BloodOmen
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I'm not skipping over it at all.
This is about options. If you vote for the same thing, you're going to get the same shit.
If you vote Labour or Conservative, you're going to get Labour or Conservative. Instead Welsh Labour voters have voted Plaid, and welsh Conservative voters have voted Reform.
But really: They've voted for Change.
This is where the rest of your argument falls down - if you are desparate, and you're being offered "more of the same", or "something different - anything different" you vote different - and fuck the consequences. You gamble. And it's not dumb, it's logical - because the status quo isn't working for people any more.
Fuck policies. That's why this is happening. And voting more labour would be measurable madness.
So you’ve basically landed on “the system is broken so let’s spin the wheel and hope we land on something that feels like it’s on our side this week”.
Which, honestly, is at least emotionally consistent. Not sure it’s what I’d call a governing philosophy, but at this point politics is basically just group therapy with voting slips anyway.
I get why it feels convincing though. Everything looks knackered. NHS running on fumes and goodwill. Housing market behaving like it was designed by someone who hates joy. Wages going nowhere. And politicians endlessly recycling the same corporate obituary speech about “tough choices” like they’re reading it off a laminated card in hell.
So yeah, people stop voting for outcomes and start voting like they’re trying to kick the vending machine hard enough that it dispenses something other than disappointment.
Problem is, the vending machine is still a vending machine after you’ve kicked it. It doesn’t suddenly start dispensing gold bars just because you were very passionate about it.
And this “anything different” idea only really works if you aggressively ignore what the “different” actually is. Otherwise it’s just political mystery meat. Could be change, could be chaos, could be both, all served up with a side of dogshit and a bit of national mythology to wash it down.
And I’ll give you the obvious point again. Labour and the Conservatives have managed to evolve into two branches of the same exhausted HR department that forgot what its job was about 15 years ago. Nobody’s exactly rushing to defend that model.
But replacing it with a louder version of “we’re very angry and definitely in charge now” isn’t some clean break from the system. It’s just swapping out the manager for someone who shouts more while still insisting the printer is “being looked into”.
And this is where the “fuck policies” thing goes off the rails. Because once you drop policy, you’re not really doing politics anymore. You’re just stress testing reality with a ballot paper and hoping the universe is feeling generous.
Stop the boats
blame the usual suspects
declare everything broken
add a bit of flag waving
and hope vibes somehow turn into infrastructure
It’s less “solution” and more “political scratch card for people who are bored of scratching the same losing numbers”.
And the bit that always gets missed in all of this is that the actual legal and structural framework of the country doesn’t just politely vanish because someone got fed up. Stuff like the ECHR exists precisely because governments, historically, have a habit of getting carried away when they decide they’re done listening.
So when people go “we’ll just scrap that, easy fix”, it’s like watching someone unplug the smoke alarm because the beeping is annoying, while insisting the kitchen definitely isn’t still on fire.
Yes, the ECHR covers things people don’t think about when they’re angry. Workers’ rights, fair trial protections, privacy limits on state surveillance, anti-discrimination safeguards. All the boring stuff that quietly stops governments from doing their worst impulses on a whim.
And the comedy is that the pitch is usually sold as “freedom from interference”, while the practical result is often “freedom for the state to improvise your rights depending on the mood of the day”.
Which is great, until you realise the “mood of the day” is being set by whatever crisis is currently trending.
And yeah, I’ll agree with you again, the whole thing does look like managerial theatre. Just different actors rotating through the same collapsing set, all insisting they’re the first ones to really understand the script.
I just don’t buy that swapping one set of tired administrators for a louder set of emotionally charged administrators suddenly produces a functioning country. At best you get the same problems, the same structural mess, and slightly more confident speeches about why it’s definitely someone else’s fault.
It’s not system change. It’s just rearranging the people arguing in the cockpit while the plane continues its long, dignified descent into the sea.