]

So what you are saying is.... that you are lame?

No, I never opened the little doors, stole the choccy and resealed the doors. Thats uber tight.

 

[Marc]

Its like putting a hole in the bottom of a can of beer, emptying the contents, pissing in the can, plugging the hole up and passing your mate a "tinny"

 

[Bugz]

I dread the day your kids turn 18 Marc!

 

[old.Tohtori]

No, I never opened the little doors, stole the choccy and resealed the doors. Thats uber tight.

Actually what you want to do, since opening the door will remove the "rip" sound from it, is this;

Get a sharp knife or scissors.
Cut out the back of the calendar.
Remove all choccies.
Glue the INSIDE of the calendar doors.
Glue/tape the back on again.
Watch fustration after fustration as they try to open the doors, turn into disappoinment and tears.

 

[Marc]

Actually what you want to do, since opening the door will remove the "rip" sound from it, is this;

Get a sharp knife or scissors.
Cut out the back of the calendar.
Remove all choccies.
Glue the INSIDE of the calendar doors.
Glue/tape the back on again.
Watch fustration after fustration as they try to open the doors, turn into disappoinment and tears.

Sounds like you got plenty of experience!!!!!!

 

[Marc]

Anyway, they are both getting 2 x pair of ugg boots for xmas. Thats SIX HUNDRED QUID! SIX HUNDRED!!!

Did you hear me?

SIX HUNDRED? We dont have a TV in the bedroom cos the little maddams want uggboots.

So they can at least suffer a bit.

You cant appreciate pleasure, without tasting sadness first.

 

[CorNokZ]

What?! I thought Uggboots were way out of fashion these days? And those who bothered getting em would just get cheap knock-offs.. Can't believe that they are that expensive!

 

[Marc]

What?! I thought Uggboots were way out of fashion these days? And those who bothered getting em would just get cheap knock-offs.. Can't believe that they are that expensive!

How much are they in Denmark?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Sounds like you got plenty of experience!!!!!!

I'm the resident Christmas hater and Santamas advocater so, yeah!

 

[Bahumat]

I got a tree!

 

[Ezteq]

I got a tree!

you must have the timberland calendar then?

hohoho!

 

[Bugz]

Anyway, they are both getting 2 x pair of ugg boots for xmas. Thats SIX HUNDRED QUID! SIX HUNDRED!!!

Did you hear me?

SIX HUNDRED? We dont have a TV in the bedroom cos the little maddams want uggboots.

So they can at least suffer a bit.

You cant appreciate pleasure, without tasting sadness first.

That's my bills & rent paid for a month

 

[Ch3tan]

fuck that Marc, get the ebay ripp off Ugg's.

 

[Bugz]

I can't comprehend why anyone would want to spend 300 quid for a pair of boots.

That's a fkin wardrobe in matalan/next/new-look or whatever.