6 orgasms in just over an hour! (Necro-thread!!!)

[Dark Orb Choir]

i got repped 3 times for one post, does that count ?


me and the gf if we do it right she has about 3 on average but shes had 5 a couple of times, these are not long after each other, say 30-45 seconds and its not the waves, its the "holy fuck, my inside legs are shaking and stomach are shaking" ones. We had a chat about it the other month,l i just wished i could have a multiple, i mea nif you read certain books they say its possible for a bloke but very rare.

 

[Sparx]

Squirting is the way ahead. Trust me on that one, orgasms last for 30 mins

 

[bob269]

Doesn't Kyrten have vacuum cleaner attachments?

 

[Scouse]

In my opinion you are not with the right girl although I do believe that there are many woman out there who think that it is sufflicient to lay on their backs groaning occasisoinally whilst watching coronation street in the background and then wonder why they are left unsatisfied.

However, I think that men should learn to communicate their needs and desires openly. Quite frankly I think in many cases they are scared to and spend copious amounts of time plotting ways to get their partner to try some of the more interesting aspects of sex... always amusing.

TBH I've been with a "few", spoken about it with my mates on many occasions and I stand by original assessment. There's no pressure on women to "perform" so they simply don't try as hard as men do...

I also have no problem communicating my needs or desires - but the onus is on the men to respect what a woman will or won't do and either put up with it or leave her.

To illustrate the above:

I mean penetration, cunnilingus the basics of any staple relationship are usually not enough..

I agree - there's an expectation that cunnilingus is a "basic" of any staple relationship. I know men who don't like performing oral sex for women, but they all munch rug as if their lives depended on it. Yet more than half the girls I know refuse to take a shot in the mouth...

QED.

 

[Dark Orb Choir]

that reminded me of an irc chat log i don't want to read again

 

[old.Tohtori]

I cant believe that you guys dont know what a woman says after she has 6 orgasms!!!!!!!

"Thish nhew drink ish *hic* fhabuloush!"

 

[TdC]

"Thish nhew drink ish *hic* fhabuloush!"

qft. made me laugh long and hard

 

[russell]

TBH I've been with a "few", spoken about it with my mates on many occasions and I stand by original assessment. There's no pressure on women to "perform" so they simply don't try as hard as men do...

I also have no problem communicating my needs or desires - but the onus is on the men to respect what a woman will or won't do and either put up with it or leave her.

To illustrate the above:



I agree - there's an expectation that cunnilingus is a "basic" of any staple relationship. I know men who don't like performing oral sex for women, but they all munch rug as if their lives depended on it. Yet more than half the girls I know refuse to take a shot in the mouth...

QED.

If they dont like it, they will be crap at it. Men who worship the lady garden tend to know what they are doing.

As for swallowing, they just say they dont do it. Bet they do really.

 

[TdC]

I think that men should learn to communicate

they (women) just say they dont do it. Bet they do really.

pfft

 

[Scouse]

pfft

Seconded

 

[russell]

They DO. Dont they?

 

[Scouse]

They DO. Dont they?

Lets just settle on they should

 

[old.Tohtori]

If they dont like it, they will be crap at it. Men who worship the lady garden tend to know what they are doing.

Oh well...*puts on chauvinist hat and robe*

Women who get dumped by men and answer "no" to the question "did you suck his happy place?" get zero sympathy.

And no, a lick and a lifted eyebrow does not constitute a suck.

Always saying "those men don't know what they're doing" or "he doesn't please me well" while most of them don't know how to suck a lollipop, not to mention a...

Not all. Not all at all

 

[Yoni]

Always saying "those men don't know what they're doing" or "he doesn't please me well" while most of them don't know how to suck a lollipop, not to mention a...

That is a straight forward case of lack of communication and a lack of willingless to learn. What worked on your last partner may not necessarily work on your new one for example.....

I guess this is why for me the depth of orgasm only increases with getting to know the person I am with...

For example lets look at masterbation all the partners I have been with have different styles... straight up and down, hell for leather, slowly and methodically only watching and guidance will perfect this for the individual concerned.

 

[rynnor]

me and the gf if we do it right she has about 3 on average but shes had 5 a couple of times, these are not long after each other, say 30-45 seconds and its not the waves, its the "holy fuck, my inside legs are shaking and stomach are shaking" ones.

Hmm - that sounds a bit too close together to be proper orgasms?

We had a chat about it the other month,l i just wished i could have a multiple, i mea nif you read certain books they say its possible for a bloke but very rare.

Meditation/focusing the mind is key...

 

[Yoni]

Meditation/focusing the mind is key...

^^ so true *smiles*

 

[russell]

Alot depends on the sexual chemistry and kissing. Kissing is so important.

Alas the male multiple is a mystery to me. Have had partners who 'arrive' many times but not at the same time.

Surely good sex is about giving and recieving? I would not expect things to be done to me that I had not done back.

 

[Mey]

If i recall correctly from this tantraic sex video we watched in some house in cornwall when we were all blitz its biggest piece of advice was to "share" the experince on multiple levels, sex has to be meaningful for it to be fullfilling or something.

 

[Marc]

lol @ Don Juan DeSparxo in this thread

 

[Sparx]

lol @ Don Juan DeSparxo in this thread

I wont show everyone the PM you sent me asking for tips

 

[Kryten]

Important thing, when done on a "something to do" level and not "making babies" level is for both (or indeed all) parties to enjoy it. Otherwise it's just selfish, there has to be give and take, different people have different boundaries.

But as they say, try everything once, otherwise you're in no position to think you'd not enjoy it

 

[mank!]

internet nerds discussing orgasms.

this forum has plumbed new depths.

 

[Kryten]

Not had one yet then Mank? :kissit:

 

[mank!]

no, i'm not a woman





yet

 

[mycenae]

I have to say that, speaking from experience, I think that 6 in an hour is unlikely, but not impossible. If its multiple, and its one after the other, yes, no problem, bu if its singular and each one is the quivering, shaking type with a come down after each one, then, I am of 2 opinions.....either she's very lucky and that must be a combination of easy to please and very good partner, or at the end of that hour she's going to be bloody sore, walking like John Wayne and not wanting to be touched again for a long time!

On the 'give and take' aspect that has been discussed a bit.....I am firmly on the side of sharing and trying new stuff. As long as its not freakily ick, I would like to think that I would be open minded enough to experiment a bit, and I have no problem being open, honest and candid with my other half. I do have friends who resolutely refuse to go down on a guy....and will do it as a favour at 'christmas, birthdays and anniversaries,' but thats it, and I kid you not. And on those occasions, they either allow him to cum in their mouth then spit it out or wait till he's about to cum and then stop. The idea of swallowing is about as repugnant as drinking a pint of someone elses vomit. I think this is ridiculous, but there is no telling them.

 

[Scouse]

...I think this is ridiculous, but there is no telling them.

I agree. And since I'm on an internet forum and this post will have zero chance of having any effect on my sex life can I be the first to tell all these women that they're shit in bed...

...but we'd still all shag them given half a chance, and tell them they were great

 

[Lazarus]

qft. made me laugh long and hard

been a loong time since you've been long and hard Teedles.

none of those viagra sites working?

 

[TdC]

you'd think the amount of spam I get telling me I can quadruple my load as well as getting a degree and some designer clothes at the same time would have triggered something by now

 

[Scouse]

... I can quadruple my load ...

I was wondering about this. Are women really impressed by getting covered in layers of baby gravy? I find it hard to believe...

 

[old.Tohtori]

I was wondering about this. Are women really impressed by getting covered in layers of baby gravy? I find it hard to believe...

I'm betting the only one caring for the load is babyboomers, porn producers, other men via bragging and seeing as none of them are in the room with you while you do the humpty, hopefully and not counting TdC, it means crap all.

Ok, maybe a babybooming woman might care, but even then the load ain't gonna be anywhere in sight :lol: