6 orgasms in just over an hour! (Necro-thread!!!)

[russell]

I quite like it and find it erotic on so many levels however depends what floats your boat really. I dont like to watch it in pr0n I think it looks horrid.

From a psychological point of view I see it very much as a form of ownership and domination (especially on ones face), but can also understand why some women will not get the same satisfaction from that act. As for cleaning up ones own mess... sex is messy end of and the "sharing" of those kind of bodily fluids inevitable.. isn't it?

Love how you make it sound so 'proper' Yoni, when ones partner 'arrives' on ones face. Like its an everyday occurance that one might see if one looked out of the train window...Tee hee

 

[TdC]

ts an everyday occurance that one might see if one looked out of the train window...

as long as the window is closed why worry

 

[Ignition]

Love how you make it sound so 'proper' Yoni, when ones partner 'arrives' on ones face. Like its an everyday occurance that one might see if one looked out of the train window...Tee hee

It's something that's been 'vulgarised' by porn movies imho, nothing 'improper' about it at all

 

[mycenae]

pRon movies are vulgar full stop....they need no help to become more so. I'm not dissin' 'em, but by their very nature they are....there is no such thing as a 'non-vulgar' pRon movie.

 

[pez]

Lady of the Rings had a plot and dialogue and everything...

 

[Sparx]

Truestory; My friend was in the back garden (the actual back garden of the house and not something else, boomtsh) and there were people in the next garden, but couldnt see them. Just at the point of climax he started screaming "I'm arriving, I'm arriving" he says it was like drying to ride the angry dragon to stay on her hahaha

 

[Will]

That may be the most nerdy thing ever writen on the intertubes.

 

[old.Tohtori]

might see if one looked out of the train window...

"I'm arriving, I'm arriving"

Just...just

 

[Yoni]

Love how you make it sound so 'proper' Yoni, when ones partner 'arrives' on ones face. Like its an everyday occurance that one might see if one looked out of the train window...Tee hee

Well nothing sexual in my opinion is improper as long as it is "safe, consensual and fun" (sorry for the cliche).. What occurs between a couple should be the most magical of experiences and both should make the effort to make that experience wonderful everytime... if it just becomes mechanical then what is the point in being in a relationship you may as well go out and fuck anything that moves?

My use of "one" is an attempt to remove me from any scenarios which maybe discussed in this thread..

 

[`mongoose]

Some people are just greedy.

since my wife and I had kids I'm lucky if I get six orgasms a year

M

 

[elisera]

is it just me or is half the fun in the build up, not in the end game?..

6 in an hour - i know ive been there, but i wouldnt say it was the best sex ive had.. For me, some of the best never involved an orgasm at all..

 

[Yoni]

is it just me or is half the fun in the build up, not in the end game?..

6 in an hour - i know ive been there, but i wouldnt say it was the best sex ive had.. For me, some of the best never involved an orgasm at all..

rep'd for getting the point..

 

[Scouse]

is it just me or is half the fun in the build up, not in the end game?..

If Yoni hadn't got in there first I'd have said it was just you, but then I am a man

 

[TdC]

not every man though

 

[elisera]

If Yoni hadn't got in there first I'd have said it was just you, but then I am a man

Even as a man if you think the best fun is when you orgasm then you have seriously been missing out

 

[Scouse]

Even as a man if you think the best fun is when you orgasm then you have seriously been missing out

Hey! I did say:

I've yet to meet a woman who tries as hard to please her man as the other way around...

But seriously - I class "end game" as the whole sex thing, not just the orgasm.

However, I get bored with two days of txting, having wink-wink comments over meals out etc. I guess it's because, at 34, I've pretty much heard it all before and unless you're with a new woman that side of it loses its sparkle. I guess there's only so many ways you can surreptitiously say "you're gonna get it later" to the same woman

 

[rynnor]

Even as a man if you think the best fun is when you orgasm then you have seriously been missing out

Perhaps, but men are wired very differently from women - orgasm is not really an optional extra but rather a must have for men - arousal without orgasm is actually bad for a mans health.

 

[Overdriven]

there's only so many ways you can surreptitiously say "you're gonna get it later" to the same woman

What you do, is dress up as an Orc (green latex) and say "ME GONNA WAK YER WID MA HAMMAAAAAAAAAAA! WARGGHH" *


May lead to unexpected problems

 

[Scouse]

arousal without orgasm is actually bad for a mans health.

And should be for the woman's. In LAW I tells ya!

 

[Ignition]

is it just me or is half the fun in the build up, not in the end game?..

6 in an hour - i know ive been there, but i wouldnt say it was the best sex ive had.. For me, some of the best never involved an orgasm at all..

I guess in a perfect world you'd struggle to find an 'end game' at all as the journey took over and consumed you entirely, the end game being when you decided that it was over

 

[DaGaffer]

I guess in a perfect world you'd struggle to find an 'end game' at all as the journey took over and consumed you entirely, the end game being when you decided that it was over

Wow, that sounds pretentious. But then I am dead inside

 

[Yoni]

However, I get bored with two days of txting, having wink-wink comments over meals out etc. I guess it's because, at 34, I've pretty much heard it all before and unless you're with a new woman that side of it loses its sparkle. I guess there's only so many ways you can surreptitiously say "you're gonna get it later" to the same woman

Age has nothing to do with it however without sounding insulting imagination and not taking your partner for granted is the key. There are many ways a nice build up can be created... many games and so much fun even after years and years of marriage. I have watched my parents, now over 70 (and please dont all go ewwww we will all get there eventually).. their love for each other still grows daily... and they still have a very active intimate relationship.

I grin as I watch them pass each other in the kitchen... my dad lovingly patting my mums arse, my mum turning round and grinning wickedly. All it takes is work, communication and imagination.

As a child I remember that Sunday afternoons were rest times for us as children or out with our friends as my parents indulged in PSA (pleasant Sunday afternoons).. my dad worked abroad a lot so Sunday really was the only time they had to renew that side of their relationship, especially as I am one of five children. Although they did confess as we grew older to shagging regularly in the bathroom in the mornings before they got us all up for school when dad was home.

I also remember a clichéd phrase my mum told me I think before I was about to be married...

"The secret of a long lasting relationship is that you (meaning me) needs to be a perfect chef in the kitchen, charming hostess when receiving visitors into your home and a whore in the bedroom"....

She was also told by her priest (we are catholic) in the run up to their wedding it was her duty to give out to my father whenever and wherever he chose.... I believe for the most part she adhered to that piece of advice and well nearly 50 years later they still find each other interesting and exciting..

When I talk to them about relationships, they consider themselves to be incredibly lucky, however both of them truly believe that the "younger" generations tend to give up more easily and do not work hard enough to keep their relationships alive.. they see higher levels of separation and divorce as a product of today's throw away society.

 

[elisera]

Age has nothing to do with it however without sounding insulting imagination and not taking your partner for granted is the key....

....the "younger" generations tend to give up more easily and do not work hard enough to keep their relationships alive.. they see higher levels of separation and divorce as a product of today's throw away society.

I completely agree. I know alot of relatively young married couples who throw divorce into the equation all too quickly if they argue/don't speak/don't have sex for a week! They think that if they are just carrying on as normal and things dont fix themselves then the relationship must be over. All relationships need some degree of work to keep it goin and there is nothing wrong with that.

Yoni I think we are definitely on the same wavelength on all this!

 

[Scouse]

Age has nothing to do with it however without sounding insulting imagination and not taking your partner for granted is the key. There are many ways a nice build up can be created...

Don't get me wrong. You still have build up - but not for one second is it the same as it is in, say, the first six months of a relationship.

I have a fulfilling and active sex life but lets face it - women get off on the mental stuff a lot more than the men. Speaking to my male friends (in private, not public mind you) they feel the same way. There's only so long that the build-up side works for men before we want the actual action side too - if the build-up side goes on for too long it becomes a turn-off instead.

We've all been on the end of "there's more to life than just sex you know" conversations with our missus' when we're fit to burst and frustrated...

...men are wired very differently from women - orgasm is not really an optional extra but rather a must have for men...

This is true. After 3 days if I've not chucked a wad I get grumpy, irritated and annoyed. Masturbation doesn't make up for it either. I genuinely believe it's biological - just like some women turn into evil harpies once a month some men turn into rage cannons if they don't "get enough". When I'm single this is the feeling that gets me off my arse on Friday and Saturday night and into nightclubs. I fucking hate dancing but I do it gleefully when I feel like this

The secret of a long lasting relationship is that you (meaning me) needs to be a perfect chef in the kitchen, charming hostess when receiving visitors into your home and a whore in the bedroom

In an ideal world I'd love that to be true - and if you were genuinely taught that then fair play to your mum and hats off to both your parents. However, most of the girls I've ever met have been taught: The secret of YOU being happy is make sure you don't cook without letting him know it's a chore, when being a hostess as long as you're having fun then great but if you're tired then it's OK to be stroppy, and when in the bedroom what you says goes - if you don't like it don't do it, if he doesn't like it then he's being selfish - let him know...

both of them truly believe that the "younger" generations tend to give up more easily and do not work hard enough to keep their relationships alive..

I agree 100% with them. It's not the people though - it's the place. Living in Blighty fucks people up nowadays. I've got friends who swear blind that they'll never date English girls because they're too selfish. I know it goes for the men too...

Oh to meet a woman like you Yoni! The way you describe it you sound like an angel - but I bet the reality lies somewhere in-between

 

[Yoni]

God in no way do I think I am perfect.. I aspire to be in a relationship where I am as happy as my parents, however the perception I have of them, that life is so perfect and that love can be everlasting has probably contributed significantly to my own failed relationships.

It is interesting on one hand I know that relationships HAVE to be worked at. god knows I have seen them work very hard to hold themselves and our family together..

My dad had a kidney removed when I was 3 years old and although in this day an age relatively routine way back then he didn't know if he was coming back... my mum had 4 kids under the age of 12 and a 3 week old baby at the time... later my dad developed sleep apnea... although recognised easily now again back then my mum had to watch my dad suffocating every night for years until something was done.. during that time he spent the majority of his existence during normal waking ours asleep... he could fall asleep standing up, at dinner, in the car etc etc etc and yet they worked through it and are still together today...

However historically I have proven to be unable to work through issues in my own relationships.. All anyone can do is try, try and try again....

Although I may get flamed for my next statement I do actually feel that it contributed to my parents success and that is that fact they are devout Catholics who believe they only have one shot at marriage, and fear of growing old alone and outcast has contributed to how they are... I used the word fear... and yes Catholicism is great at breeding fear and guilt but it seemed to work for their generation.. all my aunts and uncles both sides have stayed together and worked through their differences till death do they part.... For my generation and ones to follow this is certainly not the case.. and although I relish the fact I can choose freely how to live my life, I have to question whether their way is better..

In no way am I saying that you need to be Catholic for a relationship to work.. just that it worked for them..

 

[elisera]

i don't think it is as much down to religion as it was just the cultural stigma that used to be attached to divorce 2 generations ago... My grandparents are married 68 years this year despite all their disagreements and problems over the years.

Half of my relatives are on at least their second marriage (including my dad who has recently married for the 3rd time) with almost all having children from each marriage.

I think seeing so many failed marriages on one hand and my grandparents on the other has helped me be more understanding in my relationships and i'm hoping that once we are married next March that will be me for life

 

[Mey]

Anyone who flames you for saying that you think your parents relationship worked so well is because they are devout catholics is a douche.

 

[Ignition]

Wow, that sounds pretentious. But then I am dead inside

Ah as I said 'in a perfect world'. I wasn't talking about me. As said below a lot of relationships is about 'work, work, work' and if anything I'm guilty of doing that too much to the point where it messed me up and made me pretty unhappy.

Trust me I wasn't trying to be pretentious I really don't have anything to be pretentious about as far as this subject goes, quite the opposite if anything I'm extremely good at, excuse the language, fucking it up

 

[russell]

It's all down to the girl IMHO...

I've yet to meet a woman who tries as hard to please her man as the other way around...

*coughs*
Welllllllll.... hullo there big boy....

 

[TdC]

*gets out video camera*