6 orgasms in just over an hour! (Necro-thread!!!)

[Overdriven]

I was wondering about this. Are women really impressed by getting covered in layers of baby gravy? I find it hard to believe...

Oh god. I remember this happening once, my instant reaction was to burst out laughing, couldn't stop for like 20 minutes afterwards. I felt so bad for her, but then, I couldn't stop laughing

From females I know, they don't tend to like it. I mean, how would you like to clean your own off you? =< Not fucking funny, body-hair + "baby gravy" ==

 

[Yoni]

Oh god. I remember this happening once, my instant reaction was to burst out laughing, couldn't stop for like 20 minutes afterwards. I felt so bad for her, but then, I couldn't stop laughing

From females I know, they don't tend to like it. I mean, how would you like to clean your own off you? =< Not fucking funny, body-hair + "baby gravy" ==

I quite like it and find it erotic on so many levels however depends what floats your boat really. I dont like to watch it in pr0n I think it looks horrid.

From a psychological point of view I see it very much as a form of ownership and domination (especially on ones face), but can also understand why some women will not get the same satisfaction from that act. As for cleaning up ones own mess... sex is messy end of and the "sharing" of those kind of bodily fluids inevitable.. isn't it?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yoni don't mind OD, it's been 10 years since his last encounter of the sexual kind(well, technically), and even then if one droplet of sweat hits him from the opposing partner, he runs out of the room screaming "Unpure!!!" at the top of hsi lungs

 

[Overdriven]

depends what floats your boat really.

From a psychological point of view I see it very much as a form of ownership and domination (especially on ones face), but can also understand why some women will not get the same satisfaction from that act. As for cleaning up ones own mess... sex is messy end of and the "sharing" of those kind of bodily fluids inevitable.. isn't it?

Oh, I was just talking about the first time it happened. I didn't expect my sort of reaction (neither did the GF at the time, hah.) endorphine release is good. I know some females who do it, some who don't and it's generally a mix of "Well, I don't mind" or "Eww, that's gross", so aye, does depend on the female really. (Guess the male aswell, but I'm pretty sure not many would argue this.) I personally don't really see it as a dominant/submission thing (really never actually thought about it) Hmm.. I'm going to go and question some people I know about this. (Probably going to get kicked -hard- for asking certain friends)

Regarding body fluids... I can't say anything against that at all.

Ah.. Memories of general first times/first attempts etc. lol.

@Toht: QQ! Midlands remember!

 

[old.Tohtori]

@Toht: QQ! Midlands remember!

Excuses! You're not trying hard enough. Or you're trying too hard. How hard can it be? Afterall, you're hardly trying!

How many hard puns can there be?

 

[Uara]

damn its hard..........to count them all

 

[mycenae]

it neither here nor there with me if you want my honest opinion. the only time I really dislike it is if it gets in my hair, cos its an arse to wash it. Other than that, its not particularly pleasant but its also really not that much of a hassle to get rid of, so I don't see the big deal.

 

[Lester]

Well I've had 4 reading this thread..

 

[Ignition]

Interesting thread indeed, though to me perhaps not interesting in the way it is to Lester

 

[DaGaffer]

I go away for a long weekend and I come back to...filth! I'm outraged. I've got vibrators to sell I'll have you know, and this is very distracting.

 

[Ignition]

Between this and reading blogs and stuff it has put a bit of a dent into my revision I have to admit. Back to it, and the revision that is before some double entendre comes out. Igni doesn't do that sort of thing

 

[mycenae]

Filth Gaffer? this is positively clean when you compare it to some of the other threads I have read on here!

 

[Dukat]

I find it amazing that everyone actually agree's what an orgasm is, or hasnt argued the finer points of which way is best I mean after arguing about rounds of sandwiches, how to hang loo roll etc, I would have expected atleast something similar here

 

[Ignition]

Ah no agreement here. Biologically for men it has a simple definition but imho a real orgasm be it for male or female is probably a very different thing from what people presume it is. I guess you don't know what it really is until you've had one. No doubt there are some women and probably some men who haven't.

I know in my case I've only had what I'd call a 'real' orgasm a very few times, can probably count on the fingers of one hand.

 

[Dukat]

Ah no agreement here. Biologically for men it has a simple definition but imho a real orgasm be it for male or female is probably a very different thing from what people presume it is. I guess you don't know what it really is until you've had one. No doubt there are some women and probably some men who haven't.

I know in my case I've only had what I'd call a 'real' orgasm a very few times, can probably count on the fingers of one hand.

I can see what you're saying, its just with the sandwiches and the loo roll there were seperate groups who all thought the same, where as here everyone has a slightly differing view - I guess its just because of the individuality involved with the topic

I just find it funny how we can all relatively peacefully 'agree to disagree' on a topic as fundamental as sex (or even calmly debate it! shock horror!), when we're ready to start WW3 over how many bits of bread there are in a round

 

[bob269]

I just find it funny how we can all relatively peacefully 'agree to disagree' on a topic as fundamental as sex (or even calmly debate it! shock horror!), when we're ready to start WW3 over how many bits of bread there are in a round

Maybe because there's numerous ways to achieve an orgasm but only one way to make a sandwich

 

[russell]

Dont YOU DARE hijack my sensible and interesting sex debate with freakin sandwiches.

 

[Jupitus]

Dont YOU DARE hijack my sensible and interesting sex debate with freakin sandwiches.

Are you sure you haven't hi-jacked Trem's sandwich and loo roll forum with sex talk?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Dont YOU DARE hijack my sensible and interesting sex debate with freakin sandwiches.

Hey hey, you do need to know how many rounds you have and if it's over the top or under!

Let's not go into the whole plane thing though, 'cause that's some heavy duty kinky stuff.

 

[Calaen]

Cracking thread,

Everyone is so bloody different. Chicks can fake all they want, if a guy is falling for it he is a selfish lover.

I had small penis syndrome like sparx and made it my goal to be able to pleasure a woman with my hands/mouth.

In my own personal experience I have encountered.

females that are ready to blow in an instant

females that need a real good workout

females that given the chance you might have to tag your best mate to help out.

females that love giving blowjobs

females that have made it their goal in life to never give one.


I think the whole spunking on ones face/tits is just a nice option once in a while especially when out shopping for clothes. It makes it all the more interesting.

Ive tried nipple clamps, hot candle wax, Ice cubes, solero shots twirls, spiras, vibrators, japanese love beads, ass plugs and thumbs.

And tbh its all just a bit of fun. If your partner aint 100% into anything you are messing around with DO NOT GO THERE

 

[old.Tohtori]

Ive tried nipple clamps, hot candle wax, Ice cubes, solero shots twirls, spiras, vibrators, japanese love beads, ass plugs and thumbs.

And your woman has tried...?

 

[Calaen]

And your woman has tried...?

hoho I kinda meant her thumb

 

[Ignition]

Ah it's all about the feelings you get from this 'bit of fun'. Different people with different ways to try and find it, be it hot wax, ice cubes, whatever but we're all looking for that same result I think. Sadly I suspect relatively few of us find it, I know I've only taken a couple of steps towards it at most. Needs the right person, at the right time both situationally and in your lives, with the right mindsets, settings, everything, to find that moment.

I kinda look at the whole thing as being a bit more spiritual than a bit of fun, though certainly there are times and places for fun, and times for longer, slower, more holistic experiences

 

[mycenae]

I guess I'm bloody lucky then Ignition, cos the guy I am engaged to....well, its the best I have ever had. And it gets better every time. Maybe its as Yoni says, as you get to know someone, it gets better and better.

 

[Sparx]

I have no problems with one night stands, i dont see sex as something you can only do with a person you love. I even have no problems having sex with people i dont particularly like. But then i am beginning to think i have a problem now where the act of sex is more important than the person

 

[Ignition]

I guess I'm bloody lucky then Ignition, cos the guy I am engaged to....well, its the best I have ever had. And it gets better every time. Maybe its as Yoni says, as you get to know someone, it gets better and better.

I guess you are, and that's good.

 

[Ignition]

I have no problems with one night stands, i dont see sex as something you can only do with a person you love. I even have no problems having sex with people i dont particularly like. But then i am beginning to think i have a problem now where the act of sex is more important than the person

Indeed though sex and sex are different things. Big difference between getting the rocks off and totally losing yourself with another person, losing track of where you end and they begin, feeling it soak up your entire body and consciousness, going right through you.

I'll shush now

 

[Uara]

lol some deep stuff there ignition i've only encountered that second type once maybe! Need to find the right girl again to get it, because that one time was bloody incredible!

 

[russell]

Indeed though sex and sex are different things. Big difference between getting the rocks off and totally losing yourself with another person, losing track of where you end and they begin, feeling it soak up your entire body and consciousness, going right through you.

I'll shush now

No need to shush. You totally get it. Rep to you mister

 

[Calaen]

I have agree that the kivin technique is a sure fire way of blowing any females mind, body and soul.