Wierd sexual preferences

Lamp · Mar 30, 2006

I can't even abide putting eye drops in, so the thought of trying to keep my eye open so some bird can lick it just ain't gonna happen.

Worse case scenario: she's riding you on top. She leans over to lick your eye ball. She orgasms and inadvertantly spears your eye jelly with her tongue piercing.

Huntingtons · Mar 30, 2006

Thorwyn[B&Q] said:
I never heard of eye herpes though

infants can get that.

Thorwyn · Mar 30, 2006

Didn´t know that. :/

Mikah75 · Mar 30, 2006

omg, who licks eyes.. thats horrible!

Rediknight · Mar 30, 2006

Mikah75 said:
omg, who licks eyes.. thats horrible!

Rednecks

confused · Mar 30, 2006

Rediknight said:
Rednecks

erm:touch:

Marc · Mar 30, 2006

[NO]Subedai said:
met this other girl when i went to amsterdam, she was insistant i did her up the arse. strange stuff

Come to fleetwood oli, all the girls here take it up the arse as a means of birth control.

Speaking of the taking it up the arse, I could tell you all a story about posh spice, but I wont in case her lawyers read FH

Saveus · Mar 30, 2006

Marc said:
Come to fleetwood oli, all the girls here take it up the arse as a means of birth control.

Speaking of the taking it up the arse, I could tell you all a story about posh spice, but I wont in case her lawyers read FH

no wonder u always smell of shit

Marc · Mar 30, 2006

Saveus said:
no wonder u always smell of shit

lol kyle!

Thadius · Apr 1, 2006

kirennia said:
That's where limp bizkit got their name from From their knowledge of that game and their blatent inability to spell...

Nah, one of Freds mates said his brain was like a limp bizkit

Thats where it comes from

Thadius · Apr 1, 2006

Outlander said:
I like girls to dress up as vlad

Wonder how many birds Vladamir pulls with that sexeh tash

Himse · Apr 1, 2006

Thadius said:
Wonder how many birds Vladamir pulls with that sexeh tash

i counted, and it came out as 0.

Darksword · Apr 1, 2006

VaaN^ said:
Anybody who know someone that tryet it? you always hear about it but you never seen or got any proof of it!!!There is no spoon! there is no thing called "Soggy Biscuit"

a load of kids from a local school have played it a few times, i dont know names but i know for a fact they played it, people arent willing to point them out to me because id definatly make them feel uncomfortable/question there life choices after playing such a game.

old.Tohtori · Apr 1, 2006

Himse said:
i counted, and it came out as 0.

Hey, stop that, shemales DON'T count as -1 :eek:

Lamp · Apr 2, 2006

People are into some seriously diverse (better word than deviant perhaps ?) stuff. Check this site out: www.mfxvideo.com (NOT SAFE FOR WORK !!!)

:wij:

Vladamir · Apr 2, 2006

Himse said:
i counted, and it came out as 0.

Fu

I pull because i just have to say "I havf buttsecks with Outlander" and they're like, amagad, do me Vladmeister!.

Tilda · Apr 2, 2006

Darksword said:
a load of kids from a local school have played it a few times, i dont know names but i know for a fact they played it, people arent willing to point them out to me because id definatly make them feel uncomfortable/question there life choices after playing such a game.

Ah yes, they probably would.
You hard man you!

Lamp · Apr 2, 2006

Tilda -

Have any of your lawyers been sacked for gross misconduct ?

Reason I ask is 'cos one of the junior lawyers at my old bank was "summarily dismissed" for photocopying his ahem dingle-danglies. Was caught red-handed apparently.

(More like red-faced. Golly. How embarrassing must that have been !!!!! LOL)

Tilda · Apr 2, 2006

Nope

But then I havent been working long (still a student like!) so I'm not sure I'd know.
On the topic of eye licking I found this:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/deefha/113641386/

I also found this quite fucked up video which seams appropriate, its not porn, its hardly even NSFW http://m90.org/index.php?id=12758

Phooka · Apr 2, 2006

I like givving a yoni massage as making a woman squeeeks really floats my boat.. Yoni look it up

Lamp · Apr 2, 2006

Tilda said:
I also found this quite fucked up video which seams appropriate, its not porn, its hardly even NSFW http://m90.org/index.php?id=12758

Eww

That's a little distubing.

I think the music makes it worse.

Lamp · Apr 2, 2006

Phooka said:
I like givving a yoni massage as making a woman squeeeks really floats my boat.. Yoni look it up

You definitely need to wash your hands afterwards :eek7:

Phooka · Apr 2, 2006

Lamp said:
You definitely need to wash your hands afterwards

small price ^^

Lamp · Apr 2, 2006

One of my mates is obsessed with how women's hands look.

One enjoys "pile-driving" his gf. Not 100% sure what that is but think its a particular anal or dep-penetration position.

One love huge - and I mean HUGE tits (the type where the nips are the size of bin lids). Not my cup of tea.

I'm a pretty-much standard nice ass, sexy cleavage, nice legs person.

Thankfully my wife doesn't have any really wierd preferences other than to have her toes sucked. Whatever. Happy to go along with this as she swallows the lot. Says semen tastes fab ! Wahay ! I'm a lucky chappy !!!

Ezteq · Apr 4, 2006

lol /ressurect!!

i just remembered all you folk talking about people wanting to shit or be shat on someone poo'd on me once!

ok it was an 86 year old woman and i was working in the nursing home trying to get her from a chair to a commode and she napalmed me so i guess it doesnt really count but tbh its not an experience i was the happen again.... but at least i can say ive done it!

she was really embarrassed and so i had to make her laugh to feel better and said "well i know i said i was feeling crappy but this takes the biscuit!!"

she was better then lol.

Lamp · Apr 4, 2006

Ezteq said:
i said i was feeling crappy but this takes the biscuit!!"

Thats taking the piss

Sorry crap joke. Feeling shit

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